Browsing the archives for the Politics category

Mueller’s Probe to Wrap Up; Sources Say Trump to be Indicted for Colluding With Russia or Possibly Just Being Mean and Making People Cry

            After a year and a half it appears that the probe into possible Russian collusion in the 2016 Presidential race is coming to a conclusion. As to what Trump will be indicted for (and it is a forgone conclusion he will be indicted for something) there is much speculation […]

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From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives, September 2019: Broward County Absentee Ballots Still Being Counted

            Ten months after the hotly contested senatorial election between former governor Rick Scott and Senator Bill Nelson the Broward County Board of Elections has promised that its counting of absentee ballots is “Almost finished. No Really. Just back off white boy. Don’t rush us.” “I know you white boys […]

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It’s the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

              So the midterms (aka “The most IMPORTANT event in the history of the world and we are the MSM and you can trust us because what we say is true”) has come and gone. This will be a short post as I worked from 6 am to midnight […]

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America Votes in Mid-Term Elections: Will Socialism Triumph? Manhattan Infidel Ponders the Answer With the Words of Abraham Lincoln

                    “Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to come Corporation tee shirt Stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you been a naughty boy You rejected socialism”  ~ Abe Lincoln, First Inaugural Address March 4th 1861 Tuesday, November 6th, 2018, a day that which shall live in […]

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An Open Letter From Barbra Streisand!

              From time to time I get requests from people to write a guest post no that has never happened. And so in keeping with the time-honored tradition of opening up Manhattan Infidel to other voices again I want to stress that literally no one has  asked to write […]

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My Exclusive Interview with the Blue Wave

            With the crucial who gives a shit midterms less than a week away I have the pleasure today of interviewing none other than the famous “Blue Wave”  himself. MI: Good afternoon Blue Wave. BW:  Nice to be here. But please, call me Mr. Blue Wave. I am better than you […]

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Manhattan Infidel Answers All Your Questions About the Worst Week in American History (AKA the “Someone Wants to Harm Our Democratic Masters Week”)

                    Wednesday, June 24, a date which will live in infamy, The natural masters of America, the Democrats, were suddenly and deliberately attacked by the forces of evil (also known as Republicans). And so began a week of horror unparalleled in American history. Men wept in […]

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My Exclusive Interview with the Tree of Life Synagogue Shooter, Robert Bowers

                In the wake of the tragic shooting over the weekend at the Tree of Life Synagogue in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania many have wondered what were the shooter’s motivations?  While others in the mainstream media have speculated only I have traveled to the hospital where Robert Bowers is recovering […]

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An Open Letter from the Democratic National Committee

            With the crucial mid-terms just two weeks away I was contacted by the Democratic National Committee and asked if I would share a message from them with my readers. Naturally I was quite happy drunk to do as they asked. So without further adieu I now present a critical message […]

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Suspicious Packages Mailed to CNN, Obama and Clintons; Serfs Advised to be More Respectful to Their Masters

                    Wednesday was a day of terror throughout the United States, possibly more damaging than 9/11, after a series of suspicious packages were mailed to America’s elite. David Gregory, a member of the ruling class of America, spoke for all when he said: Political violence against […]

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