Browsing the archives for the General insanity category

Manhattan Infidel Presents: Reader Mail!

            Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ we get reader mail. Tons of it.  Well, maybe not tons. More like none. But it is a source of pride that this is still more mail than either CNN or MSNBC’s blogs get. And so now sit back and enjoy […]

Skeletor Opens Burger King Franchise!

                Super villain Skeletor, archenemy of He-Man, has announced that he is taking a break from super villainry to open a Burger King Franchise in Poughkeepsie, New York. “I’m not getting any younger” said the evil super villain. And let’s face it. Being a super villain takes a […]

Pro-Female Genital Mutilation Protesters Clash with Pro-Abortion Protesters!

            Emboldened by a Federal judge in Michigan who ruled that outlawing female genital mutilation is unconstitutional, a group favoring the practice, aka “Snip it in the bud“, took to the streets demanding federal protection for their practice. Marching up Broadway and chanting “We’re here, we don’t thrust our hips, […]

Thanksgiving Dinners Across United States Ruined as #Metoo Movement Spreads to Turkeys!

              Normally a festive time filled with family get togethers, cranberry sauce and football, Thanksgiving this year will be a tense time as militant turkeys, radicalized by the #metoo movement, vow that protests will break out across the United States. “I was minding my own business on the farm” […]

Neanderthal Seeks “Open Concept” Cave

                  The neanderthal Grog has announced that he is seeking a “newer, larger” cave to move his growing family into.  “Hopefully one with an open concept kitchen.” There have been rumors in neanderthal circles that Grog was dissatisfied with his two bedroom one bathroom cave. “Cave have […]

Manhattan Infidel Answers All Your Questions Regarding the Arrest of Michael Avenatti

          Michael Avenatti, renowned lawyer for porn star Stormy Daniels (aka “The bravest, most empowered women in the history of the world because nothing says empowered more than sucking d*ck on camera for money”) was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of domestic battery (aka “beating the everliving shit out of your wife.”) Naturally […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents: The You Are Going to Prison Horoscope

                If there’s one thing my many readers one reader always ask me it’s “What is my horoscope?” when are you going to stop sending me nude selfies. Well worry no more for I have listened to your concerns my lawyer insists on no more nude photos and here is […]

Activist Pretty Certain He’s Annoyed About Something

              Local area resident Adam N., a self-described “Lifestyle and Gender Activist” has announced on his Twitter feed that he is very annoyed. He just hasn’t found out what he wants to be annoyed about yet. “From my earliest days I have always felt annoyed and discontented” said the […]

National Organization for Women Seeks to Increase Number of Female Active Shooters!

                Reacting to a slate of recent active shooter events, the National Organization of Woman (“NOW”) will try to increase female representation in the growing active shooter movement. “Every time there is a mass shooting it seems the perpetrator is male” said NOW President Terry O’Neill. Always men. […]

Bert and Ernie: We Visited Ex-Cardinal McCarrick’s Beach House!

            Bert and Ernie, popular characters on Sesame Street, have announced that they often visited disgraced ex-Cardinal Theodore McCarrick’s infamous beach house in New Jersey.  I had the pleasure of sitting down with the dynamic duo to talk about their experience. MI: Good afternoon. B: Good afternoon. E: How are you doing? MI: So […]