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Kars For Kids to Break Up!

            Kars For Kids, perhaps one of the most influential bands ever, have announced that they will be taking a hiatus from further creative activity together. “As we have entered our teens we have grown apart” said their guitarist, often referred to as the “face of the band.” Life is […]

Time Traveler Sleeps With Mother!

          The American Association of Time Travelers and Refrigerator Mechanics has suspended member Marty McFly after McFly admitted to having sex with his mother while on a visit to the past. “This is a very serious violation of our by-laws” declared the Association’s president. We here at the American Association of […]

Jamie Farr Hospitalized With Symptoms of Pon Farr!

                    Jamie Farr of M*A*S*H fame was hospitalized today with what doctors are calling “Pon Farr-like symptoms.” “Mr. Farr remains in stable condition” said a doctor attending him. But for his own safety, and the safety of the nurses in our hospital, we had to place […]

Gillette to Follow up We Believe Campaign With New Commercials

              Gillette, fresh off its inspiring “We Believe” ad announced plans to follow up with even more “woke” commercials. “We at Gillette are about more than selling razors” said its CEO. We on the Board of Directors all have college degrees and live in nice neighborhoods. As such we […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents: The Texts of Jeff Bezos

            As the entire world now knows, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos recently was outed as cheating on his wife after his romantic and racy texts (including pictures of his “junk”) to TV host Lauren Sanchez were leaked to the National Inquirer. Many of the stranger and/or pornographic texts were withheld […]

Oscar the Grouch Not Very Popular With Other Sesame Street Characters!

                    Sources on Sesame Street have informed the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ that on the Street Oscar the Grouch is perhaps “The most unpopular resident.” “In fact we all despise the asshole” said Big Bird. I’m just like everybody else. I’m just trying to survive […]

Rip Van Winkle Blames Thyroid Medicine!

              Local resident Rip Van Winkle, who recently emerged from 20 years sleep, has blamed his doctor for upping the dosage on his hypothyroidism pills. “I’ve always been tired and lacked energy” said the Dutchman. I thought it was normal. Then one day I went to my doctor and […]

Santa Goes Into Exile!

            After months of civil unrest and a series of stinging military defeats at the hands of the elf and reindeer resistance, Santa Claus has been forced to abdicate. Standing by a helicopter that would take him into exile Santa addressed those still loyal to him. “My fellow North Poleans” began the […]

United Nations Peacekeepers Dispatched to North Pole!

          With the North Pole disintegrating into civil war, the United Nations voted unanimously (Iran and Ireland abstaining) to send peacekeeping troops to the war-torn country. The expected move was not without controversy. “We don’t want them here” said Santa, who has been waging an increasingly bitter war to keep the […]

Third Week of Rioting Hits North Pole!

                    With rioting continuing in the North Pole, Santa has asked for troops to restore order to his beleaguered workshop. The rioting, which started in protest over Santa’s new “carbon emissions” tax has spread into a protest over the entire state of the North Pole, with many […]