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Season Two of J6 Hearings to Feature New Character: Cousin Oliver from Brady Bunch!

            Producers of the J6 television show have announced that with the departure of Liz Cheney they will bring in new characters and go for a “younger demographic.” “Look Liz was very popular” said one of the producers of the J6 show. She was the breakout character and we hated […]

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My Exclusive Interview with Liz Cheney

            Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing Liz Cheney, congresswoman from Wyoming. MI:  Good afternoon congresswoman Cheney. LC:  Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI:  The past couple years you have represented the State of Wyoming in congress.  If I may, your lopsided loss […]

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Banana Republics Sue United States for Unfair Business Practices!

              The banana republics of Central America today sued the United States stating that the U.S., by claiming banana republic status, is threatening their livelihoods. “This isn’t fair” said Venezuelan president Nicolas Madero. I’ve worked my entire life trying to turn Venezuela into a shithole.  Now Biden comes along […]

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The Ballad of Merrick Garland

              Safely Fighting Trump from his office Fearless Garland will indict and raid Garland means just what they says This brave man Garland of the Justice Department He’s a Democrat that’s all we know He’s a man, America’s best One hundred Republicans he’ll indict today But only Trump shall […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents the Complete Text of the Green New Deal Because He Cares About the Environment and Other Factors Including But Not Limited To Alexandria Ocasio Cortez Threatened to Bite Me With Her Famous Chompers (Part V)

            And now after a week of enlightening my readers about the most important proposal in the history of Congress I finish with Part V. May the Green New Deal be as widely read as the Bible, the Koran and Harry Potter books combined! vi.  ensuring that public lands, waters, […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents the Complete Text of the Green New Deal Because He Cares About the Environment and Other Factors Including But Not Limited to Alexandria Ocasio Cortez Threatened to Bite Me With Her Famous Chompers (Part IV)

            Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (aka “The Gift That Keeps on Giving“) has gifted us with her Green New Deal. As a responsible journalist it is now my duty to present the complete text to my readers for them read at their leisure (or use as toilet paper.) cleaning up existing […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents the Complete Text of the Green New Deal Because He Cares About the Environment and Other Factors Including but Not Limited to Alexandria Ocasio Cortez Threatened to Bite Me With Her Famous Chompers (Part III)

            As promised now for Part III. It’s like Godfather Part III but without Coppola’s daughter stinking everything up. Whereas climate change, pollution, environmental destruction and gun violence in inner cities ruled by Democrats that I shouldn’t mention have exacerbated systemic racial, regional, social, environmental, and economic injustices by disproportionately affecting […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents the Complete Text of the Green New Deal Because He Cares About the Environment and Other Factors Including But Not Limited to Alexandria Ocasio Cortez Threatened to Bite Me With Her Famous Chompers (Part Two)

            As promised, and Manhattan Infidel is a man who keeps his promises as long as it doesn’t involve lending money or anything that has to do with Wink Martindale, here is part two of my continuing series into the brilliant Green New Deal. 4. global temperatures must be kept […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents the Complete Text of the Green New Deal Because He Cares About the Environment and Other Factors Including But Not Limited to Alexandria Ocasio Cortez Threatened to Bite Me With her Famous Chompers

            As the entire world no doubt is aware a new savior has arisen on the horizon. Since winning election to Congress Alexandria Ocasio Cortez has enlightened us with her wisdom, eloquence and supernatural legislative ability. Because I want to acknowledge the present and future leader of the Democratic Socialist […]

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A Special Message From the Virginia General Assembly

                    Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the honor of presenting a special message to all Americans from the Virginia General Assembly. Take it away General Assembly! Hello to all Americans! We in the Virginia General Assembly would like to remind everyone what a great state […]

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