Browsing the archives for the Politics category

Bombing in Manchester Kills 22; Motive Unknown; Was Trump Responsible?

A suicide bomber who has been identified as Salman Abedi killed 22 people and injured hundreds, some as young as six, at an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester, England. While the facts are still being collected and not wanting to defame an entire group (unless they are white Christians) I now present the Official Bombing […]


My Exclusive Interview With Disgraced Former Congressman and Now Registered Sex Offender Anthony Weiner

Last week former congressman and serial “sext-er” Anthony Weiner pleaded guilty to one count of transferring obscene material to a minor. He must now register as a sex offender and forfeit his iPhone. I recently sat down with Weiner to discuss his future. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Weiner. AW: [Sobbing] I knew what I was doing was […]


Puerto Rican Culturally Appropriates His Inner Mexican and Drives Like Shit; Sources Say He Was Upset Over Russian Interference in 2016 Election

Times Square in Manhattan, the crossroads of the world, became a scene of panic yesterday afternoon as a car drove the wrong way down a one-way street and plowed into pedestrians, injuring dozens and killing one. Richard Rojas, a former Navy vet and current resident of the Bronx who has been arrested twice in the […]


U.S. Defeats Russia at Ice Hockey World Championship; What Did Trump Know and When Did He Know It?

The United States came from behind and defeated Russia 5-3 at the Ice Hockey World Championship in Cologne, Germany, prompting immediate cries for Trump’s impeachment. “What did Trump know and when did he know it” said Chuck Schumer (D-NY). Did Trump collude with the Russians?  Did Russia interfere in the game and try to have […]


Party of Socialist Redistribution Angry That Man They Wanted Fired Gets Fired!

In the 24 hours since the shocking and unprecedented news first broke that the evil, traitorous Trump fired the great American patriot James Comey the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have been working the phones nonstop to get the facts. And so for my readers I now present the timeline of the Official Narrative […]


My Exclusive Interview with Cher

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing that cutting edge fashion plate, now in her 70s, Cher herself. MI:  Good afternoon Cher. C: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI: So what brings you to my humble corner of the blogosphere? C: Donald Trump caused my asthma! MI: Oh god here we go […]


Woman Who Has Accomplished Nothing in Life Besides Being Front Runner for 2020 Democratic Presidential Nomination Laments How Women are Held Back by Sexism or Something

Presumptive 2020 Democratic Presidential nominee Chelsea Clinton sat down with yours truly for an exclusive interview. Among the topics we discussed were sexism and misogyny in America and how that affected her rise to power. I thank Mrs. Clinton for agreeing to the interview. MI: Good afternoon Chelsea. CC: [Pause] I prefer not to be addressed by my […]


Four Old Men to Reunite to Protest Trump and Bring Back the Spirit of the ’60s But Mainly to Protest the Evil That is Trump and We Should Care About This Because These Four Old Men Are Still Hip and Relevant!

For those who wish the ’60s never ended hope is on the way.  Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young have announced that they might possibly reunite and tour because of their shared hatred of Donald Trump. “If there is one thing I hate more than anything it’s Donald Trump” said Graham Nash. He’s an idiot and […]


Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (Stage Name Bill de Blasio) Wins Coveted Endorsement of People for Returning New York City to the Shithole it was in the 1970s; Reelection by Landslide All But Inevitable

Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (stage name Bill de Blasio) today picked up a key endorsement from the People for Returning New York City to the Shithole it was in the 1970s. “I think this endorsement is not just for me but for all New Yorkers and it justifies what I have been trying to do […]


Speedy Gonzales Opposes Border Wall!

Noted Mexican nationalist Speedy Gonzales today announced his opposition to President Trump’s plans to build a border wall between the United States and Mexico. “Zee wall ees racist” said Speedy. Speedy ees a citizen of zee world. Speedy no believe in borders. Speedy like to roam around zee Mexico – Texas border looking for zee […]