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My Exclusive Interview with Caitlyn Jenner’s Former Male Reproductive Organ

Former Olympic decathlon winner, former reality show TV star and former man Caitlyn Jenner has finally completed the transition to a female by having his penis removed. I was lucky to have the former Olympic decathlon winner’s, former reality TV star’s and former man’s penis sit down with me for his first “post-divorce” interview. MI: Good afternoon. It’s […]




Odysseus Targeted by Cyclops Lives Matter Protesters!

Trojan war veteran Odysseus has come under fire for alleged anti-cyclops racism after blinding Polyphemus. “Odysseus is a racist who has two-eyed privilege” said the leader of the Cyclops protests. Yeah I know he’s a war veteran and I want to show respect but it’s no excuse for his unspeakable crime. He carved the end […]




Yosemite Sam Killed in Shootout with ATF!

Yosemite Sam, known locally as “that darn rootinest tootinest hombre this side of the Pecos” was shot dead by agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms who were attempting to issue a warrant to search Sam’s premises for an alleged stockpile of weapons. “Yosemite was a well-known gun nut” said ATF deputy director […]




Wonder Woman Crashes Invisible Jet; NTSB Searches for Black Box!

Tragedy struck the superhero world today as Wonder Woman died in a crash of her invisible jet. “I was out mowing my lawn” said a man who witnessed the crash. And then I heard what sounded like an airplane engine. Then poof!  My neighbor’s house goes up in flames. I figure either Wonder Woman has […]




Batman to Redesign Bat Suit After Gastrointestinal Accident!

The famous caped crusader of Gotham City has announced that he will be taking a brief leave of absence from all crime fighting while he works on “some logistical crap” involving his bat suit. “It’s a great bat suit” said Batman. I mean Alfred really designed a good one.  It protects me from the bad […]




Orgasm Equality with Gwyneth Paltrow!

Regular readers of Manhattan Infidel will know that Gwyneth Paltrow has graced our pages before. In fact she is one of our favorite targets. I mean subjects. Because Manhattan Infidel does not make things up. We are all about the facts. And in keeping with our devotion to the facts here is our latest interview […]




Seven of Nine Cancels eHarmony Account!

Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One, currently stationed on board the Starship Voyager, has decided to end her brief foray into human dating rituals and has cancelled her eHarmony account. “Human mating is more complex than I envisioned” said Seven. When I was in the Borg collective I did not have to […]




My Exclusive Interview with Ben Affleck’s Sober Coach

With the Oscars come and gone the talk centers on the news that Ben Affleck brought his sober coach to the awards before entering rehab.  I was lucky enough to track down Affleck’s sober coach to ask him about what he does for his clients. MI: Good afternoon. SC: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel it’s a pleasure to […]




My Exclusive Interview with Miley Cyrus

Many people know Miley Cyrus as the pop star sensation and daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus. However what most do not know is that Miss Cyrus is also a political activist. After the election of Donald Trump as president Cyrus was one of many celebrities who threatened to leave the United States. Unlike most however, […]




Scotty Asks Enterprise Crew to Refrain From Having Sex in Jefferies Tubes!

Montgomery Scott, Chief Engineer on board the Enterprise, has written a strongly worded memo to his crew mates asking them to “refrain from having relations in my Jefferies Tubes.” Long known unofficially as “make out central” on board the star ship, Scotty tolerated it as long as it didn’t interfere with his efforts to keep […]