Browsing the blog archives for September, 2017

My Exclusive Interview with Hillary Clinton

            Today at Manhattan Infidel I was planning on doing a post on all my spam. But then failed Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton showed up and demanded an interview. HC: Manhattan Infidel I want to talk to you! MI: Hillary Clinton, failed presidential candidate. How may I help you? HC: Failed?  You are […]


My Exclusive Interview with New York City Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (Stage Name Bill de Blasio)

              It is election time here in Gotham and our beloved mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (stage name Bill de Blasio) is running for a second term. I recently had the chance to sit down with him and talk about what he wants to accomplish in his second term. MI: Good afternoon your […]


North Korea Tests Their Most Advanced Beer Keg Yet!

              The world is on alert tonight as the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea successfully tested their most advanced and weaponized beer keg to date. “The American dogs shall feel the wrath of our new and improved beer kegs” said the corpulent leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-Un. No […]

Coast Guard Calls off Search for S.S. Minnow!

                The Coast Guard announced today that is is ending their search for the missing S.S. Minnow. “At this point we are switching from rescue to recovery mode” said Coast Guard commandant Paul Zukunft. This is a tragedy and my hearts go out to the families of the […]

In Moving Ceremony on 9/11 Anniversary Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (Stage Name Bill de Blasio) Dedicates Monument to Mohamed Atta!

                    Sixteen years after the 9/11 man-caused incident at the World Trade Center, New York’s compassionate and progressive mayor officiated at a ceremony in midtown at the former Columbus Circle. In the moving two-part event the vestiges of white power and colonialism were removed as the […]

Worf Gets DNA Results!

                Lieutenant Worf of the USS Enterprise has received the results of his DNA analysis. “My mate, counselor Troi, insisted I do this.” said the unhappy Star Fleet officer. She said knowledge of one’s past is key to understanding one’s present. She’s always saying shit like that. She […]

My Exclusive Interview with His Holiness Pope Francis

              Today it is my privilege to interview the Bishop of Rome, His Holiness Pope Francis. MI: Good afternoon Your Holiness. PF: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI: You recently made headlines when you revealed that you went to see a psychiatrist in the late 1970s. What did you go to see her […]

ESPN Internal Memo Reveals List of Topics and Words Not to be Mentioned

            Following on the heels of ESPN’s controversial decision to removed broadcaster Robert Lee from a University of Virginia game because he shared the same name as a famous confederate general an internal memo from ESPN John Skipper has revealed a list of taboo subjects that announcers must not mention […]

My Exclusive Interview with Matt Damon

                      Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ (“The Most Trusted Name in Not Pooping in Your Shower“) I have the pleasure of interviewing Hollywood superstar Matt Damon. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Damon. MD: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI: Let’s get down to what everyone wants to […]

My Exclusive Interview with North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un

            As everyone knows there is a possibility of war between the United States and The Democratic People’s Republic of California. Um, I mean Korea. Though tensions remain high between the United States and California as well. Using my contacts in government I was able to arrange unlimited access to North […]