Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the honor of interviewing the John and Yoko of the British Royal Family, Harry and Meghan, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. MI: Good afternoon to the two of you. H & M:  Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI:  Many […]

                      Old Man Winter announced today that he is in the process of transitioning. “For the first time I feel alive and free” said Old Man Winter. My entire life I’ve felt different. I’ve never fit in.  I’ve always believed that something was wrong with […]

              With the beginning of the holiday season what better time is it to interview none other than the North Pole’s strangely anthropomorphic snowman Sam, aka Mr. Silver and Gold. MI:  Good morning Mr. Snowman. SSM:  Please, call me Sam. MI:  Okay Sam.  Tell me, what exactly is your […]

                    Sonny the Cuckoo bird, corporate spokesperson for Cocoa Puffs cereal, was injured earlier today in a rush hour car crash. “I heard this car engine revving and then a squeal of tires.  Then I saw the crash” said an eyewitness. My first thought was that […]

                    Navy veteran Popeye the Sailor Man has been arrested by the FBI after an exhaustive investigation into leaks of classified intelligence. “We’ve had our eye on Popeye for some time” said the FBI agent in charge of the investigation. At first we thought that the […]

            Testing his new electric sleigh, Santa crashed shortly after takeoff.  There are no survivors. “We are deeply saddened by the death of Santa and our reindeer comrades” said an elf at Santa’s headquarters in the North Pole. Like all of us, Santa considered himself a steward of the environment […]

              Acting on a tip of a strangely anthropomorphic teddy bear that was encroaching on human territory and stealing honey, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service today shot and tagged the bear, nicknamed “Winnie” by his human companion Christopher Robin, in hopes of getting further information on the bear. […]

            In a move that surprised many, People Magazine has named Smeagol “The Sexiest Hobbit Alive!” “There were of course many candidates for the honor” said People’s editor. But when we narrowed it down it all came back to Smeagol.  We felt Smeagol had a smoldering sexuality to him that […]

            The Gotham City Council has announced that Batman would henceforth be banned from using his Batmobile in Gotham. “While we appreciate all Batman does to keep our city safe we are in a climate crisis”  said the Council President. The so-called “Batmobile” is an Earth-destroying gas-guzzling vehicle. Sea levels are […]

              In a move that has surprised many, King Charles III decreed today that dancing shall not be allowed in the small town of Bomont, Texas. “It has come to my attention that a certain someone has moved to this town from Chicago” said the King. He has big […]