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My Exclusive Interview with King Menelaus

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing the King of Sparta, King Menelaus himself who through the miracle of Skype joins us from the plains of Troy. MI: Good afternoon King Menelaus. Can you hear me? KM: Yes I can hear and see you. MI: How goes the war? KM: It’s coming […]

Pentagon Pays 30 Billion for Acme Disintegrating Pistols!

It was revealed today that the Pentagon has purchased 15 “Disintegrating Pistols” manufactured by Acme Corporation. “This is a new era in military technology” said the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Joseph F. Dunford. Their sales rep, a person named Duck Dodgers, told us the guns were fool proof. Imagine being able to […]

Kermit’s Feud with Gumby Intensifies!

Kermit the Frog and Gumby the green clay humanoid, two of Hollywood’s brighter lights in the green community continue to exchange nasty words as their feud grows more bitter. Both see themselves as rightful heirs to Martin Luther King Jr. and the struggle to free non-whites from alt-white nationalism. “Gumby?  He’s a St. Patrick’s Day cookie. Green […]

Casper the Friendly Ghost Attacked by Mob of Intersectional Feminists!

Casper, known locally as the “friendly ghost” was attacked and brutally beaten today when his path accidentally crossed with an Intersectional Feminist Pride Parade. “He’s lucky to be alive” said a doctor in the Emergency Room who treated the injured ghost. All his ribs were broken and his genitalia had been torn off, which is […]

Vulcans Experience Little Success in Earth Dating Scene!

Many Vulcans, who first came to Earth in hopes of non Pon-Farr approved mating are returning to Vulcan, disappointed at their lack of mating success. “Mating only once every seven years may be logical but it is constricting” said one Vulcan. I had heard that humans mate often. Every day. Maybe twice or three times […]

Vacationer From Planet Ferenginar Arrested After Stroking His Lobes In Public!

A Ferengi visiting Earth was arrested and charged with stroking his lobes in public, a Class B misdemeanor punishable by a fine of $500 and/or two weeks in jail. The trouble for the Ferengi tourist began after he complained to authorities that the “human females were clothed.” “I didn’t know what to tell him” said […]

Frankenstein Monster Apologizes for Throwing Girl in the Water; Blames Coffee Addiction!

Under fire for allegedly drowning a young girl, the Frankenstein Monster tweeted today that he was “profoundly sorry for the incident.” “I take full responsibility” said the Monster. Did you ever just have one of those days? It’s kind of like that. It was early and I was was wandering around in a haze. I […]

Borg Successful in Earth Dating Scene!

The Borg, a species from the Delta Quadrant of the Milky Way Galaxy, have begun making inroads on Match and eHarmony, prompting both sites to offer “Borg Assimilation” weekends for free. “Confidence is very sexy” said a woman who dated a Borg. And when he told me that resistance was futile I melted. Finally a man who […]

Doctor McCoy Admits He’s Actually a Mechanic!

Scandal has rocked the staid world aboard the Enterprise as the ship’s chief medical officer, Doctor Leonard McCoy announced that he has no training in medicine and is in fact a mechanic back on Earth. McCoy was first unmasked when Star Fleet asked him to renew his credentials. “He just looked at me and said […]

My Exclusive Interview with Johnny Depp

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing A-list Hollywood actor and heartthrob Johnny Depp. MI:  Good afternoon Mr. Depp. JD: When was the last time an actor assassinated a president? MI: Um, 1865. Why? JD: I think we need to do it again. MI: Are you calling for the assassination of President […]