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My Exclusive Interview* with James Taylor

              Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ it is my pleasure to interview* none other than legendary singer/songwriter James Taylor. MI:  Good morning Mr. Taylor. JT:  Please, call me Carly Simon’s ex-husband. MI:  Um.  Okay Carly Simon’s ex-husband. JT:  I’ve seen her naked. MI:  Yes, well anyway […]

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Manhattan Infidel’s Guide to Surviving the Winter Carbon Free and Net Zero

            With the war in the Ukraine raging on and the supply of Russian oil dramatically reduced, the world may have the honor of finally stopping global warming and achieving a carbon-free net-zero energy existence. We here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ want to do our part to […]

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Martha’s Vineyard’s New Tourism Slogans

              Recently Martha’s Vineyard was in the news after a planeload of migrants were dropped off on the island. Realizing that the presence of Hispanics on Martha’s Vineyard would hurt their tourism industry the migrants were immediately sent to another location. The town council then convened an emergency all-night […]

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Biden Travels to Lower Circles of Hell for Rousing Campaign Speech!

                    President Biden travelled to the lowest circles of Hell on Thursday to give a speech warning of the dangers Republicans pose to the new world order. “I want to thank the many demons here for allowing me to speak tonight” said President Biden As I […]

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Season Two of J6 Hearings to Feature New Character: Cousin Oliver from Brady Bunch!

            Producers of the J6 television show have announced that with the departure of Liz Cheney they will bring in new characters and go for a “younger demographic.” “Look Liz was very popular” said one of the producers of the J6 show. She was the breakout character and we hated […]

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My Exclusive Interview with Liz Cheney

            Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing Liz Cheney, congresswoman from Wyoming. MI:  Good afternoon congresswoman Cheney. LC:  Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI:  The past couple years you have represented the State of Wyoming in congress.  If I may, your lopsided loss […]

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Banana Republics Sue United States for Unfair Business Practices!

              The banana republics of Central America today sued the United States stating that the U.S., by claiming banana republic status, is threatening their livelihoods. “This isn’t fair” said Venezuelan president Nicolas Madero. I’ve worked my entire life trying to turn Venezuela into a shithole.  Now Biden comes along […]

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The Ballad of Merrick Garland

              Safely Fighting Trump from his office Fearless Garland will indict and raid Garland means just what they says This brave man Garland of the Justice Department He’s a Democrat that’s all we know He’s a man, America’s best One hundred Republicans he’ll indict today But only Trump shall […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents the Complete Text of the Green New Deal Because He Cares About the Environment and Other Factors Including But Not Limited To Alexandria Ocasio Cortez Threatened to Bite Me With Her Famous Chompers (Part V)

            And now after a week of enlightening my readers about the most important proposal in the history of Congress I finish with Part V. May the Green New Deal be as widely read as the Bible, the Koran and Harry Potter books combined! vi.  ensuring that public lands, waters, […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents the Complete Text of the Green New Deal Because He Cares About the Environment and Other Factors Including But Not Limited to Alexandria Ocasio Cortez Threatened to Bite Me With Her Famous Chompers (Part IV)

            Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (aka “The Gift That Keeps on Giving“) has gifted us with her Green New Deal. As a responsible journalist it is now my duty to present the complete text to my readers for them read at their leisure (or use as toilet paper.) cleaning up existing […]

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