Browsing the blog archives for August, 2017

Double Whammy for Captain Hook: Targeted by PETA as Health Coverage Dropped!

              Captain Hook, commanding officer of the pirate ship Jolly Roger received a double blow this week as PETA activists targeted him for harassment upon learning that he had killed a crocodile. His health insurer also dropped out of the affordable care exchange and increased his premiums by $850 dollars a […]

My Exclusive Interview with Frankenberry

                    Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel (“The most trusted name in making shit up™”) I have the pleasure of interviewing famous cereal mascot Frankenberry. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Frankenberry FB:  Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. It’s a pleasure to be interviewed by you. MI:  I […]

Manhattan Infidel’s Suggestions for Renaming the George Washington Bridge

              Situated in upper Manhattan, the George Washington Bridge connects the borough of Manhattan with New Jersey. Now it’s bad enough that New Jerseyans have easy access to Manhattan but this bridge is named after a slave holder and white supremacist. While there is no solid evidence that Washington […]


My Exclusive Interview With the Dude Hit in the Balls With a Tear Gas Canister

              Today at Manhattan Infidel (“the most trusted name in satire™“) I have the pleasure of interviewing the dude who got hit right in the balls with a tear gas canister at an anti-Trump rally in Phoenix, Arizona. MI: Good morning.  What should I call you? DHBWTGC: My name is Joshua Stuart […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents Your Updated {Updated} {Updated} {Updated} {Updated} Kennedy Malfeasance Template™

              Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ we have written Kennedy Malfeasance Templates before. And so we do again. God bless the rich, bloated, privileged, parasites on society Kennedy Clan. They are a Godsend for bloggers. Max Kennedy, son of assassinated Senator Robert F. Kennedy and his […]

Symbol of Misogyny and White Supremacy Pulled Down in Manhattan!

                      Enraged that a statue of hatred stood outside New York’s Port Authority in midtown, angry activists took to the streets and attempted to tear it off its pedestal, set it on fire and throw the symbol of intolerance into the East River. The statue […]


Pete Best to Portray George Lazenby in the Zeppo Marx Story!

                      It has been announced that Pete Best has been signed on to star in the new Zeppo Marx biography being produced in Hollywood. “When we decided to do a movie about Zeppo Marx we needed someone who could sell being famous for a very […]

Hundreds of Thousands of Nerds Line Up to Watch Naturally Occurring Event!

              Yesterday in the United States a totally naturally-occurring total eclipse of the Sun caused nerds to come out of hiding and parade openly in the streets. “I haven’t seen so many nerds since I was doing security at a Comic Con” said a guard working in the area […]

Walking Dead to Introduce Transgender Zombies!

            Producers of AMC’s hit show “The Walking Dead” have announced that the upcoming season will feature a story line with transsexual zombies. “I’m a rich, powerful Hollywood producer” said one of the show runners. And being a rich, powerful Hollywood producer means one thing: I have my finger on the […]

Notorious Alt-Right Woodpecker Nationalist Killed in Hail of Gunfire!

                    History’s greatest monster is dead, never again to terrorize America with his alt-right thoughts and anti-environment actions. Long known and feared for his destruction of trees, local animal life and aggressive, binary sexual expression the evil woodpecker was surrounded and taken out by SWAT teams from […]