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Batman Banned From Using Gas-Powered Batmobile Within Gotham City Limits!

            The Gotham City Council has announced that Batman would henceforth be banned from using his Batmobile in Gotham. “While we appreciate all Batman does to keep our city safe we are in a climate crisis”  said the Council President. The so-called “Batmobile” is an Earth-destroying gas-guzzling vehicle. Sea levels are […]

In First Act as King, Charles III Bans Dancing in Small Town of Bomont, Texas

              In a move that has surprised many, King Charles III decreed today that dancing shall not be allowed in the small town of Bomont, Texas. “It has come to my attention that a certain someone has moved to this town from Chicago” said the King. He has big […]

Darth Vader to Re-design suit; Seeks Open Concept and Subway Backsplash

                    Sith Lord Darth Vader has decided that he is going to completely redesign his mobile life support system. “It’s time” said Vader when announcing the change. Don’t get me wrong.  After my duel with that pansy Obi-Wan Kenobi my suit gave me a new life.  […]

NASA Scrubs Artemis Launch After Female Astronaut Causes Accident on Launch Pad!

            NASA has announced that the long-awaited launch of its Artemis rocket has been postponed until a later date. “Things were going fine” said NASA administrator Bill Nelson. We were all set to go to the moon.  We were practicing ingress and egress with the command module and the countdown […]

Aging Socialists Sing the Glory of Capitalism!

                    Aging socialists Crosby, Stills and Nash have ended their war with Spotify after finding out that their dreams of a socialist workers paradise needed a cash infusion. “We’re from the 60s” said Stephen Stills. We believe in peace and freedom of speech.  That’s why we […]

Kars For Kids to Break Up!

            Kars For Kids, perhaps one of the most influential bands ever, have announced that they will be taking a hiatus from further creative activity together. “As we have entered our teens we have grown apart” said their guitarist, often referred to as the “face of the band.” Life is […]

Time Traveler Sleeps With Mother!

          The American Association of Time Travelers and Refrigerator Mechanics has suspended member Marty McFly after McFly admitted to having sex with his mother while on a visit to the past. “This is a very serious violation of our by-laws” declared the Association’s president. We here at the American Association of […]

Jamie Farr Hospitalized With Symptoms of Pon Farr!

                    Jamie Farr of M*A*S*H fame was hospitalized today with what doctors are calling “Pon Farr-like symptoms.” “Mr. Farr remains in stable condition” said a doctor attending him. But for his own safety, and the safety of the nurses in our hospital, we had to place […]

Gillette to Follow up We Believe Campaign With New Commercials

              Gillette, fresh off its inspiring “We Believe” ad announced plans to follow up with even more “woke” commercials. “We at Gillette are about more than selling razors” said its CEO. We on the Board of Directors all have college degrees and live in nice neighborhoods. As such we […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents: The Texts of Jeff Bezos

            As the entire world now knows, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos recently was outed as cheating on his wife after his romantic and racy texts (including pictures of his “junk”) to TV host Lauren Sanchez were leaked to the National Inquirer. Many of the stranger and/or pornographic texts were withheld […]