Browsing the archives for the General insanity category

Manhattan Infidel Presents: Your Daily Horoscope (The Moving Far, Far Away Edition)

                Being a man of science this of course means two things:  I believe in global warming climate change and horoscopes are scientifically accurate. The science is settled on this.  So once again it’s time for your horoscope courtesy of the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™. Taurus (April […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents: Your Official Prince Harry Pickup Lines!

                    Like most elite, liberal, progressive Americans I yearn to be ruled by the British Royal Family. Only then can I be assured that progressive, elite, well-bred people just like myself will exercise power and not simple filthy deplorables. And with the Royal Wedding just days […]

Matt Lauer: Tom Brokaw Sexually Harassed Me!

            NBC news was hit with another scandal this week as it was learned that Tom Brokaw has been accused of sexual harassment by none other than disgraced former NBC Today Show host Matt Lauer. In a series of videotaped interviews that took place over a course of months, Lauer […]

Four Killed at Mass Shooting at Waffle House; Manhattan Infidel Looks at the Facts and Only the Facts Because to Speculate Would be Irresponsible Then Again I am a Member of the MSM so Screw It I’m Speculating!

            Four have been killed after a deadly mass shooting at a Waffle House in Nashville, Tennessee. Here are the facts as I have painstakingly gathered is some totally made up shit that I will use to control the narrative. Early Sunday morning Donald Trump, on orders from the National Rifle […]

United Airlines Goes After Coveted “We Will Kill Your Dog In-Flight” Niche Market

            With the major airline carriers locked in tight competition for your flying dollars many have striven to win so-called “niche or novelty” customers to help ensure profit. “When we put that dog in the overhead bin I was like ‘Yes! Beat that other airlines’ “ said United’s CEO. I mean […]

On State Visit to San Francisco Canadian PM Justin Trudeau Appears Naked in Public and Defecates in BART Station!

                Fresh off an official State visit to India where he wore a dazzling display of authentic Indian costumes, Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau continued his tradition of “dressing like the locals” during a visit to the city of San Francisco during a week-long stay in the Republic of […]

Manhattan Infidel’s Suggestions for Improving the Winter Olympics

            With the Winter Olympics finally over I see that the ratings for NBC have crashed and burned harder than Paul Walker into a Santa Clarita lamp post. Which only goes to prove my point. The Winter Olympics are like empathy: Everyone says they like it but most of us manage to […]

Manhattan Infidel Celebrates Nine Years!

            From the desk of former President Barack Obama: On February 20, 2009, a date that shall live in infamy, the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the blog called Manhattan Infidel. The United States was at peace with Manhattan Infidel and, at the solicitation of Manhattan Infidel, was […]

NFL to Commit Suicide; Establishes Committee on Social Justice!

              The National Football League, once the most powerful, most-watched and most popular of  professional sports has decided to commit suicide and will establish a joint owner-player committee on social justice. “I think one thing we can all agree on is the public likes it when athletes with felony […]

Manhattan Interview’s Handy Tips for Landing That Dream Job

              We’ve all gone on job interviews. Sometimes they go well. Sometime they do not go well. Sometimes you end up asking the HR lady if “she’s into it?” The reality is job interviews are stressful. Granted not as stressful as ending up in the exact change line at a […]