Browsing the archives for the Politics category

Manhattan Infidel Presents Your Syrian Civil War Airstrike Primer™

          Overnight on Friday, the United States, Britain and France instituted air strikes on Syria in retaliation for alleged chemical attacks by the Syrian regime on its people. Since the strike I have had to field many questions from my readers.  Who am I kidding I have no readers and the […]

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Mueller Indicts Fourth Grader!

            As part of his ongoing probe into Russian collusion in the 2016 Presidential election Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller today indicted a fourth grade student from LaGrange, New York. “We got the bastard dead in our sights” said a member of the Special Prosecutor’s office. This kid did a book […]

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It’s Time for an Open and Honest Dialogue on Vegan Control!

                In the week since Nasim Aghdam opened fire at Youtube’s headquarters America has once again had to confront its dark past of unfettered veganism. Many questions have been asked. Why does this keep happening? What can we do to stop it?  Damn the NRA and white men!  […]

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President John Quincy Adams Embroiled in Sex Scandal!

              Embattled and unpopular President John Quincy Adams, the son of embattled and unpopular President John Adams had his Presidency further tarnished when he was caught swimming naked in the Potomac River. “I was whipping my slave when I caught sight of the President taking his clothes off by […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents a United States. History Test

                Since the Masters of America in the MSM have decided that the children must now lead and since the aforementioned kids showed such stunning ignorance of the reasons for the 2nd amendment we here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel decided to find out exactly what […]

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My Exclusive Interview with America’s Newest Hero, David Hogg

            George Washington. Abraham Lincoln. Martin Luther King. David Hogg. Four of the greatest heroes in American history. All sought to extend human freedom.  Washington for the 13 colonies. Lincoln for slaves. Martin Luther King for blacks. David Hogg for the ratings of CNN. It is my great pleasure to […]

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Unqualified Lesbian to Seek Governorship!

              When Cynthia Nixon, best known as the actress from Sex and the City no one wanted to see naked, announced that she was running for governor of New York there arose opposition from fellow lesbians who pointed out that she was unqualified. “Cynthia Nixon may be a lesbian […]

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From Ye Olde New Yorke Times, April 19, 1775: Middle Class White Gun Nuts Battle His Majesty’s Troops!

              Dateline: Massachusetts, April 20, 1775 Tragedy struck the colony of Massachusetts yesterday as His Majesty’s troops, on a brave mission to take dangerous assault muskets out of the hands of middle class white men, were fired upon by said disaffected white men. Many of His Majesty’s troops have been […]

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Let the Little Shits Lead (Just Don’t Let Them Eat the Tide Pods!)

            Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing David Hogg, the charismatic, voluble and sex-symbol handsome young white minor who has become the spokeschild of those who wish to limit the freedom of Americans. MI: Good afternoon Mr.  Hogg. [Silence] MI: I said good afternoon Mr. Hogg. DH: What? Oh hello. […]

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My Exclusive Interview With the Most Intelligent and Powerful Woman in America, Her Eminence Hillary Rodham Clinton

          A full year and a half after her sinking in the 2016 Presidential election (thanks to Donald Trump’s collusion with Russia) Hillary Rodham Clinton still wants to explain to America why she lost. I am honored that she decided to sit down with me. MI: Good afternoon Mrs. Clinton. HRC: White women! MI: Um. […]

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