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My Exclusive Interview With Lena Dunham

                    Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing Lena Dunham, star of the critically acclaimed no one watches the piece of shit show “Girls”.  Miss Dunham is also known for shaming middle class airline employees who were having a private conversation she deemed […]

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My Second Exclusive Interview with Alyssa Milano

                    Regular readers reader of Manhattan Infidel will know that I recently interviewed Alyssa Milano. Well our favorite actress is back. This time she wants to discuss her new website where she hopes to hold President Trump accountable for his collusion with Russia. MI:  Good afternoon Miss […]

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My Exclusive Interview with the American Patriot Corporal Max Klinger

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing the American patriot, Corporal Mawell Klinger. MI: Good afternoon you gender fluid American patriot! CMK: Corporal Maxwell Klinger at your service. MI: Tell me about yourself. CMK:  I’m wearing a Warner bra. I like to play with dolls. My last wish is to be […]

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Fissures Appear in Democrat’s LGBTQNBNCGLIGIPBAES Constituency!

Troubling signs of lack of unity have begun to appear in the Democratic Party’s much-coveted constituency of LGBTQNBNCGLIGIPBAES (Lesbian, gay, bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Non Binary, Non Cis Gender,Lactose Intolerant, Gluten Intolerant, Peanut Butter Allergy suffering, Esperanto Speaking) constituency with many members of the LGBTQNBNCGLIGIPBAES community beginning to argue among themselves and question common goals. Indeed some in […]

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Global Warming Causes Caveman Environmental Protection Agency to Ban Fire!

With glaciers rapidly receding the Caveman Environmental Protection Agency (“CEPA“) has announced new regulations on fire, the recently discovered fuel source that has become popular. “All we have to do is look out our caves and see the evidence” said the head of the CEPA. Every day the glaciers retreat more and more. It’s almost at […]

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Sun Sets in West; Democrats Call for Investigation Into Possible Russian Collusion!

Stunned Congressional Democrats called today for an independent prosecutor after the sun set in the west. “This is outrageous” said Maxine Waters (D-CA). Why is the sun setting in the west?  Four days in a row I’ve seen the sun go down in the west. This is not normal. This is not natural. The sun […]

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The Big Bang: Did God Collude with Russia?

Special prosecutor Robert Mueller has announced that his probe into Russian interference in the 2016 US presidential election has expanded and he is now looking into evidence that God colluded with Russia during the creation of the universe. “We have asked God for his correspondence and business dealings leading up to the Big Bang” announced […]

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My Exclusive Interview With the Governor of Nevada Brian Sandoval

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing the governor of the state of Nevada, the honorable Brian Sandoval. MI: Good afternoon Governor Sandoval. [Pause] MI: Governor Sandoval? GS: Yes. Sorry. I was distracted by the many problems a governor has to deal with. MI:  I can only imagine.  Tell me, in your opinion what is […]

Manhattan Infidel Has an Unpleasant Encounter With CNN!

Being a blogger it is my sacred duty to make shit up. Satire is the charitable name for it. Free speech is the classical name for it. However recently a dark force of evil has arisen that threatens us all. And that dark force is……erectile dysfunction.  No wait. I’m sorry. That dark force of evil […]

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Happy Independence Day! (And Other Ramblings of a Demented Blogger)

Happy pre-Independence Day, or as our masters call it, “Alt-Right White Nationalist Day.” Lately I’ve been wondering what form our second civil war will take. There are two possible scenarios. Scenario One: Much like the last civil war states will secede. California will secede first. (I get it California. You’re embarrassed to be part of […]

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