Browsing the archives for the General insanity category

Feds Raid Mar-a-Lago; Seize Trump’s Toilet!

                    FBI agents raided the home of former President Donald Trump, looking for evidence to tie him to the January 6th insurrection. “We all know Trump is guilty” said Attorney General Merrick Garland. We have the man.  Now we just have to find the crime.  That’s […]

An Anniversary And a Goodbye

            Ten years ago, Friday February 20, 2009, a date which shall live in infamy, the United States was suddenly and deliberately attacked by a blogger calling himself Manhattan Infidel (then known as until a disastrous database corruption in July 2013 forced me to reconstitute the blog as […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents a Special Message From the Farting Cows of America

            Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I give the pages of my blog over to the Cow Liberation Front (“CLF”) who have a message for all Americans. Thank you Manhattan Infidel. Recently Alexandria Ocasio Cortez trumpeted her so-called “green new deal.”  In it she calls for the abolition […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents: Reader Mail!

            Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ we get reader mail. Tons of it.  Well, maybe not tons. More like none. But it is a source of pride that this is still more mail than either CNN or MSNBC’s blogs get. And so now sit back and enjoy […]

Skeletor Opens Burger King Franchise!

                Super villain Skeletor, archenemy of He-Man, has announced that he is taking a break from super villainry to open a Burger King Franchise in Poughkeepsie, New York. “I’m not getting any younger” said the evil super villain. And let’s face it. Being a super villain takes a […]

Pro-Female Genital Mutilation Protesters Clash with Pro-Abortion Protesters!

            Emboldened by a Federal judge in Michigan who ruled that outlawing female genital mutilation is unconstitutional, a group favoring the practice, aka “Snip it in the bud“, took to the streets demanding federal protection for their practice. Marching up Broadway and chanting “We’re here, we don’t thrust our hips, […]

Thanksgiving Dinners Across United States Ruined as #Metoo Movement Spreads to Turkeys!

              Normally a festive time filled with family get togethers, cranberry sauce and football, Thanksgiving this year will be a tense time as militant turkeys, radicalized by the #metoo movement, vow that protests will break out across the United States. “I was minding my own business on the farm” […]

Neanderthal Seeks “Open Concept” Cave

                  The neanderthal Grog has announced that he is seeking a “newer, larger” cave to move his growing family into.  “Hopefully one with an open concept kitchen.” There have been rumors in neanderthal circles that Grog was dissatisfied with his two bedroom one bathroom cave. “Cave have […]

Manhattan Infidel Answers All Your Questions Regarding the Arrest of Michael Avenatti

          Michael Avenatti, renowned lawyer for porn star Stormy Daniels (aka “The bravest, most empowered women in the history of the world because nothing says empowered more than sucking d*ck on camera for money”) was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of domestic battery (aka “beating the everliving shit out of your wife.”) Naturally […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents: The You Are Going to Prison Horoscope

                If there’s one thing my many readers one reader always ask me it’s “What is my horoscope?” when are you going to stop sending me nude selfies. Well worry no more for I have listened to your concerns my lawyer insists on no more nude photos and here is […]