Browsing the archives for the The dark side of popular culture category

Yet Another Revised and Extended NFL Malfeasance Template™

            It is that time once again where the probing eyes of Manhattan Infidel expose the malfeasance of our sports heroes.  This time it is Buffalo Bills (technically still the only football team to play in New York State) receiver Zay Jones who was arrested after a bloody, naked argument […]

Bono Deeply Sorry for Being Bono!

                    Shaken by scandals involving his “One” charity that included sexual abuse, name-calling, tax evasion, paying only one percent of its proceeds to charity and workers being forced to do domestic chores for Foundation executives legendary Irish singer Bono apologized to the world. “I have failed […]

McGruff the Crime Dog’s Career in Ruins!

              Beloved law and order personality McGruff the Crime dog has entered rehab after a series of embarrassing incidents that tarnished his previously unsullied reputation. The problems began for McGruff (real name Sparky} after he led police to 100 pounds of cocaine. “McGruff just went crazy” said a fellow […]

Special Forces Veteran John Rambo Sued by the Town of Hope, Washington!

          John Rambo has been sued by Hope, Washington after his late rampage destroyed the town’s sheriff’s office and much of the downtown business district. “We are a small peaceful town that likes a small peaceful existence” said Hope’s mayor. And then this Rambo character shows up. Sheriff Teasle told me […]

Santa v Easter Bunny: Dawn of Justice!

                Big screen adaptations of Comics are all the rage now and with Easter just three weeks away I thought it was time to go see the latest movie in that genre:  Santa v Easter Bunny: Dawn of Justice. Much like Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice the […]

Katy Perry Kills Nun!

                Tragedy struck the pop world as Katy Perry, beloved by millions the world over for kissing girls, roaring and a curious left shark, killed a nun in broad daylight. The singer had been engaged in a protracted court battle with The Sisters of The Most Holy and […]

NFL to Set Mandatory Diversity Quota for 2018 Starting Lines

            The National Football League announced today that starting with the 2018 season all starting lines must include 1/3 female representation, 1/3 transsexual representation and 1/3 binary representation. “For too long the National Football League has been the bastion of penises” said Commissioner Roger Goodell. Look on any sideline during […]

Manhattan Infidel Uncovers the Original Six Million Dollar Man!

                Like many people my age I remember fondly the Six Million Dollar Man TV show. Steve Austin. Astronaut. Barely alive. But what many people do not realize is the the show we saw was not the original version. That was called “The Six Million Dollar Penis” but […]

And the Award Goes To………

            Like most people who read this blog Manhattan Infidel keeps a close eye on popular culture.  Okay maybe “close eye” is just a polite way of saying “stalking.”  But the point remains covering pop culture is a large part of this blog. Yesterday Hollywood held its annual Oscar ceremony where […]

Penguin Angered by Gotham’s New Smoking Regulations!

                Notorious Gotham villain Oswald Cobblepot, aka “The Penguin” has expressed his anger at the Gotham City Council for enacting a new series of anti-smoking laws. “Come on. This is just prohibition all over” said the Penguin. I’ve been smoking since I was 13 years old and I […]