We here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ are aware that many of my readers shall be heading out tonight to enjoy New Year’s Eve. To help my readers make sense of this racist holiday I have composed the following handy template. May it guide you well tonight. […]

            I know. Didn’t I just write one of these things last week?  What can I say. The National Football Felon League will never disappoint. Let’s just hope none of the Kennedy’s ends up playing in the NFL. If that ever happens then civilization as we know it is over. […]

            There are things in this world which are very rare, such as perfect games in Major League Baseball. There are things in this world which never happen such as Manhattan Infidel being abducted and used sexually by the Swedish Volleyball Team. And then there are all-too common experiences such as […]

            Lamar Odom, former basketball player, former husband of Chloe Kardashian, former unconscious patron of a Las Vegas brothel, recently tweeted to his many fans one fan total strangers that he was okay after a shooting in Queens. One would think Odom would want to avoid strippers after being found […]

            In the grand scheme of things an NFL player beating the crap out of his wife is a rare event, like a keyboardist for the Grateful Dead dying. No seriously. It hardly ever happens. Except all the times it does happen. But it only happens because of racial prejudice. […]

            It is that time once again where the probing eyes of Manhattan Infidel expose the malfeasance of our sports heroes.  This time it is Buffalo Bills (technically still the only football team to play in New York State) receiver Zay Jones who was arrested after a bloody, naked argument […]

              Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ we have written Kennedy Malfeasance Templates before. And so we do again. God bless the rich, bloated, privileged, parasites on society Kennedy Clan. They are a Godsend for bloggers. Max Kennedy, son of assassinated Senator Robert F. Kennedy and his […]

Once again it is time to do a professional athlete malfeasance template. I have written about this subject before on numerous occasions. Fortunately for me professional athletes do not seem to read my blog. But now onto my trademarked Professional NBA Player Malfeasance Template™. Draymond Green, power forward for the Golden State Warriors had to apologize […]

Once again, as they have proved time and time again, America’s royal family, the Kennedys, have been generous enough to provide Manhattan Infidel with fodder to write about.  So rather than keep you waiting let’s get right at it. Kyra Kennedy, the 19-year-old daughter of environmental scam artist and former heroin addict Robert Kennedy Jr […]

I have written about this subject before here Manhattan Infidel Presents Your Professional NFL Player Malfeasance Template and here Manhattan Infidel Presents Yet Another Professional Athlete Malfeasance Template but with the arrest of Aaron Hernandez the time seemed fitting to revise and extend the Official NFL Malfeasance Template. Is this your first felony? Yes. No. […]