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MSM Look Forward to Mitt Romney’s Upcoming Funeral

            Fresh off the great ratings from the funeral of George Herbert Walker Bush, the mainstream media networks of the United States are busily planning the next Republican funeral. “The ratings were through the roof” said one network executive. And if there’s one thing we network executives like it’s ratings […]

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George Herbert Walker Bush Dead: MSM to Use Same Template It Used at John McCain’s Funeral to Bash Orange Man Bad™!

              George Herbert Walker Bush, former ambassador to the UN, former CIA director and 41st president of the United States died Friday evening at his home in Houston. “I might as well say it: We are not sorry he’s dead” said a producer at one of the four mainstream TV news […]

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My Exclusive Interview With German Chancellor Angela Merkel

              Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing someone who has long been a leader, indeed some would argue THE leader on the world stage, Germany’s very own Angela Merkel. MI: Good afternoon Chancellor Merkel. AM: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI: You were recently quoted as […]

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My Exclusive Interview With the Bravest, Most Empowered and Feminist Woman in America

            With our Republic in peril from Orange Man Bad I have decided to interview a woman who has had first hand experience with Orange Man Bad. First hand experience that has left her scarred and ruined her empowering career.  I am of course referring to Stormy Daniels. MI: Good afternoon […]

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Mueller’s Probe to Wrap Up; Sources Say Trump to be Indicted for Colluding With Russia or Possibly Just Being Mean and Making People Cry

            After a year and a half it appears that the probe into possible Russian collusion in the 2016 Presidential race is coming to a conclusion. As to what Trump will be indicted for (and it is a forgone conclusion he will be indicted for something) there is much speculation […]

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From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives, September 2019: Broward County Absentee Ballots Still Being Counted

            Ten months after the hotly contested senatorial election between former governor Rick Scott and Senator Bill Nelson the Broward County Board of Elections has promised that its counting of absentee ballots is “Almost finished. No Really. Just back off white boy. Don’t rush us.” “I know you white boys […]

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It’s the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

              So the midterms (aka “The most IMPORTANT event in the history of the world and we are the MSM and you can trust us because what we say is true”) has come and gone. This will be a short post as I worked from 6 am to midnight […]

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America Votes in Mid-Term Elections: Will Socialism Triumph? Manhattan Infidel Ponders the Answer With the Words of Abraham Lincoln

                    “Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to come Corporation tee shirt Stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you been a naughty boy You rejected socialism”  ~ Abe Lincoln, First Inaugural Address March 4th 1861 Tuesday, November 6th, 2018, a day that which shall live in […]

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An Open Letter From Barbra Streisand!

              From time to time I get requests from people to write a guest post no that has never happened. And so in keeping with the time-honored tradition of opening up Manhattan Infidel to other voices again I want to stress that literally no one has  asked to write […]

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My Exclusive Interview with the Blue Wave

            With the crucial who gives a shit midterms less than a week away I have the pleasure today of interviewing none other than the famous “Blue Wave”  himself. MI: Good afternoon Blue Wave. BW:  Nice to be here. But please, call me Mr. Blue Wave. I am better than you […]

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