Actress Terrorized by Old Man in Wheelchair!

The sexual predator caught in the act!











George Herbert Walker Bush, the 41st President of the United States, joins Harvey Weinstein on the list of America’s most feared and loathsome sexual predators.

Brave actress Heather Lind has come forward with details of her shocking sexual assault at the hands (literally) of President Bush during a 2014 event in Houston, Texas.

“He didn’t shake my hand” said the brave, sexually traumatized actress.

Instead he put his hand on my back and told me a dirty joke. A dirty joke! I felt disgusted and dirty.  It seems to me a President’s power is in his or her capacity to enact positive change, actually help people, and serve as a symbol of our democracy. He relinquished that power when he used it against me and, judging from the comments of those around him, countless other women before me. But I’m an actress, which as you know is not much different than being President.  I too can use my power, which isn’t so different from a President really. I can enact positive change. I can actually help people. I can be a symbol of my democracy. I can refuse to call him President, and call out other abuses of power when I see them. I can vote for a President, in part, by the nature of his or her character, knowing that his or her political decisions must necessarily stem from that character. I will not vote for nor respect a rapist. Unless he’s a Democrat.

The brave, sexually assaulted actress, then went on to talk about how her life has been one long downward spiral to hell since her rape.

It would have been so much different if Obama or Clinton had touched me. Those are reliably pro-abortion Democrats. I would have accepted their hands on my body as a sacrifice and oblation. But letting a Republican touch me? No self-respecting resident of New York or California wants such unintelligent, low-class people to touch her. I was so traumatized by Bush that I was emotionally unable to go to an audition for the lead in a movie. I would have played a prostitute who becomes a porn star and sets the record for the most penetrations in a 24-hour period.  It’s important to me as a progressive woman that I got the part. I want there to be positive role models out there for young women.

Eventually the brave, sexually assaulted actress put her life back together and resumed her career.

I was at a party and a producer asked me my name. Normally I would have fellated him but I kept thinking of Bush, so I maced him instead. Didn’t get that role either. It was while he was on the floor gasping with teary eyes that I found the courage to forgive all men and get on with my life. So I guess what I want to say to young women is you too can overcome having a Republican touch you.

President Bush has not responded to Lind’s allegations though his wife Barbara Bush did have this to say:

“That was my hand on her ass. Have you seen her?  Smoking hot!”

Such a positive role model!














4 Responses

  1. LSP says:

    Look, Infidel. Bill Clinton is not a poker faced, tieless, corrupt, sex-crazed, Illuminati, NWO crook puppet.

    Neither is G41.

  2. LSP says:


    Yes. I will report myself for reeducation.


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