Browsing the blog archives for August, 2017

My Exclusive Interview with Doctor Henry Frankenstein

                Today I have the pleasure of interviewing a controversial figure in science: None other than Doctor Henry Frankenstein himself. MI:  Good afternoon Doctor Frankenstein. HF: Please. I am no longer a doctor. I had my license stripped after my creation ran amok. MI: I’m sorry. So what are you doing […]

Manhattan Infidel Plays Hookie

                What’s that you say Manhattan Infidel? You’re playing with hookers?  Again? No. Not hookers. Hookie! I had intended to write about the Yankee game I went to on Tuesday but I’m tired. It’s late at night and the hookers I’m playing with want their money.  I mean […]

Manhattan Infidel’s Exclusive Interview with the Most Courageous Woman in America Chelsea Manning!

  Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing the most fascinating woman in America, a role model for young girls everywhere. I am of course referring to Chelsea Manning. MI: Good afternoon Chelsea. I am very excited that you have agreed to be interviewed by me. Your story is […]

God Hates Sunday Night ESPN Baseball and So Should You!

“Trump is going to cause Guam to tip over into the sea. He and Putin will do this.” ~ Maxine Waters                 Yes. God does hate ESPN Sunday night baseball. Is there even any doubt on this? War? Famine?  The Department of Motor Vehicles? Child’s play considered to […]


Soon to be Muslim Majority Nation Announces Line of Succession!

                When I walk around New York City I am often stopped by people who ask me if I think de Blasio is as big an asshole as they do if I am as worried as they are about the British line of succession. Well worry no more. Queen […]

Robert Pattinson Refuses to Masturbate; A Dog That Is!

            Hollywood heartthrob and former sparking vampire Robert Pattinson revealed on the Jimmy Kimmel show that he was asked to masturbate a dog on the set of his latest film, “Good Time.” “The director wanted me to do it” said Pattinson. I had reservations. Then the trainer said “It’s fine. […]

Spider-Man Dead!

                    Noted crime fighter Spider-Man has passed away of an apparent heart attack at Burger King. “He was a hero to many” said New York mayor Bill de Blasio. All New Yorkers owe a debt of gratitude to Spider-Man. His devotion to New York was well […]

My Exclusive Interview With Lena Dunham

                    Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing Lena Dunham, star of the critically acclaimed no one watches the piece of shit show “Girls”.  Miss Dunham is also known for shaming middle class airline employees who were having a private conversation she deemed […]


Chelsea Clinton, Motion Picture Association of America to Introduce New Ratings System

            The Motion Picture Association of America (“MPAA“) and presumptive 2020 Democratic Presidential nominee Chelsea Clinton have announced that they will be implementing a new ratings system for all movies. “We’ve been wanting to update our archaic and non-gender based system for years” said MPAA president, former senator Chris Dodd. G, PG, […]

The Pussy Brigade: The Untold Story of the Allies Greatest World War II Defeat!

              With the release of the distressingly man-based and patriarchal film “Dunkirk” attention has focused once again on the Second World War. With this in mind I now present for my readers the story of The Pussy Brigade™, a gamble that turned into a disaster for the allies. Note: Events […]