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President Biden Admits to Storing Classified Documents in Several Different Locations!

                After asking the rhetorical question how could Donald Trump “be so irresponsible” President Biden was forced to admit that he himself has stored classified documents, not only in his Penn Biden Center think tank but many other locations.  We here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ […]

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From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives: With Zero Percent of Precincts Reporting Networks Call 2024 Election for Joe Biden!

            Dateline:  Election Night,  2024 The 2024 Presidential election has been called by all networks and the winner in a landslide is President Joe Biden. “Even though none of the states have finished voting and all polls are still open we feel that there is no path to victory for […]

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A Modest Proposal (To Break Up the United States)

                    Even a very brief examination of the map of Europe over the last 2,000 years shows that borders are not sacred objects.  Borders change.  Sometimes peacefully.  Most often not.  And since it is now abundantly clear that the U.S. cannot continue as it is and […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents Your Midterm Election Template™

                    With the midterms a day away and many pundits predicting a red wave, we here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ present for our readers a handy template to guide you through election night. It looks like the Democrats will suffer historic losses on […]

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American Federation of Teachers Unveils List of Approved Reading Material for Fourth Graders

              With the proper education of the children of America its top priority, the American Federation of Teachers announced today the complete approved list of reading material for 4th graders. “The education of our children is our top priority” said AFT President Randi Weingarten. We exist for one reason:  […]

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My Exclusive Interview with Stacy Abrams

              With the midterm elections just two weeks away it is my pleasure to interview the Democratic candidate for Governor of Georgia, Stacy Abrams. MI:  Good afternoon Miss Abrams.  Sorry I am late.  There was a lot of traffic on the roads. SA:  I understand.  Traffic is rough.  Slows […]

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FBI Raids Elementary School Searching for White Nationalists!

              Acting on a tip, FBI agents today raided a local elementary school looking for suspected white nationalists. “We had good intel that there were white nationalist students in the school” said the agent in charge of the raid. So I gathered up about 100 agents and 30 assault […]

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My Exclusive Interview with John Fetterman

          With the midterms just weeks away it is my pleasure here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ to interview none other than the Democratic Senatorial candidate from Pennsylvania John Fetterman. MI:  Good morning Mr. Fetterman JF:  No gleep butch modo. MI:  Um.  Okay.  If you don’t mind may I […]

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My Exclusive Interview* with James Taylor

              Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ it is my pleasure to interview* none other than legendary singer/songwriter James Taylor. MI:  Good morning Mr. Taylor. JT:  Please, call me Carly Simon’s ex-husband. MI:  Um.  Okay Carly Simon’s ex-husband. JT:  I’ve seen her naked. MI:  Yes, well anyway […]

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Manhattan Infidel’s Guide to Surviving the Winter Carbon Free and Net Zero

            With the war in the Ukraine raging on and the supply of Russian oil dramatically reduced, the world may have the honor of finally stopping global warming and achieving a carbon-free net-zero energy existence. We here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ want to do our part to […]

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