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Disgruntled McCoy Quits Star Fleet!

                    Leonard H. “Bones” McCoy, Chief Medical Officer on the Starship Enterprise has announced he is resigning his commission “effective immediately.” “This crap just isn’t for me anymore” said the doctor. I’m a good surgeon with a good bedside manner. I wanted a challenge. So I […]

Pavel Chekov Court Martialed by Star Fleet After Contracting Social Disease!

                Ensign Pavel Chekov of the Starship Enterprise has been charged with gross dereliction of duty after it was found that he was suffering from an advanced extraterrestrial venereal disease. Sources report that suspicions were first raised about Chekov’s medical condition during a routine physical with chief medical […]

Spock Annoyed by Windows 10!

              Lieutenant Commander Spock of the Starship Enterprise has lodged a formal grievance with Star Fleet over their new Windows 10 laptops given to all officers. “I mean come on. Windows 8 was bad enough. But this crap” said the logical and unemotional Vulcan First Officer. Windows 8 sucked. […]

My Exclusive Interview with Morgan Freeman

            Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the honor of interviewing Hollywood legend and Academy-award winning actor Morgan Freeman. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Freeman. MF:  I’m excited to talk to you. I find I’m so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it’s […]

NFL to Allow Players to Stay in Locker Room Rather Than Stand During National Anthem!

            Seeking “peace in our time” NFL owners have voted to allow players to stay in the locker room during the playing of the National Anthem. “This is a great moment for America” said one NFL owner after the vote was announced. As we’ve watched our profit margin tumble and […]

Oompa Loompa Punched in Face; Told to “Shut the Hell Up!”

            New York City has once again fallen victim to a hate crime, an all too common event in this age of Trump after NYPD officers were called to a Starbucks in midtown responding to reports of  a disturbance. “When we arrived we saw an Oompa Loompa calmly sipping his Mocha […]

Batman and Robin Killed in ATF Standoff!

          Unpopular and mistrusted masked vigilantes Batman and Robin were killed today by agents from the ATF after a tense 53-day standoff. “It appears they both burned to death after the Batcave caught fire” said the ATF agent in charge of the standoff. Since this standoff started in March our top […]

Kathryn Janeway Named Least Popular Star Fleet Captain in the Delta Quadrant!

                    The crew of the USS Voyager, stranded in the Delta Quadrant 70,000 light years from Earth, has voted their Captain, Kathryn Janeway, as “The Most Unpopular Captain in the History of Star Fleet Ever!” “The choice was pretty unanimous” said First Officer Chakotay (pictured here) […]

Annoying FIOS Kid Murdered!

            A local youth known only as “That pain in the ass FIOS kid” was found dead after he was reported missing by his parents. “The body was mutilated” said the sheriff. His eyes were cut out and his penis was cut off. He was also dressed in woman’s clothing. […]

McGruff the Crime Dog Wanted for Questioning in Series of Bombings!

              Disgraced and now ball-less former crime fighter McGruff is wanted by the FBI for questioning after a series of terrorist attacks struck the heartland of America. “We are declaring McGruff, formerly known as the ‘Crime Dog’ a person of interest” said FBI director Christopher Wray. The actions of […]