Browsing the archives for the The dark side of popular culture category

Rudolph Converts to Islam; Refuses to “Guide the Crusader’s Sleigh”!

            Christmas could be a major disappointment this year for boys and girls around the world after Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, who used his signature proboscis to guide Santa through rough weather, announced his conversion to Islam. “I only follow The Prophet now” said Rudolph. Christmas is a holiday of […]

My Exclusive Interview with Santa Claus!

              With Christmas eight days away it is my pleasure to snag an interview with the man of the hour. None other than Old St. Nick, Kris Kringle, Santa Claus himself. MI: Good afternoon Santa Claus. It’s a pleasure to meet you. SC: Are you sure?  You’re on my naughty list. […]

With Kevin Hart Out, Oscars Search for New Host

                    With the news that Kevin Hart was out as host of the Oscars less than a week after being named the search is on for a new host of this year’s Academy Awards. Using my contacts in show business grifters and whores I have come […]

Frosty the Snowman Accused of Transphobia!

            Well-known anthropomorphic snowman Frosty has seen his popularity plummet after being accused of gender- and trans-phobia. “I don’t know what to say” said a chastened Frosty. I don’t know what they are talking about! I love children and would never harm nor confuse them in any way.  I just […]

Seven Dwarfs to Break Up!

            International singing sensation The Seven Dwarfs have announced that they are breaking up. The group, who shot to fame with their smash hit “Heigh Ho” about the dreary life of working in a mine have said in a statement that “Personal, business and musical” differences have led to this decision […]

Former Actress and Current Crazy Woman Rose McGowan’s Totally Feminine Gender-Fluid Partner Rain Dove Assaulted in Women’s Rest Room for Looking Like a Man and That’s Wrong Because She’s Gender Fluid Meaning She is So Feminine and Awesome and Should Not Be Mistaken For a Man!

                    Former Actress Rose McGowan took to the airwaves to complain about the treatment her androgynous gender-fluid z/she partner Rain Dove was accorded in a public bathroom. “This is ridiculous” said the once hot and in-demand actress though I know I should not use the term […]

Reboot of Show That Wasn’t Funny 30 Years Ago Cancelled Because America Wasn’t Ready For Its Message and Orange Man Bad But Mostly Because It Really Sucked!

            The reboot of Murphy Brown, the long-running and deeply unfunny sitcom from 30 years ago has been cancelled after only 13 episodes it has been revealed. “Sadly our show has been cancelled” said one of the show’s producers. I guess Americans were just too stupid to understand the witty […]

Counselor Troi Admits She Can’t Sense a Goddamn Thing

                Counselor Deanna Troi of the Starship Enterprise admitted today that she has no special powers of extra sensory perception and in fact cannot sense “ A goddamn thing. Never have been able to either.” Troi’s admission is a stunning blow to Captain Picard, who had relied heavily […]

Veteran Actor Edward James Olmos Murdered by His Mustache!

            Dour, veteran character actor Edward James Olmos was murdered today in Los Angeles by his live-in mustache. “I saw a very serious, unsmiling, dour-looking man running down the street screaming” said an eyewitness. He kept shouting “Help me. My mustache is killing me! Somebody please call the police!” Someone […]

Alec Baldwin Arrested! (Yeah I know! He Seems So Nice!)

                    In the week since superstar actor out of work fat asshole Alec Baldwin was arrested (yet again) for punching someone (yet again) many in the Manhattan Infidel Universe have asked me to provide my feelings on this important subject Baldwin is an asshole or did […]