Acting on a tip, FBI agents today raided a local elementary school looking for suspected white nationalists. “We had good intel that there were white nationalist students in the school” said the agent in charge of the raid. So I gathered up about 100 agents and 30 assault […]

          With the midterms just weeks away it is my pleasure here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ to interview none other than the Democratic Senatorial candidate from Pennsylvania John Fetterman. MI:  Good morning Mr. Fetterman JF:  No gleep butch modo. MI:  Um.  Okay.  If you don’t mind may I […]

              Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ it is my pleasure to interview* none other than legendary singer/songwriter James Taylor. MI:  Good morning Mr. Taylor. JT:  Please, call me Carly Simon’s ex-husband. MI:  Um.  Okay Carly Simon’s ex-husband. JT:  I’ve seen her naked. MI:  Yes, well anyway […]

            With the war in the Ukraine raging on and the supply of Russian oil dramatically reduced, the world may have the honor of finally stopping global warming and achieving a carbon-free net-zero energy existence. We here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ want to do our part to […]

              Recently Martha’s Vineyard was in the news after a planeload of migrants were dropped off on the island. Realizing that the presence of Hispanics on Martha’s Vineyard would hurt their tourism industry the migrants were immediately sent to another location. The town council then convened an emergency all-night […]

                    President Biden travelled to the lowest circles of Hell on Thursday to give a speech warning of the dangers Republicans pose to the new world order. “I want to thank the many demons here for allowing me to speak tonight” said President Biden As I […]

            Producers of the J6 television show have announced that with the departure of Liz Cheney they will bring in new characters and go for a “younger demographic.” “Look Liz was very popular” said one of the producers of the J6 show. She was the breakout character and we hated […]

            Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing Liz Cheney, congresswoman from Wyoming. MI:  Good afternoon congresswoman Cheney. LC:  Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI:  The past couple years you have represented the State of Wyoming in congress.  If I may, your lopsided loss […]

              The banana republics of Central America today sued the United States stating that the U.S., by claiming banana republic status, is threatening their livelihoods. “This isn’t fair” said Venezuelan president Nicolas Madero. I’ve worked my entire life trying to turn Venezuela into a shithole.  Now Biden comes along […]

              Safely Fighting Trump from his office Fearless Garland will indict and raid Garland means just what they says This brave man Garland of the Justice Department He’s a Democrat that’s all we know He’s a man, America’s best One hundred Republicans he’ll indict today But only Trump shall […]