Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I am pleased to present your daily horoscope.  Because, as a respected journalist domestic terrorist I will do anything to bring down The State. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) You must not sit still this week, because the FBI […]

            Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the honor of interviewing Pluto, a dwarf planet in our solar system. MI:  Good afternoon Pluto. Pluto:  Good – hey, did you just call me a dwarf planet? MI:  Well that is your official designation according to the International […]

            Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing a visitor from another world who goes by the moniker of “The Blob.” MI:  Good afternoon Blob. B:  Please, call me Ralph.  That’s my name.  I don’t know why you humans call me The Blob.  […]

              Pope Francis today named Christopher Wray, head of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, as the Catholic Church’s newest cardinal. “Everywhere I look I see danger in our buildings and meetings places” said the Pope. There is a dangerous spirit afoot.  A spirit of extremism.  A spirit that denies […]

            Prince Harry, former working Royal, in his memoirs discusses rubbing lotion on his family jewels and how he believed that the spirit of his mother was in the room while he did it. I know what you’re saying.  What?  I mean I know the Royals are inbred but…..WTF? Don’t […]

              Fresh off the scandal of his misplaced classified documents, the Biden Administration entered crisis mode as it was revealed that America has run out of black people to star in commercials. With every black person in the United States currently in a commercial advertisers have begun having difficulty […]

                    The Central Intelligence Agency and 50 top security experts have weighed in on the controversial “resurrection” of Jesus. “If we are right, this is Russia trying to influence what Americans do on Sunday, and we believe strongly that Americans need to be aware of this” […]

            Because I am a well-read intellectual I read a lot of comic books that can mean only one thing:  I base all my decisions on what my horoscope says.  So for my many readers I now present your horoscope courtesy of the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel.™ Aquarius (January 20-February […]

              In an effort to modernize, the United States Air Force Academy has announced that going forward cadets are to use their new guide to inclusive language. “We feel that the most dangerous weapon is language” said a spokesman for the Academy. Oh sure we have nuclear weapons.  Sure […]

                    FBI agents raided the home of former President Donald Trump, looking for evidence to tie him to the January 6th insurrection. “We all know Trump is guilty” said Attorney General Merrick Garland. We have the man.  Now we just have to find the crime.  That’s […]