Browsing the archives for the General insanity category

Bull of Color Hunted Down and Killed by New York Police!

A bull escaped from a slaughterhouse in Queens, New York and led police on a chase before being brutally shot by the pursuing NYPD. Detectives from the NYPD’s meat-eating division were dispatched to the scene shortly after the bull escaped and blocked off streets in an attempt to capture the bull, who clearly did not […]

From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives: April 17, 2017, Trump Deposed by Military Coup!

It’s been a fast moving day here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ and events are still unfolding so I will try to recap what has happened to the best of my ability. 3 am Sunday night/Monday morning Reports first arrived of tanks and heavy artillery entering Washington DC and moving towards the White […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents: Eight Years and Counting (The Pon Farr Edition)

On February 20, 2009, one month into the presidency of The One Who Lowers Sea Levels, a humble insignificant blog debuted called Manhattan Infidel. Well it’s eight years later and this humble, insignificant blog has turned into, well, a very humble and very insignificant blog with only three regular readers (not counting the NSA). As I […]

Mt. St. Helens Eruption Caused by Blofeld!

Newly released documents show that the 1980 eruption of Mt. St. Helens was caused by Ernst Stavros Blofeld, head of the international criminal organization SPECTRE. “We are releasing these documents because the public deserves to know that Blofeld was using unsafe materials in constructing an underground lair” said Acting EPA administrator Catherine McCabe. Ernst Stavros […]

Captain Jean-Luc Picard Named “Most Boring Officer in Star Fleet”!

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the starship Enterprise was named Star Fleet’s most boring officer beating out fellow shipmates Lieutenant Commander Geordi La Forge and Lieutenant Worf (son of Mogh.) “It was a tight race” said one of the judges. While all three are stunningly boring we found La Forge’s lack of success with the ladies, even […]

Nurse Chapel Suspended by Star Fleet; Career in Jeopardy Over Sexual Harassment Allegations!

Christine Chapel, a nurse on board the Federation starship Enterprise has been suspended indefinitely by Star Fleet after complaints that she was engaging in “inappropriate” behavior towards a superior officer. “We have reviewed the complaints lodged by Commander Spock and we deem them credible” said Star Fleet’s director of Climate and Sexual Justice. We at […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents Your Horoscope: The Protest Edition

It’s been awhile since the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel had a horoscope.There are many reasons for this. But since I am drinking again I feel it’s time for the next horoscope. And seeing that protests against the President are once again fashionable I give you: The Protest Edition horoscope. Aquarius (January 20 – February […]

My Exclusive Interview with the Sad, Tragic Jeremy Gelbwaks

Show business can be cruel and heartless even for the very lucky. But those those who aren’t lucky it can be extremely devastating. With that in mind today I interview Jeremy Gelbwaks, the first drummer for the Partridge family and learn his tragic story. MI: Good afternoon Jeremy. How are you? JG: You told me over the phone […]

Village of Honahlee Overrun by Lying, Dirty, Thieving Hippies!

The mayor of Honahlee called an emergency session of the town board after an influx of hippies disrupted the community. “We’re a small village not used to outsiders” said the mayor. But since that song came out about Puff the Magic Dragon, everyone thinks were some sort of goddamn Woodstock. I can’t take it any […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents: Pledge Drive Time!

Being a blogger is a rewarding life:  money, fame, women, Saturday nights cleaning the grout on the bathroom tiles. But being a blogger is also expensive: travel, wardrobe, private yachts new grout for my bathroom tiles. Because of this I am announcing my first annual pledge drive, where my loyal readers reader promise to give […]