Browsing the archives for the Politics category

My Exclusive Interview With the Most Intelligent and Powerful Woman in America, Her Eminence Hillary Rodham Clinton

          A full year and a half after her sinking in the 2016 Presidential election (thanks to Donald Trump’s collusion with Russia) Hillary Rodham Clinton still wants to explain to America why she lost. I am honored that she decided to sit down with me. MI: Good afternoon Mrs. Clinton. HRC: White women! MI: Um. […]


Matt Damon to Move to Australia; Australia Retaliates by Breaking Off Diplomatic Relations with United States!

                A special session of the United Nations has been called after Australia announced that it would recall its ambassador and break off relations with the United States. “This is the biggest threat to Australian-US relations since Crocodile Dundee II bombed at the box office” said Australian Prime […]


Whiny Pain in the Ass Ignorant Little Shits Too Young to Vote Walk Out of Class!

            Yesterday, March 14th 2018, a date which shall live in infamy, thousands of students across the United States walked out of school to demand rights be taken away from their fellow citizens. “I’m 16 and my voice shall not be silenced” said one student who walked out of class. […]


My Exclusive Interview With Potential Presidential Candidate Oprah Winfrey

                    Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing a woman who has been in the news a lot lately. I am referring of course to Oprah Winfrey. MI: Good afternoon Miss Winfrey. OW:Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. It is a pleasure […]

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Teachers of America Refuse Firearms Training; Worry That it Will Cut Into Time Spent Sleeping With Students

              Two weeks after the massacre in Florida and a week after President Donald Trump said he would be comfortable arming teachers, the teachers of America remain united in refusing to arm or even take firearms training. “Trump is literally Hitler” said one teacher. He wants to arm us? […]


Mueller Indicts Marvin the Martian!

                    Special prosecutor Robert Mueller continues to lay down the hammer in his search into Russian collusion with President Trump in the 2016 presidential election. Today he indicted Marvin the Martian, charging him with lying to the FBI when questioned about his knowledge of Russian attempts to interfere […]


Manhattan Infidel Presents the Broward County Sheriff Deputies’ Employment Exam

                    Dear applicant: Thank you for your interest in working as a deputy for the Broward County Sheriff’s Department. Being a deputy demands a willingness to serve, attention to detail and grace under pressure.  Good luck with your exam ~ Broward County Sheriff’s Office. You see […]


Congress to Legislate School Shootings; Calls Continue to Regulate Process

            Facing an increasingly angry media branch of their party, Democrats on Capitol Hill today demanded that the Federal government tax and regulate future school shootings. “The Republicans want us to sit back and do nothing” said minority leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). We Democrats have a more compassionate program. We […]


An Open Letter From the FBI!

            The following is a paid announcement courtesy of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Hello young people of America and greetings from the Federal Bureau of Investigation! As many of you are contemplating a career choice after you finish college may we suggest a position at the FBI?  If you […]


Manhattan Infidel Investigates the Tragic Florida School Shooting

            When the news of the school shooting in Florida broke we here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ sprang into action. Okay, we put our pants on. Okay, we put our underwear on.  Okay we remained naked. But eventually we traveled down to Florida to help with the narrative:  […]