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My Exclusive Interview with Al Franken

            Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing former comedian, author and current Senator from Minnesota, Al Franken himself. MI: Good afternoon Senator Franken. AF: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI: Let’s talk about why you ran for Senator.  Why the transition from comedian to Senator? AF: I believed our country […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents the Official Why I Voted for Warren Wilhelm Jr. (Stage Name Bill de Blasio) Template™

              Well it happened. Despite rising crime, despite rampant corruption, despite a crumbling infrastructure and a subway system that is a mess, Warren Wilhelm Jr. (stage name Bill de Blasio) was re-elected by the good citizens of Gotham. Accordingly I now present another of my award winning hasn’t won jack shit templates. Enjoy! Why did you vote for Warren […]

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The Official Muslim Written Driver’s License Test

                In the week since a Muslim (motives still unknown) drove down a bike path in Manhattan killing eight attention has focused on whether Muslims are good drivers. Well wonder no more. I have obtained a copy of the official Muslim Written Driver’s License Test and it shows […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents Your New York City Terror Attack Template™

            A truck has been used as an instrument of mass destruction. (Hey, maybe we are becoming just like Europe! Isn’t that what our elite want?) So without further delay here is another in Manhattan Infidel’s award winning never won an award series of templates.  Templates void where prohibited as […]

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My Restrained and Dignified Interview with Respected, Restrained and Dignified Political Reporter Mark Halperin

            Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing veteran political reporter Mark Halperin. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Halperin. MH: Good afternoon fellow journalist and seeker of truth MI: Wow. Okay. Thanks. So let’s review your career accomplishments. In 1997 at the age of 32 you were […]

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My Exclusive Interview with Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller

                Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the honor of interviewing the man of the hour, special prosecutor Robert Mueller, who after five months of investigation unsealed his first indictments yesterday. MI: Good afternoon special prosecutor Mueller. SPM: Please, call me God. MI: Um. No I’d rather I didn’t. You are […]

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Actress Terrorized by Old Man in Wheelchair!

                    George Herbert Walker Bush, the 41st President of the United States, joins Harvey Weinstein on the list of America’s most feared and loathsome sexual predators. Brave actress Heather Lind has come forward with details of her shocking sexual assault at the hands (literally) of President […]

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My Exclusive Interview with Roger Goodell

                    With NFL protests much in the news I was lucky enough to snag an interview with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell (pictured above.) MI: Good afternoon Mr. Goodell. RG: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. Are you ready for some football? MI: Actually no. I turned off the NFL games in […]

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My Exclusive Interview With Judd Apatow

              Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing writer, producer and director Judd Apatow. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Apatow. JA: Please. Call me Mr. Apatow. MI: I just did.  JA: That’s better. MI: What? JA: Show some respect for your betters. MI: Right. Anyway I’m looking at your Wikipedia profile and it says […]

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Tension Increases on Korean Peninsula as Kim Jong-un Acquires Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulators!

            Concerns that North Korea intends to start a war were intensified over the weekend when it was revealed that Kim Jong-un is now in possession of weaponized Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulators courtesy of the notorious arms dealer Marvin the Martian. “Unfortunately the reports are true” said CIA director […]

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