Browsing the archives for the The dark side of popular culture category

Amy Robach Fired for Not Having Sex with More Men

                    Two months after her affair with fellow Good Morning America anchor T.J. Holmes was made public, ABC has officially parted ways with Amy Robach. “We really didn’t have a choice” said an ABC executive. We appreciate the service she has done for ABC.  But she […]

John and Yoko Postpone Revolution Until Maid Finishes Fluffing Their Pillows

              Beatle John Lennon and his avant-garde wife Yoko Ono have announced that they have postponed the start of the revolution against The Man and his unjust class structure because their maid is still in their bedroom. “Capitalists and their power structures have oppressed us for too long” said […]

Hardware Store Owner Murders Son!

                Local hardware store owner Howard Cunningham was arrested today and charged with the murder of his eldest son, Chuck Cunningham. “We’ve had our eye on Cunningham for a long time” said a detective. He had three children.  Everyone knew he had three children.          […]

Jolly Green Giant Has Attack of Diarrhea; Destroys Small Town!

                    The Jolly Green Giant, long seen as a harmless character, had a disastrous attack of diarrhea today which resulted in an entire town being destroyed. “It was the most horrible thing I’ve even seen” said one local resident. Parents were trying to shield their children.  […]

Linus Expelled From Elementary School for Binary Activity!

                Local child Linus Van Pelt has been expelled “with extreme prejudice” from the elementary school he was enrolled in after teachers and administrators became concerned over his “binary and nationalistic” beliefs. Sources report that Van Pelt had always been on the school board’s radar. “He brought his […]

Newly Declassified Documents Show CIA Role in Assassination of H.R. Pufnstuf!

            Documents recently declassified from the National Archives show what many over the years have suspected:  The CIA planned and carried out the assassination of H.R. Pufnstuf. “I asked someone from the National Archives if the CIA was involved” said a reporter looking into the documents. And he said “Definitely. […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents: My Exclusive Interview with Harry and Meghan!

            Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the honor of interviewing the John and Yoko of the British Royal Family, Harry and Meghan, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. MI: Good afternoon to the two of you. H & M:  Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI:  Many […]

Old Man Winter to Transition and Use Zhe/They/Them Personal Pronouns

                      Old Man Winter announced today that he is in the process of transitioning. “For the first time I feel alive and free” said Old Man Winter. My entire life I’ve felt different. I’ve never fit in.  I’ve always believed that something was wrong with […]

My Exclusive Interview with North Pole Legend Sam the Snowman!

              With the beginning of the holiday season what better time is it to interview none other than the North Pole’s strangely anthropomorphic snowman Sam, aka Mr. Silver and Gold. MI:  Good morning Mr. Snowman. SSM:  Please, call me Sam. MI:  Okay Sam.  Tell me, what exactly is your […]

Sonny the Cuckoo Bird Injured in Car Crash!

                    Sonny the Cuckoo bird, corporate spokesperson for Cocoa Puffs cereal, was injured earlier today in a rush hour car crash. “I heard this car engine revving and then a squeal of tires.  Then I saw the crash” said an eyewitness. My first thought was that […]