Browsing the archives for the The dark side of popular culture category

Mickey and Minnie Mouse to Divorce!

                America and the world were shocked today when it was announced that Mickey and Minnie Mouse were going to divorce. Long thought to be one of Hollywood’s “dream” couples sources on the inside tell us that behind the scenes tension between the two had been building for […]

Pinocchio Regrets Becoming Human!

                Former puppet and now fully human Pinocchio today expressed regrets about his transformation and talked about his desire to return to puppet form. “I never asked for this” said the distressed former puppet. I was happy as a puppet. I had no worries.  It was my creator […]

My Exclusive Interview with Don Lemon

            Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing CNN personality Don Lemon. MI:  Good afternoon Mr. Lemon. DL:  Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI:  You recently came in for a lot of criticism when you said that women who are over 40 are past […]

My Exclusive Interview with Madonna!

                    Like the 288 million Americans who were lucky enough not to watch the Grammys, I was shocked by Madonna’s appearance.  Her face seemed unnatural.  I used my contacts in showbiz you know I make this shit up don’t you and got an exclusive interview with the […]

Amy Robach Fired for Not Having Sex with More Men

                    Two months after her affair with fellow Good Morning America anchor T.J. Holmes was made public, ABC has officially parted ways with Amy Robach. “We really didn’t have a choice” said an ABC executive. We appreciate the service she has done for ABC.  But she […]

John and Yoko Postpone Revolution Until Maid Finishes Fluffing Their Pillows

              Beatle John Lennon and his avant-garde wife Yoko Ono have announced that they have postponed the start of the revolution against The Man and his unjust class structure because their maid is still in their bedroom. “Capitalists and their power structures have oppressed us for too long” said […]

Hardware Store Owner Murders Son!

                Local hardware store owner Howard Cunningham was arrested today and charged with the murder of his eldest son, Chuck Cunningham. “We’ve had our eye on Cunningham for a long time” said a detective. He had three children.  Everyone knew he had three children.          […]

Jolly Green Giant Has Attack of Diarrhea; Destroys Small Town!

                    The Jolly Green Giant, long seen as a harmless character, had a disastrous attack of diarrhea today which resulted in an entire town being destroyed. “It was the most horrible thing I’ve even seen” said one local resident. Parents were trying to shield their children.  […]

Linus Expelled From Elementary School for Binary Activity!

                Local child Linus Van Pelt has been expelled “with extreme prejudice” from the elementary school he was enrolled in after teachers and administrators became concerned over his “binary and nationalistic” beliefs. Sources report that Van Pelt had always been on the school board’s radar. “He brought his […]

Newly Declassified Documents Show CIA Role in Assassination of H.R. Pufnstuf!

            Documents recently declassified from the National Archives show what many over the years have suspected:  The CIA planned and carried out the assassination of H.R. Pufnstuf. “I asked someone from the National Archives if the CIA was involved” said a reporter looking into the documents. And he said “Definitely. […]