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Declaration of Independence Placed on Index of Prohibited Books!

                The Democratic Party (“The Party”) today added the Declaration of Independence to its Index of Prohibited Books, joining The Bible (anti-gender fluidity), the Adventures of Tom Sawyer (the “N” word) and anything written by Stephen King (too scary). “For too long we have tolerated this document” said […]


My Exclusive Interview with Hillary Clinton

            Today at Manhattan Infidel I was planning on doing a post on all my spam. But then failed Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton showed up and demanded an interview. HC: Manhattan Infidel I want to talk to you! MI: Hillary Clinton, failed presidential candidate. How may I help you? HC: Failed?  You are […]


My Exclusive Interview with New York City Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (Stage Name Bill de Blasio)

              It is election time here in Gotham and our beloved mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (stage name Bill de Blasio) is running for a second term. I recently had the chance to sit down with him and talk about what he wants to accomplish in his second term. MI: Good afternoon your […]


My Exclusive Interview with North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un

            As everyone knows there is a possibility of war between the United States and The Democratic People’s Republic of California. Um, I mean Korea. Though tensions remain high between the United States and California as well. Using my contacts in government I was able to arrange unlimited access to North […]


Manhattan Infidel’s Suggestions for Renaming the George Washington Bridge

              Situated in upper Manhattan, the George Washington Bridge connects the borough of Manhattan with New Jersey. Now it’s bad enough that New Jerseyans have easy access to Manhattan but this bridge is named after a slave holder and white supremacist. While there is no solid evidence that Washington […]


Symbol of Misogyny and White Supremacy Pulled Down in Manhattan!

                      Enraged that a statue of hatred stood outside New York’s Port Authority in midtown, angry activists took to the streets and attempted to tear it off its pedestal, set it on fire and throw the symbol of intolerance into the East River. The statue […]


My Exclusive Interview With Lena Dunham

                    Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing Lena Dunham, star of the critically acclaimed no one watches the piece of shit show “Girls”.  Miss Dunham is also known for shaming middle class airline employees who were having a private conversation she deemed […]


My Second Exclusive Interview with Alyssa Milano

                    Regular readers reader of Manhattan Infidel will know that I recently interviewed Alyssa Milano. Well our favorite actress is back. This time she wants to discuss her new website where she hopes to hold President Trump accountable for his collusion with Russia. MI:  Good afternoon Miss […]


My Exclusive Interview with the American Patriot Corporal Max Klinger

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing the American patriot, Corporal Mawell Klinger. MI: Good afternoon you gender fluid American patriot! CMK: Corporal Maxwell Klinger at your service. MI: Tell me about yourself. CMK:  I’m wearing a Warner bra. I like to play with dolls. My last wish is to be […]


Fissures Appear in Democrat’s LGBTQNBNCGLIGIPBAES Constituency!

Troubling signs of lack of unity have begun to appear in the Democratic Party’s much-coveted constituency of LGBTQNBNCGLIGIPBAES (Lesbian, gay, bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Non Binary, Non Cis Gender,Lactose Intolerant, Gluten Intolerant, Peanut Butter Allergy suffering, Esperanto Speaking) constituency with many members of the LGBTQNBNCGLIGIPBAES community beginning to argue among themselves and question common goals. Indeed some in […]

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