Browsing the archives for the Politics category

My Exclusive Interview with Ashley Judd (Yet Again)

Regular readers reader of the journalistic juggernaut unknown blog that is Manhattan Infidel know that Ashley Judd has graced my pages before. I really shouldn’t pile on but sometimes the crazy is so easy it’s like taking candy from a baby. Ah, the tears of my enemies. How delicious they taste! MI: Good afternoon Miss Judd. AJ: Miss? […]




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Goldilocks Uses Her White Privilege to Avoid Jail Time!

The modest, rural home of a family of black bears was broken into over the weekend by Goldilocks. The bear’s possessions were ransacked and their food eaten before Goldilocks made her escape. “We’re a poor family” said the father black bear. Poor but proud. My house is small and the furniture spartan but I’m not ashamed. […]




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Washington DC to be Renamed Margaret Sanger DC

It has been announced that Washington DC, in an attempt to heal the racial wounds of America, will be renamed in honor of Margaret Sanger. “We need to move on from our past” said the president of the National Association to Remove Racist Images, Names and Statues. We are a racially divided country and until […]




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Skull Island Builds Wall to Keep Out King Kong; Protests Erupt!

The leaders of Skull Island have restarted a long-dormant project to build a wall to keep out unwanted residents. “This is something we have to do” said Skull Island’s president. We all know what happens if there is no barrier. King Kong and the other prehistoric monsters come over, trample everything and generally unsettle the […]




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From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives: California Secedes!

Dateline January 2019. With California’s secession finalized Governor-elect Gavin Newson took the oath of office as the President of the People’s Democratic Republic of California. Surrounded by heavy security the President took the oath promising to “defend the socialist republic and the redistribution of wealth for which it stands.” He then began his acceptance speech. […]




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My Exclusive Interview with Sarah Silverman

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing the brilliant political theoretician and noted military strategist, Hollywood superstar celebrity has-been Sarah Silverman. MI: Good afternoon Miss Silverman SS: Shut up. MI: What? SS: It’s time for all white people to shut up, listen and learn. MI: But –  SS: No. The world has suffered too much […]




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Your James Franco-Inspired “Hollywood Superstar Spirals Into Depression Following Trump Victory” Template

Noted Hollywood superstar James Franco recently admitted that he has had a tough time emotionally after Hillary Clinton’s loss in November. “I’ve spiraled into a depression and I’ve been questioning everything that I am, and how I’ve been doing things” said the Oscar-nominated actor. I certainly hate to see rich, privileged elite spiral into depression […]




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Democratic Leaders Hold Conference on How to Talk to the Common Man

Still reeling from the unexpected defeat of Hillary Clinton, Democratic leaders of the House and the Senate held a private retreat in West Virginia to learn how to talk to the common man, widely believed to be the reason they lost. “We didn’t get our message across very well” said House minority leader Nancy Pelosi […]




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Manhattan Infidel Examines the Barack Obama Post-Presidency: The First Weekend

For my first post of the post-Barack Obama era I have decided to examine Barack Obama’s weekend out of office. Specifically its legacy. What can America learn from Barack Obama’s post-presidency? To help me make sense of the Obama post-presidency legacy I was able to obtain a copy of  the former president’s diary plus Secret Services logs […]




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Radicalized Women Now More Emotional Than Ever!

On Saturday January 21st the entire world was united as oppressed upper middle class professional white women and those attending private 80,000 dollar a year universities took to the streets to protest their helplessness. In Washington D.C. alone hundreds of thousands of radicalized, hyper-emotional women marched, protesting the patriarchy, white male privilege and Donald Trump. […]




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