Browsing the archives for the Politics category

Mueller Indicts Russian Dressing!

                    Special counsel Robert Mueller today indicted 12 different brands of Russian dressing and accused them of attempting to sabotage the 2016 presidential election. Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein announced the indictment just days before Trump is to meet with his Russian handlers including Vladimir Putin, […]

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Alyssa Milano: Leave my Boobs Alone!

                Former actress Alyssa Milano has tweeted that she wants President Donald Trump to leave her boobs alone. Being a fan of Ms. Milano’s work on Charmed (a show about female empowerment) I wanted to know why she wanted her boobs left alone. Were her boobs under attack? […]

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Mueller Indicts Wile E. Coyote!

            Special prosecutor Robert Mueller today indicted Wile E. Coyote for colluding with the Russians to damage America’s pristine southwestern desert environment. “For years Mr. Coyote has destroyed the environment” read the 200-page indictment. Using Acme Corporation, a Russian shell company, he has used a variety of rockets, giant anvils […]

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My Exclusive Interview with Maxine Waters

                Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ (I report you send me nudes) I have the pleasure of interviewing congresswoman Maxine Waters from California’s 43rd Congressional District. MI: Good afternoon congresswoman Waters. MW: Mombo dogface in the banana patch! MI:Um. What? MW: All green of skin… 800 centuries ago, […]

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Democrats Alarmed Trump May Nominate Catholic to Supreme Court

              With the resignation of justice Anthony Kennedy many Democrats have expressed concerns that President Trump’s nominee to the Supreme Court will be infected with dogma. “As an American I will not tolerate prejudice of any kind” said senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY). But I think we can all agree […]

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My Exclusive Interview with Whoopi Goldberg’s Vagina

            Today at Manhattan Infidel™  I have the honor of interviewing none other than Whoopi Goldberg’s lady parts. Specifically her vagina. After being surgically reduced to a quarter inch in length I was inserted into Miss Goldberg’s vagina to begin my interview. MI: Good afternoon, um, what do I call you? […]

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Asshat Visits Mexican Border!

                New York City Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (stage name Bill de Blasio) visited the Mexican border to draw attention to the plight of immigrants. “I’ve come to this migrant camp on the Mexican border because I heard that children were being separated from their parents” said the famous […]

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My Exclusive Interview with Peter Fonda

                Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing Peter Fonda, of the legendary Fonda acting clan. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Fonda. PF: F*ck you! MI:Um, what? PF: I’m sorry. I apologize profoundly. MI: Apology accepted. PF: It’s just that I’m under a lot of stress. MI: What from? PF:The Secret Service […]

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Koko the Gorilla Dies; Was Distraught Over Donald Trump’s Immigration Policies

            Koko the Gorilla, who captivated the world with her grace, wit and charm, has died. “Sadly it is true. We have lost Koko” said an official at the zoo where she was housed in a cage and kept apart from her family. She had been very depressed ever since […]

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Manhattan Infidel Summarizes the Inspector General’s Report Into the Probe of Hillary’s Clinton’s Email Server for his Readers Correction his Reader Correction his Mother Correction the Poor SOB at his Web Host Provider Tasked with Keeping the Server Up

            It has now been almost a week since the Inspector General released his report on Hillary Clinton’s private email server.  I have spent the time reading and reviewing it and I now summarize the top points for you, my readers reader mom oh come on mom read my blog […]

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