Browsing the archives for the Politics category

Fissures Appear in Democrat’s LGBTQNBNCGLIGIPBAES Constituency!

Troubling signs of lack of unity have begun to appear in the Democratic Party’s much-coveted constituency of LGBTQNBNCGLIGIPBAES (Lesbian, gay, bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Non Binary, Non Cis Gender,Lactose Intolerant, Gluten Intolerant, Peanut Butter Allergy suffering, Esperanto Speaking) constituency with many members of the LGBTQNBNCGLIGIPBAES community beginning to argue among themselves and question common goals. Indeed some in […]


Global Warming Causes Caveman Environmental Protection Agency to Ban Fire!

With glaciers rapidly receding the Caveman Environmental Protection Agency (“CEPA“) has announced new regulations on fire, the recently discovered fuel source that has become popular. “All we have to do is look out our caves and see the evidence” said the head of the CEPA. Every day the glaciers retreat more and more. It’s almost at […]


Sun Sets in West; Democrats Call for Investigation Into Possible Russian Collusion!

Stunned Congressional Democrats called today for an independent prosecutor after the sun set in the west. “This is outrageous” said Maxine Waters (D-CA). Why is the sun setting in the west?  Four days in a row I’ve seen the sun go down in the west. This is not normal. This is not natural. The sun […]


The Big Bang: Did God Collude with Russia?

Special prosecutor Robert Mueller has announced that his probe into Russian interference in the 2016 US presidential election has expanded and he is now looking into evidence that God colluded with Russia during the creation of the universe. “We have asked God for his correspondence and business dealings leading up to the Big Bang” announced […]


My Exclusive Interview With the Governor of Nevada Brian Sandoval

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing the governor of the state of Nevada, the honorable Brian Sandoval. MI: Good afternoon Governor Sandoval. [Pause] MI: Governor Sandoval? GS: Yes. Sorry. I was distracted by the many problems a governor has to deal with. MI:  I can only imagine.  Tell me, in your opinion what is […]

Manhattan Infidel Has an Unpleasant Encounter With CNN!

Being a blogger it is my sacred duty to make shit up. Satire is the charitable name for it. Free speech is the classical name for it. However recently a dark force of evil has arisen that threatens us all. And that dark force is……erectile dysfunction.  No wait. I’m sorry. That dark force of evil […]


Happy Independence Day! (And Other Ramblings of a Demented Blogger)

Happy pre-Independence Day, or as our masters call it, “Alt-Right White Nationalist Day.” Lately I’ve been wondering what form our second civil war will take. There are two possible scenarios. Scenario One: Much like the last civil war states will secede. California will secede first. (I get it California. You’re embarrassed to be part of […]


My Exclusive Interview With Jeff Zucker

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing the head of CNN, Jeff Zucker. As many of you many of you may know CNN is currently embroiled in a scandal involving a story they ran on a Russian investment fund with ties to Trump officials. The story has since proven false and those […]


A History of FBI Briefings (As Composed by the Impartial Hand of Manhattan Infidel)

By now many have had a chance to review the FBI’s findings on the shooting of Republican congressman Steve Scalise. Even though the shooter had a paper with the names of Republican congressman, even though he staked out the ballfield for days beforehand, even though he asked if a Republican or Democratic team was practicing […]


World Watches in Horror as Georgia’s 6th Congressional District Doesn’t Vote for Candidate Their Hollywood Masters Told Them to Vote For!

With the eyes of the world upon it and with the chance to prove that they weren’t ignorant red necks, Georgia’s 6th Congressional District instead voted for a woman. In Hollywood, the masters of America reacted angrily to the loss. “What the hell is wrong with America?” asked  director Josh Whedon. Hillary Clinton was right. […]