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My Exclusive Interview With Jeff Zucker

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing the head of CNN, Jeff Zucker. As many of you many of you may know CNN is currently embroiled in a scandal involving a story they ran on a Russian investment fund with ties to Trump officials. The story has since proven false and those […]


A History of FBI Briefings (As Composed by the Impartial Hand of Manhattan Infidel)

By now many have had a chance to review the FBI’s findings on the shooting of Republican congressman Steve Scalise. Even though the shooter had a paper with the names of Republican congressman, even though he staked out the ballfield for days beforehand, even though he asked if a Republican or Democratic team was practicing […]


World Watches in Horror as Georgia’s 6th Congressional District Doesn’t Vote for Candidate Their Hollywood Masters Told Them to Vote For!

With the eyes of the world upon it and with the chance to prove that they weren’t ignorant red necks, Georgia’s 6th Congressional District instead voted for a woman. In Hollywood, the masters of America reacted angrily to the loss. “What the hell is wrong with America?” asked  director Josh Whedon. Hillary Clinton was right. […]


Manhattan Infidel Presents the Official Narrative for the Representative Steve Scalise Shooting (Official Narrative Not Valid Where Prohibited by Facts)

Yesterday morning while at practicing for the annual congressional baseball game a gunman opened fire and critically injured House Majority Whip Steve Scalise (R-LA). Since the shooting we here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ have been busy working the phones trying to get the complete and official narrative. Q:  Were these men targeted […]


More Leakage! Er, More Leaked Memos!

There is no dribbling or leakage for me. I take Super Beta Prostate.  What? I mean yesterday I leaked some official DNC memos. Today I leak all the notes James Comey has taken. How did I find myself in possession of these memos?  I can’t discuss that in a public forum. Leaked Memo Number One […]


Manhattan Infidel Leaks Documents!

Lately leaks have been all the rage. Wikileaks, James Comey, Reality Winner.  So yours truly has decided to get into the leakage game.  Er, the leaking game.  I had a problem with leakage once.  Prostate you know. And so I now present The Super Top Secret Security Clearance Only Democratic National Committee Manifesto (Manifesto not […]


Rome Sacked by Visigoths; Emperor Honorius Orders Colosseum Bathed in Light From Different Colored Torches; Says Rome Will Not be Defeated, Love Conquers Hate and That We Should Hug the Person Next to Us!

Responding to the first sack of Rome in over 600 years, the Emperor Honorius has ordered the Colosseum to be bathed in lights from “a diverse set of colored torches to symbolize the diversity and tolerance that made Rome great.” “Rome is the greatest and most advanced civilization ever” said the Emperor. This sack by […]


ISIS Issues New Directives for Dealing With Crusaders, Infidels and Jews!

While its long-term goal is to kill all crusaders, ISIS leaders realize that this might be impossible in the short run. (For no other reason they might run out of suicide bombers.) The new pamphlet, officially designated “Directive 17.B” states that all ISIS fighters must find some way to “damage the crusaders, infidels and  Jews, […]


My Exclusive Interview with New York City Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (Stage Name Bill de Blasio)

Today I have the privilege to interview the current occupant of Gracie Mansion, his honor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (who goes by his stage name of Bill de Blasio). MI: Good afternoon Mr. Mayor. BDB: Good afternoon you cisgender white male. MI: Um, yeah. Anyway let’s start off with an obvious question about the election season. You will probably […]

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Manhattan Infidel Answers All Your London Bridge Terror Attack Questions (The “Nothing to See Here Move Along” Edition)

Once again London has fallen victim to a terror attack. Once again the world offers up “thoughts and prayers.”  Once again world leaders vow to “Get tough on terror. And we mean it this time. We really do. But how can we get tough on terror and not conflict with our ‘open borders’ theology?” Being […]