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My Exclusive Interview with Anti-War Activist Cindy Sheehan (Who Used to be Famous)

              Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I am feeling a bit nostalgic so I’ve decided to interview a figure who used to be famous back in the first decade of this century. I am referring to none other than anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan. MI: Good afternoon Miss […]

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From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives, 2037: Mueller Probe Enters 20th Year!

          A milestone in Washington D.C. history was reached today as Robert Mueller’s probe into alleged Russian collusion during the 2016 election entered its 20th year. The probe has outlasted the Trump administration, the Second American Civil War that saw Washington burned to the ground and even special prosecutor Mueller himself. […]

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Manhattan Infidel Examines the Subtle and Nuanced Tweets of Sarah Jeong

#eliminatewhitefolk   As many may know the New York Times (“All the news that’s fit to make up”) recently came into a bit of controversy when they hired Sarah Jeong to join their editorial board.  Many complained that her tweets were racist. I, Manhattan Infidel, decided to see if there was any truth to this rumor […]

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My Exclusive Interview with Pope Francis

            Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing none other than the successor to St. Peter and the current bishop of Rome, His Holiness Pope Francis. MI: Good afternoon your Holiness. PF: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI: Let’s start out by asking you about the death penalty. PF: Yes, yes, the […]

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From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives, January 20, 2021: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AKA “Alexandria Occasional Cortex”) Sworn in as United States’ 46th President!

            Stunning the political, indeed the entire world, Alexandria Octavio-Cortez beat Donald Trump in the 2020 presidential election.  Winning 125 percent of the undocumented immigrant vote and 236 percent of college students and the those under 18 vote, she coasted to victory over Trump, hopefully the last white male of northern European […]

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ATF Raids Underground “Straw” Party in Santa Barbara, California!

              The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms today broke up a straw party in the city of Santa Barbara, arresting 37 people and charging them with possession of plastic with intent to harm mother Gaia. Santa Barbara, which has proudly become the first city in the United States […]

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My Exclusive Interview with Michael Cohen

              Today at Manhattan Infidel, the journalistic juggernaut that taught MSNBC and CNN everything they know, I have the pleasure of interviewing President Trump’s former lawyer, Michael Cohen. MI: Good afternoon, Mr. Cohen. MC: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI: Let’s start out by talking about your relationship with President Trump. You are […]

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Mueller Indicts Russian Dressing!

                    Special counsel Robert Mueller today indicted 12 different brands of Russian dressing and accused them of attempting to sabotage the 2016 presidential election. Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein announced the indictment just days before Trump is to meet with his Russian handlers including Vladimir Putin, […]

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Alyssa Milano: Leave my Boobs Alone!

                Former actress Alyssa Milano has tweeted that she wants President Donald Trump to leave her boobs alone. Being a fan of Ms. Milano’s work on Charmed (a show about female empowerment) I wanted to know why she wanted her boobs left alone. Were her boobs under attack? […]

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Mueller Indicts Wile E. Coyote!

            Special prosecutor Robert Mueller today indicted Wile E. Coyote for colluding with the Russians to damage America’s pristine southwestern desert environment. “For years Mr. Coyote has destroyed the environment” read the 200-page indictment. Using Acme Corporation, a Russian shell company, he has used a variety of rockets, giant anvils […]

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