The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) is dealing with scandal after it was revealed that one of their officers had a genie with magical powers trapped in his house. The officer in question, Major Anthony Nelson (pictured here)                 […]

                    Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I am pleased to interview a guest to our planet who goes by the name of “Predator.” MI:  Good afternoon Predator. P:  Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI:  Welcome to our planet.  Why did you decide on Earth? […]

                    The tight-knit breakfast cereal world was rocked today by the news that Count Chocula is not in fact African-American. “By now you’ve heard the rumors” said The Count. And I want to get out ahead of them and tell you the truth. My truth. And […]

                Johnny Appleseed, famous throughout the Midwest for his cultivation of apple orchards, was fined $2,000,000 by the Environmental Protection Agency for damaging protected wetlands.  The Agency also said that the fine will be compounded every month until Appleseed undoes the “damages done to our environment with his […]

                During testimony today before Congress, Zeus, chief deity on Mount Olympus, denied any responsibility for the change in the Earth’s climate. “Look” said Zeus when asked about his role as the bearer of thunder, lightning and rains. Sending down rain is just one of the things I […]

                    For the third year in a row the profile of Henry VIII was voted the least popular on eharmony, beating out Dylan Mulvaney and several serial killers. “It’s the codpiece” said one woman. It just seems a little……overcompensating if you know what I mean.  I […]

            Dracula, aka “The Lord of Death“, has announced a cessation of his blood-sucking activity until he can clear up the results of his latest blood test. “I make my living in blood” declared the Lord of the Undead. But lately I haven’t been feeling all that well. Hey, I […]

                    Marginally talented actor Dylan Mulvaney, who identifies as a birthing person, has been selected by Bud Light, which identifies as a beer, to be the new face of their ad campaign. “We are pleased to have Dylan joining us in promoting Bud Light” said a […]

                A local wiccan, known as the “Peaceful Wiccan of the East” was killed today when a house fell on her. “It was the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen” said a witness. The Peaceful Wiccan of the East was gathering food to give to the homeless – it […]

                America and the world were shocked today when it was announced that Mickey and Minnie Mouse were going to divorce. Long thought to be one of Hollywood’s “dream” couples sources on the inside tell us that behind the scenes tension between the two had been building for […]