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My Exclusive Interview with Alyssa Milano

Today at Manhattan Infidel I had planned on spending the day cleaning the grout in my bathroom but then I received an unexpected phone call from noted elite Hollywood actress Alyssa Milano. AM: Hello  Is this the world famous, widely-read and influential blogger known as Manhattan Infidel? MI: Um, yeah, that’s exactly who I am. AM: Good afternoon […]

Because Tramps Like Us Baby We Were Born to Dodge Taxes

Semi-talented, billionaire con man Bruce Springsteen admitted today that for years he has been cheating on his taxes and that he has a perfectly logical explanation:  “I’m a Democrat and can get away with it.” I sat down with the semi-talented, semi-differentially abled star to address his stunning admission. MI: Good afternoon Bruce. BS: Would you like […]

Breaking News: Rich White Millennials Forced to Eat Cheese Sandwiches!

In shocking news that horrified the elite throughout the civilized western world, thousands of rich, privileged, young white millennials, after shelling out up to 20,000 dollars for a once in a lifetime concert experience in the Bahamas were forced to live in tents and eat cheese sandwiches. “It was horrible” said one attendee who paid […]

Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse Killed by Chauncey Frog!

Intrepid local crime fighters Courageous Cat and his sidekick Minute Mouse were killed today by their arch-nemesis Chauncey Frog. “It happened so fast” said an eye witness. Courageous and his life partner Minute Mouse had just stepped out of the Cat Mobile when Chauncey Frog approached holding a vacuum cleaner. He turned it on and […]

Two-Bit Hollywood Actress Worried About Mass Insanity or Something; Also, Sexism!!

Actress Jessica Chastain has said in a recent interview that she fears for the sanity of America with Donald Trump as President. “Once society reflects the values of the president this will happen” said the actress, who was standing on the street corner hoping to be recognized. I know this for a fact. I took a […]

Caitlyn Jenner to Horrify Entire World!

Caitlyn Jenner has announced plans to horrify the entire world with a full frontal nude photo shoot showing off her surgically transformed body. “The surgery was a success and I want everyone to see” she told reporters. I feel very, very excited that people will be looking at me naked. When I was first approached to […]

My Exclusive Interview with Caitlyn Jenner’s Former Male Reproductive Organ

Former Olympic decathlon winner, former reality show TV star and former man Caitlyn Jenner has finally completed the transition to a female by having his penis removed. I was lucky to have the former Olympic decathlon winner’s, former reality TV star’s and former man’s penis sit down with me for his first “post-divorce” interview. MI: Good afternoon. It’s […]

Odysseus Targeted by Cyclops Lives Matter Protesters!

Trojan war veteran Odysseus has come under fire for alleged anti-cyclops racism after blinding Polyphemus. “Odysseus is a racist who has two-eyed privilege” said the leader of the Cyclops protests. Yeah I know he’s a war veteran and I want to show respect but it’s no excuse for his unspeakable crime. He carved the end […]

Yosemite Sam Killed in Shootout with ATF!

Yosemite Sam, known locally as “that darn rootinest tootinest hombre this side of the Pecos” was shot dead by agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms who were attempting to issue a warrant to search Sam’s premises for an alleged stockpile of weapons. “Yosemite was a well-known gun nut” said ATF deputy director […]

Wonder Woman Crashes Invisible Jet; NTSB Searches for Black Box!

Tragedy struck the superhero world today as Wonder Woman died in a crash of her invisible jet. “I was out mowing my lawn” said a man who witnessed the crash. And then I heard what sounded like an airplane engine. Then poof!  My neighbor’s house goes up in flames. I figure either Wonder Woman has […]