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Manhattan Infidel Presents: The Texts of Jeff Bezos

            As the entire world now knows, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos recently was outed as cheating on his wife after his romantic and racy texts (including pictures of his “junk”) to TV host Lauren Sanchez were leaked to the National Inquirer. Many of the stranger and/or pornographic texts were withheld […]

Oscar the Grouch Not Very Popular With Other Sesame Street Characters!

                    Sources on Sesame Street have informed the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ that on the Street Oscar the Grouch is perhaps “The most unpopular resident.” “In fact we all despise the asshole” said Big Bird. I’m just like everybody else. I’m just trying to survive […]

Rip Van Winkle Blames Thyroid Medicine!

              Local resident Rip Van Winkle, who recently emerged from 20 years sleep, has blamed his doctor for upping the dosage on his hypothyroidism pills. “I’ve always been tired and lacked energy” said the Dutchman. I thought it was normal. Then one day I went to my doctor and […]

Santa Goes Into Exile!

            After months of civil unrest and a series of stinging military defeats at the hands of the elf and reindeer resistance, Santa Claus has been forced to abdicate. Standing by a helicopter that would take him into exile Santa addressed those still loyal to him. “My fellow North Poleans” began the […]

United Nations Peacekeepers Dispatched to North Pole!

          With the North Pole disintegrating into civil war, the United Nations voted unanimously (Iran and Ireland abstaining) to send peacekeeping troops to the war-torn country. The expected move was not without controversy. “We don’t want them here” said Santa, who has been waging an increasingly bitter war to keep the […]

Third Week of Rioting Hits North Pole!

                    With rioting continuing in the North Pole, Santa has asked for troops to restore order to his beleaguered workshop. The rioting, which started in protest over Santa’s new “carbon emissions” tax has spread into a protest over the entire state of the North Pole, with many […]

Rudolph Converts to Islam; Refuses to “Guide the Crusader’s Sleigh”!

            Christmas could be a major disappointment this year for boys and girls around the world after Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, who used his signature proboscis to guide Santa through rough weather, announced his conversion to Islam. “I only follow The Prophet now” said Rudolph. Christmas is a holiday of […]

My Exclusive Interview with Santa Claus!

              With Christmas eight days away it is my pleasure to snag an interview with the man of the hour. None other than Old St. Nick, Kris Kringle, Santa Claus himself. MI: Good afternoon Santa Claus. It’s a pleasure to meet you. SC: Are you sure?  You’re on my naughty list. […]

With Kevin Hart Out, Oscars Search for New Host

                    With the news that Kevin Hart was out as host of the Oscars less than a week after being named the search is on for a new host of this year’s Academy Awards. Using my contacts in show business grifters and whores I have come […]

Frosty the Snowman Accused of Transphobia!

            Well-known anthropomorphic snowman Frosty has seen his popularity plummet after being accused of gender- and trans-phobia. “I don’t know what to say” said a chastened Frosty. I don’t know what they are talking about! I love children and would never harm nor confuse them in any way.  I just […]