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Kavanaugh Confirmation Chaos: Kavanaugh’s Mother Says “He Sucked My Breast As a Child!”

              With the hearings on Brett Kavanaugh already controversial because of allegations he groped a woman when he was 17 years old, comes late-breaking word that Kavanaugh’s mother has confirmed that the potential Supreme Court justice did “on many occasions” commit an act of blatant harassment by placing his […]

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Evil Donald Trump, Who is Literally Hitler, Creates Hurricane Florence in Hopes of Killing Babies of Color!

            Editor’s Note: The following is an addendum to Bob Woodward’s new book, “Fear:  Trump in the White House” rushed for print to coincide with Hurricane Florence. History’s greatest monster, the diabolical Donald Trump, sat in the situation room in the White House observing Hurricane Florence’s track up the Carolina coast. […]

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From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives, 2023: Americans Eagerly Await More Food Shortages!

              With the Democratic Socialist Party of America having a majority in both houses of Congress, Americans are bracing for record-breaking food shortages during the winter. “People have to ask themselves how important it is to eat every day” said Nancy Pelosi (Democratic Socialist-CA), the Speaker of the House. […]

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My Exclusive Interview with Cory Booker

            Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing the junior senator from the great state of New Jersey and possible Democratic presidential candidate, none other than Cory Booker himself. MI: Good afternoon Senator Booker. CB: OUR COUNTRY IS IN CRISIS! MI: Yeah, um it’s Monday. Do you mind not screaming […]

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Meghan McCain Opens Eulogy School!

            After winning rave reviews for her eulogy at her father’s funeral, where she bravely spoke truth to power and said bad things about Donald Trump, who is literally Hitler, Meghan McCain has decided to open a school for people who need tips on fashioning the perfect eulogy. “As the […]

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My Exclusive Interview with William Jefferson Clinton

            Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing the 42nd President of the United States, Bill Clinton. MI: Good afternoon Mr President. BC: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. It’s always a pleasure to talk to the press. You boys in the press have been very nice to me and Hillary […]

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My Exclusive Interview with Robin Leach

                Once upon a time there was a TV show. And that TV show was called “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.”  It was literally the most important thing to happen in the world since D Day, the replacement of Dick York with Dick Sargent and New Coke combined. […]

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John McCain Dies; Pentagon to Honor Him by Bombing Funeral

            Senator John McCain (R-AZ) died Saturday night.  The face of the military-industrial complex has said, through his family, that the best way to remember him would be to bomb his funeral. “No doubt many of my colleagues from Capitol Hill will be there” he reportedly said shortly before dying. […]

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My Exclusive Interview with John Brennan

              Today at Manhattan Infidel (I report, you never read me) I have the pleasure of interviewing former CIA director John Brennan. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Brennan. JB: Whatever punk. MI: Let’s get right to the point. You have made well-known your contempt for President Trump. JB: Slimebucket.  Bastard.  C*cksucker.  He shall […]

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My Exclusive Interview with New York Governor Andrew Cuomo

            Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing His Honor Andrew Cuomo, the governor of the great state of New York. MI:  Good afternoon Governor Cuomo AC:  Who the hell are you? MI:  I’m Manhattan Infidel. AC:  Manhattan Infidel was never that great. MI: I happen to […]

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