Browsing the archives for the General insanity category

Manhattan Infidel’s Partial List of Historically White People (HWPs) Who in Reality Were Blacker Than Black!

              Here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ our staff has just finished watching Queen Charlotte on Netflix.  You know, the show about King George III and his African wife. Inspired by this show I have compiled a list of Historically White People (HWPs) who may have been […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents: My Exclusive Interview with Leander!

                Today at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I am pleased to interview the romantic Greek legend Leander. MI:  Good afternoon Leander. I dare say that the entire world knows your story. L:  Yes.  It’s romantic and tragic at the same time. MI:  To love is a […]

Local Man Grabs Remote While Wife is Sleeping and Changes Channel!

                    A local man has been hailed as a hero by his friends when he took advantage of his wife’s napping to grab the remote and change the channel from Hallmark to ESPN. “I couldn’t take it anymore” said the man. I just couldn’t watch the […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents: Your Daily Horoscope! (The Domestic Terrorist Edition)

              Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I am pleased to present your daily horoscope.  Because, as a respected journalist domestic terrorist I will do anything to bring down The State. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) You must not sit still this week, because the FBI […]

My Exclusive Interview with Pluto

            Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the honor of interviewing Pluto, a dwarf planet in our solar system. MI:  Good afternoon Pluto. Pluto:  Good – hey, did you just call me a dwarf planet? MI:  Well that is your official designation according to the International […]

My Exclusive Interview with The Blob!

            Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing a visitor from another world who goes by the moniker of “The Blob.” MI:  Good afternoon Blob. B:  Please, call me Ralph.  That’s my name.  I don’t know why you humans call me The Blob.  […]

Pope Francis Names FBI Director Christopher Wray a Cardinal!

              Pope Francis today named Christopher Wray, head of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, as the Catholic Church’s newest cardinal. “Everywhere I look I see danger in our buildings and meetings places” said the Pope. There is a dangerous spirit afoot.  A spirit of extremism.  A spirit that denies […]

Things That Prince Harry Has Applied to His Royal Johnson

            Prince Harry, former working Royal, in his memoirs discusses rubbing lotion on his family jewels and how he believed that the spirit of his mother was in the room while he did it. I know what you’re saying.  What?  I mean I know the Royals are inbred but…..WTF? Don’t […]

Panicked Nation Runs Out of Black People to Star in Commercials!

              Fresh off the scandal of his misplaced classified documents, the Biden Administration entered crisis mode as it was revealed that America has run out of black people to star in commercials. With every black person in the United States currently in a commercial advertisers have begun having difficulty […]

Jesus’ Resurrection Deemed “Russian Disinformation” by Security Experts!

                    The Central Intelligence Agency and 50 top security experts have weighed in on the controversial “resurrection” of Jesus. “If we are right, this is Russia trying to influence what Americans do on Sunday, and we believe strongly that Americans need to be aware of this” […]