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Macys’ Thanksgiving Day Parade Debuts New Louis C.K. Float!

            With Thanksgiving upon us Macys has announced that this year’s famous parade will feature several new floats dubbed “A Salute to Hollywood Legends.” “While the parade is still popular we wanted to make it more relevant to the younger demographic” said a Macys spokesman. So we’ll be getting rid […]

Tragedy Strikes Rock ’em Sock ’em Robots!

            The world of competitive rock ’em sock ’em robots suffered a stunning blow when the red robot knocked the head off the blue robot. “I didn’t mean to do that to the blue robot” said the red robot. He’s a good egg, the blue robot. Though I always thought […]

Dracula Charged with Sexual Misconduct!

            The Eastern European visitor to our land, Count Dracula, has been accused of sexual misconduct by several local women. “He took inappropriate liberties with me” said Lucy Westenra. He came to my house every night, sometimes dressed as a wolf, and bit me on my neck. Then he started […]

In Crisis Mode, Hollywood Producers Attend “Sexual Harassment Awareness” Workshop

            Reeling from the past few weeks of sexual harassment allegations, producers in Hollywood have banded together to attend a weekend-long intensive seminar on how to spot and avoid sexual harassment in the workplace. “This is something we have to take seriously” said one producer who attended. Like everyone else […]

My Exclusive Interview with Louis C.K.

                As a reporter blogger manic depressive it is always a feather in one’s cap to interview a figure on the front pages. So today I have the honor of interviewing comedian, director, producer and auteur Louis C.K. MI: Good afternoon Mr. C.K. LCK: Hey, what’s up? MI:  It is […]

Snoopy Eats Woodstock!

                In a crime that shocked the tight-knit community of children in this town, Woodstock, beloved bird friend of local beagle Snoopy, was brutally murdered and eaten by his best friend. “I heard chirping. Not normal chirping but a high pitched scream” said Charlie Brown. I ran out […]

Justice League Adopts Rule Changes!

            In a controversial move destined to upset purists, the Justice League voted today to adopt several rule changes. “I’m not sold on these rule changes either” said Justice League CEO Batman who is totally not Bruce Wayne. But times change. People nowadays don’t have the patience they used to. […]

Entertainment Industry Shuts Down as Everyone in Hollywood Enters Sex Rehab!

        What started with the Harvey Weinstein expose has mushroomed into an industry-wide crisis as it was announced today that every studio had shut down production on every product due to the fact that all their actors were in sex rehab. “I’ve never seen anything like this before” said one studio executive. We […]

My Exclusive Interview with Kevin Spacey

              Today at Manhattan Infidel I am interviewing a figure much in the news lately: two-time Academy award winning actor, producer, director, writer, singer and former artistic director of the Old Vic in London, Kevin Spacey. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Spacey. KS: May I rest my hand upon your penis? Because doing […]

Godzilla Asks Fans Not to Dress as Him on Halloween!

            In a stunning blow to Cosplay participants everywhere Godzilla has asked that people refrain from using his image this Halloween. “Just stop it. Will you?  Just stop dressing as me” said Godzilla in a statement released through his agent. I’m pretty easy going. I’m not like a lot of Hollywood […]