Beloved and altruistic giver of presents to all the gentile boys and girls, Santa Claus, has gone missing off the coast of California during a routine test run in preparation for Christmas. The Coast Guard was immediately notified and began an intensive search for Santa and his reindeer. […]

            Being a member of society’s dregs elite I am of course a man of science.  And what is more scientific than the horoscope!  So today, presented for your approval, is the totally scientific and accurate horoscope. Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18th) You will need to take a tougher […]

                      Donald Trump has more legal woes after the Arizona Attorney General indicted him today on charges of “murdering, conspiring to murder, acting in a conspiracy to murder the Road Runner and other assorted crimes we haven’t made up yet.” “Since I am the only […]

                Joseph, son of Jacob and Rachel, has been granted reparations by Canaan to compensate him for his time as a slave. “We’d like to apologize to Joseph” said a spokesman for the Kingdom. No doubt the original sin of slavery is a stain upon our Kingdom. (Unless […]

                    Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing the respected and influential poet William Carlos Williams. MI:  Good day to you, Mr. Williams. WCW:  Good day to you Manhattan Infidel. MI:  I must say I’m very excited to have […]

            Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I am pleased to present my exclusive interview with one of the world’s most fascinating people. I am of course referring to none other than Climate Change himself. MI:  Good morning Climate Change.  Or should I call you Global Warming? CC:  […]

              With Pride month in full swing, President Biden announced today that he is issuing an executive order giving all the seven deadly sins their own month to celebrate. “June is the month we celebrate pride” declared the President. And that got me to thinking.  Why are the other […]

              Here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ our staff has just finished watching Queen Charlotte on Netflix.  You know, the show about King George III and his African wife. Inspired by this show I have compiled a list of Historically White People (HWPs) who may have been […]

                Today at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I am pleased to interview the romantic Greek legend Leander. MI:  Good afternoon Leander. I dare say that the entire world knows your story. L:  Yes.  It’s romantic and tragic at the same time. MI:  To love is a […]

                    A local man has been hailed as a hero by his friends when he took advantage of his wife’s napping to grab the remote and change the channel from Hallmark to ESPN. “I couldn’t take it anymore” said the man. I just couldn’t watch the […]