Browsing the archives for the General insanity category

Things That Prince Harry Has Applied to His Royal Johnson

            Prince Harry, former working Royal, in his memoirs discusses rubbing lotion on his family jewels and how he believed that the spirit of his mother was in the room while he did it. I know what you’re saying.  What?  I mean I know the Royals are inbred but…..WTF? Don’t […]

Panicked Nation Runs Out of Black People to Star in Commercials!

              Fresh off the scandal of his misplaced classified documents, the Biden Administration entered crisis mode as it was revealed that America has run out of black people to star in commercials. With every black person in the United States currently in a commercial advertisers have begun having difficulty […]

Jesus’ Resurrection Deemed “Russian Disinformation” by Security Experts!

                    The Central Intelligence Agency and 50 top security experts have weighed in on the controversial “resurrection” of Jesus. “If we are right, this is Russia trying to influence what Americans do on Sunday, and we believe strongly that Americans need to be aware of this” […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents Your Horoscope! (The Backyard Edition)

            Because I am a well-read intellectual I read a lot of comic books that can mean only one thing:  I base all my decisions on what my horoscope says.  So for my many readers I now present your horoscope courtesy of the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel.™ Aquarius (January 20-February […]

Air Force Academy Introduces New Inclusive Language

              In an effort to modernize, the United States Air Force Academy has announced that going forward cadets are to use their new guide to inclusive language. “We feel that the most dangerous weapon is language” said a spokesman for the Academy. Oh sure we have nuclear weapons.  Sure […]

Feds Raid Mar-a-Lago; Seize Trump’s Toilet!

                    FBI agents raided the home of former President Donald Trump, looking for evidence to tie him to the January 6th insurrection. “We all know Trump is guilty” said Attorney General Merrick Garland. We have the man.  Now we just have to find the crime.  That’s […]

An Anniversary And a Goodbye

            Ten years ago, Friday February 20, 2009, a date which shall live in infamy, the United States was suddenly and deliberately attacked by a blogger calling himself Manhattan Infidel (then known as until a disastrous database corruption in July 2013 forced me to reconstitute the blog as […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents a Special Message From the Farting Cows of America

            Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I give the pages of my blog over to the Cow Liberation Front (“CLF”) who have a message for all Americans. Thank you Manhattan Infidel. Recently Alexandria Ocasio Cortez trumpeted her so-called “green new deal.”  In it she calls for the abolition […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents: Reader Mail!

            Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ we get reader mail. Tons of it.  Well, maybe not tons. More like none. But it is a source of pride that this is still more mail than either CNN or MSNBC’s blogs get. And so now sit back and enjoy […]

Skeletor Opens Burger King Franchise!

                Super villain Skeletor, archenemy of He-Man, has announced that he is taking a break from super villainry to open a Burger King Franchise in Poughkeepsie, New York. “I’m not getting any younger” said the evil super villain. And let’s face it. Being a super villain takes a […]