Browsing the blog archives for October, 2017

My Exclusive Interview with Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller

                Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the honor of interviewing the man of the hour, special prosecutor Robert Mueller, who after five months of investigation unsealed his first indictments yesterday. MI: Good afternoon special prosecutor Mueller. SPM: Please, call me God. MI: Um. No I’d rather I didn’t. You are […]


Godzilla Asks Fans Not to Dress as Him on Halloween!

            In a stunning blow to Cosplay participants everywhere Godzilla has asked that people refrain from using his image this Halloween. “Just stop it. Will you?  Just stop dressing as me” said Godzilla in a statement released through his agent. I’m pretty easy going. I’m not like a lot of Hollywood […]

Actress Terrorized by Old Man in Wheelchair!

                    George Herbert Walker Bush, the 41st President of the United States, joins Harvey Weinstein on the list of America’s most feared and loathsome sexual predators. Brave actress Heather Lind has come forward with details of her shocking sexual assault at the hands (literally) of President […]


Manhattan Infidel Presents: Your Daily Horoscope (The Hooray for Hollywood Edition)

                It’s Thursday. That means I have to write a post. But I got nothing. Almost as much nothing as Robert Mueller and his “investigation.” So I shall fall back upon the first rule of blogging: When you have nothing watch Japanese lesbian porn. Um, actually I think that’s […]

Ents “Freaking Annoyed” by Tree Huggers!

                    The Ents of Middle Earth, normally a patient and deliberate people, have announced that the next “tree hugging son of a bitch” who visits their lands will be “torn to pieces.” “What’s up with these leftist tree huggers” said Treebeard, the oldest of the Ents. […]

The Hollywood Producer’s Handbook on Avoiding Sexual Assault Allegations

            Using my connections in show biz meth dealers I was able to obtain a copy of The Hollywood Producer’s Handbook. This handbook, used widely by powerful men in Hollywood, is the go-to book for producers. I have reprinted a particularly relevant chapter on avoiding sexual assault allegations. What Constitutes So-Called Sexual […]

He Man Apologizes for Toxic Masculinity!

                  Superhero He Man today issued a mea culpa to his friends, fans and enemies where he expressed “remorse and regret” for his physical appearance and actions. “I realize now that my look, my name and my actions represent a history of patriarchal oppression” said the contrite […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents: Your Daily Horoscope (The Life is Short and Brutish and Always Carry a Shovel Edition)

                After a week of sex scandal news and posts we at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ believe it’s time to take a step back with a lighter post. And so presented for your approval is the daily horoscope. (Horoscope not valid where prohibited by law.) Aquarius […]

Hollywood to Make Biopic of Harvey Weinstein; Hugh Jackman to Play Title Role!

              With the downfall of Harvey Weinstein still fresh, it has been learned that a major studio in Hollywood is preparing a biography of Weinstein. “We have to strike when the actress is hot as we like to say” said a famous producer. The story has everything: Name recognition. Power. Glamour. […]

Matt Damon: Ben Affleck Groped Me!

            Hollywood’s burgeoning sex scandal involving Harvey Weinstein has enmeshed another celebrity as Matt Damon went gone on record saying that Ben Affleck “groped me and has engaged in inappropriate behavior” going back two decades. “I was young and wanted a film career” said Damon. I knew Ben casually from around […]