Browsing the blog archives for September, 2017
Superhero Mighty Mouse, who has often come to save the day, will save the day no more as his brutally murdered corpse was discovered in an abandoned warehouse. “This was the most disturbing crime I’ve ever seen” said a detective with first hand knowledge of […]
Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing writer, producer and director Judd Apatow. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Apatow. JA: Please. Call me Mr. Apatow. MI: I just did. JA: That’s better. MI: What? JA: Show some respect for your betters. MI: Right. Anyway I’m looking at your Wikipedia profile and it says […]
“Every time I hit a home run my people kill a native American” ~ Attributed to Mickey Mantle. The already clinched a playoff spot Yankees opened a series against the Tampa Bay (Devil) Rays on an Indian Native American Summer night in the Bronx. The Yankees started […]
Concerns that North Korea intends to start a war were intensified over the weekend when it was revealed that Kim Jong-un is now in possession of weaponized Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulators courtesy of the notorious arms dealer Marvin the Martian. “Unfortunately the reports are true” said CIA director […]
Outraged by the treatment of minorities in America many NFL players made their voices heard by kneeling during the National Anthem on Sunday. “I’m outraged! Simply outraged” said one NFL player when asked why he took part in the protests. I’m so outraged I don’t know what […]
Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of Interviewing noted European political figure, Hamlet, Prince of the Danes. MI: Good afternoon Hamlet. H: ‘Tis now the very witching time of night, when church yards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world. MI: Um, it’s afternoon pal. […]
The Wolfman, citing changing styles, has announced that he will go “full manscaping” for the immediate future. “I blame fashion” said the Wolfman. I’m just a simple, humble Wolfman trying to make a living and get my freak on. I used to have great success […]
The Democratic Party (“The Party”) today added the Declaration of Independence to its Index of Prohibited Books, joining The Bible (anti-gender fluidity), the Adventures of Tom Sawyer (the “N” word) and anything written by Stephen King (too scary). “For too long we have tolerated this document” said […]
Popular children’s show personality Barney the Dinosaur was arrested this morning at his upper west side penthouse and charged with wire fraud. If convicted he faces a possible 45-year sentence. “He was running a ponzi scheme” said the FBI agent who arrested him. He milked […]
Being a well-known to homeland security and popular to my mother blogger I have to deal with frequent spam. It’s been awhile since my last spam post so please sit back and enjoy the latest edition of A Visit to the Spam Factory™. A Visit to the […]