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My Exclusive Interview with Ben Affleck’s Sober Coach

With the Oscars come and gone the talk centers on the news that Ben Affleck brought his sober coach to the awards before entering rehab.  I was lucky enough to track down Affleck’s sober coach to ask him about what he does for his clients. MI: Good afternoon. SC: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel it’s a pleasure to […]

My Exclusive Interview with Miley Cyrus

Many people know Miley Cyrus as the pop star sensation and daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus. However what most do not know is that Miss Cyrus is also a political activist. After the election of Donald Trump as president Cyrus was one of many celebrities who threatened to leave the United States. Unlike most however, […]

Scotty Asks Enterprise Crew to Refrain From Having Sex in Jefferies Tubes!

Montgomery Scott, Chief Engineer on board the Enterprise, has written a strongly worded memo to his crew mates asking them to “refrain from having relations in my Jefferies Tubes.” Long known unofficially as “make out central” on board the star ship, Scotty tolerated it as long as it didn’t interfere with his efforts to keep […]

My Exclusive Interview with Kate Blanchett

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the distinct pleasure of a visit from Oscar award winning actress Kate Blanchett. MI: Good afternoon Miss Blanchett. It is a pleasure to interview you.  You’ve had a very successful career. Let’s talk about –  KB: I want to discuss my vagina. MI: What? KB: My vagina. My vagina […]

Corleone Crime Family Targeted by PETA!

Vito Corleone, head of the Corleone crime syndicate, one of the five families of the New York underworld, has gone into hiding after receiving death threats from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. “I have killed people. It’s the line of work I’m in” said the now-hiding godfather. But usually there is a […]

Godzilla Threatens to Leave Tokyo Over “Affront” to His Dignity!

Godzilla, one of the major tourist attractions in Tokyo has threatened to move after the Tokyo City Council ordered him to wear a diaper. “Do these idiots know who I am?” said an exasperated Godzilla. Do they know how important I am to the city? Do they know how much money I bring in? I’m […]

Wonder Woman, Superman Break Up!

Woman Woman announced on her Facebook page today that she is no longer “in a relationship” with Superman and is now to be considered single. “Que sera sera” Wonder Woman put on her timeline. Whatever will be, will be.  It was fun while it lasted but yours truly is now a single crime fighter. Very […]

Incredible Hulk Fired by Burger King!

The Incredible Hulk was fired today from his position at a local Burger King after receiving a negative employee evaluation. “I knew I shouldn’t have hired him in the first place” said his supervisor at Burger King. First off he showed up at the interview wearing no shirt. Granted this is Florida but still pretty unusual. […]

Odo, Head of Security on Deep Space 9 Accidentally Drank By Jake Sisko!

Odo the changeling in charge of security onboard the space station Deep Space 9 in the Milky Way galaxy has been drunk by Jake Sisko the annoying son of the station’s commander. “Odo is a valued member of this space station. But very private” said Commander Benjamin Sisko. As such not many people know that […]

Emergency Medical Hologram on Voyager Deactivated Due to Glitch in Programming!

The Emergency Medical Hologram (“EMH“) aboard the Star Ship Voyager has been shut down because of aberrant behavior on its part. “It’s bad enough our doctor died so we had to activate the EMH” said Voyager’s Captain, Kathryn Janeway. I like my doctors like I like my bourbon: real and warm. No ice. And EMH’s always […]