readers reader of the journalistic juggernaut unknown blog that is Manhattan Infidel know that Ashley Judd has graced my pages before. I really shouldn’t pile on but sometimes the crazy is so easy it’s like taking candy from a baby. Ah, the tears of my enemies. How delicious they taste!
MI: Good afternoon Miss Judd.
AJ: Miss? Miss? I don’t need your binary sexism fool. My gender is fluid.
MI: Just like my bowels after eating a couple hot peppers.
AJ: Whatever pig.
MI: I want to talk to you today about your comments equating Trump’s election to rape.
AJ: Yes. The election triggered me. It remains for me the worst thing that has ever happened to me in my lifetime. Raped as a child. Bad. Re-raped by a political system that ordains a clown. Rapey rape bad.
MI: So the election is the same as rape? Don’t you think you’re cheapening rape by throwing the word around too much?
AJ: No! Rapey rape is rapey! And the rapey rapists who voted for Trump have penetrated my pussy in a rapey rape fashion.
AJ: The election triggered, raped and penetrated my pussy. My pussy hasn’t been raped and penetrated since that time I was having dinner at the Russian Tea Room and I ordered caviar for an appetizer and they brought me House Cured Salmon Gravlax. I’m sure you can relate.
MI: Not really.
AJ: Well I was triggered and outraged that my waiter brought the wrong appetizer. I was humiliated and raped!
MI: Somehow I don’t think getting the wrong appetizer is quite the same as being raped.
AJ: Rapey raped!
MI: Rapey raped.
AJ: Do you like my hat?
MI: Your pussy hat?
AJ: It’s not just a pussy hat. It’s my actual pussy. I had it removed and stretched to make a hat.
MI: Good god woman are you insane?
AJ: Try my cookies. I baked them myself.
[Judd hands Manhattan Infidel some cookies which he eats]
MI: Hmm. These aren’t bad actually.
AJ: You’re eating my pussy.
AJ: I made these cookies from my pussy. I call them pussy cookies. Because I’m powerful and I want men to eat my pussy.
[Manhattan Infidel spits out the cookies]
MI: Jesus lady you’re insane!
AJ: Finish my pussy. Eat my pussy!
MI: No I’m not eating your pussy! You know I never thought I’d actually say that to you.
AJ: What do you mean you won’t eat my pussy! I feel raped.
MI: Right. I’m out of here.
[Manhattan Infidel leaves]
AJ: Come back! Don’t leave! You’re raping me by leaving! Raping me in a rapey rape fashion!
The crazy is strong in this one. She’ll fit right in in Hollywood.