My Exclusive Interview with Ben Affleck’s Sober Coach

I need a drink

With the Oscars come and gone the talk centers on the news that Ben Affleck brought his sober coach to the awards before entering rehab.  I was lucky enough to track down Affleck’s sober coach to ask him about what he does for his clients.

MI: Good afternoon.

SC: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel it’s a pleasure to be here.

MI: So tell me about yourself. You are a sober coach?

SC: Yes.

MI: And Ben Affleck is one of your clients?

SC: Yes. Ben contacted me and said he would require my services at the Oscar ceremony.

MI:  And your services are?

SC: I accompany him and make sure he doesn’t drink.

MI: And how exactly do you keep him from drinking?

SC: If I see Ben with a drink in his hand I punch him in the face.

MI: You punch him –

SC:  In the face. Correct. I punch all my clients in the face.

MI: How did you become a sober coach?

SC: Well I’ve always enjoyed punching people in the face but didn’t have the patience to learn how to box. Since boxing was out I needed a way to earn a living punching people in the face.  Being a sober coach offered me a way to do that.

MI: Is there any training involved.

SC: No I just went online and printed out a degree that says I am a certified sober coach.

MI: Did you have to use your training with Ben at the Oscars?

SC: Yes I punched him in the face a couple times. Down he went. Just like Liston.

MI:  A couple of times?

SC: Yes. He’s a drunk. So I punched him.  He started crying “My face. My beautiful Oscar winning face!”

MI: Did you permanently damage his face?

SC: Of course not. His face is his livelihood

MI: What do you do with your uglier clients?

SC: I beat the crap out of them. Break noses, jaws, dislocate eye sockets.

MI: Really?

SC: There ugly. Who cares what they look like.

MI: How much does a sober coach make?

SC: Upwards of $300,000 per year.

MI: $300,000 a year?

SC: There are a lot of people in Hollywood who need to be punched in the face.

MI: Good point.  I’d like to be a sober coach.

SC: You’re not qualified.

MI: What if I go online and download a degree.

SC:That’s different.  Then you’d be wholly qualified to punch actors in the face.

MI: That’s good to know.

Sober Coaching.  I may have a future in this field. God knows there are a lot of actors I’d like to punch in the face.


My Exclusive Interview with Miley Cyrus

Take me seriously! And look at my tits!

Many people know Miley Cyrus as the pop star sensation and daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus. However what most do not know is that Miss Cyrus is also a political activist. After the election of Donald Trump as president Cyrus was one of many celebrities who threatened to leave the United States.

Unlike most however, she has remained true to her word and renounced her citizenship, moving to the United Kingdom. From my offices in Manhattan and through the miracle of Skype I had the opportunity to interview Miss Cyrus.

MI: Good afternoon Miss Cyrus.

MC: Are you over 40?

MI:   Yes.

MC: Do you still have sex?

MI: Yes.

MC: Eww. Old  people should not have sex.

MI: Let’s discuss your decision to leave America. You have renounced your citizenship and moved.

MC:  Yes. Donald Trump is an abomination and he does abominable things. He opposes the dignity of women and that’s undignified.

MI: The dignity of woman is important to you, isn’t it?

MC: Yes. I’m all about female dignity. By the way have you seen my giant six foot inflatable penis?  I carry it with me everywhere and rub it against my scantily clad body when I’m on stage.

MI: No I haven’t seen it.

MC: Damn. I feel naked without it.

MI: Well you are naked.

MC: Oh right. Like I said I’m all about female dignity. ARE YOU STARING AT MY BREASTS?

MI:  It’s kind of difficult not to. You’re naked.

MC: I did not give you permission to look at my breasts. What makes you think you can look at them?

MI: Um. You’re naked.

MC:  You probably want to see my vagina too. Well, look at it!  Look at my vagina!

[Miley thrusts her vagina up close to her webcam so Manhattan Infidel can get a better look]

MI: No thanks. Kate Blanchett, Emma Watson, Courtney Kardashian, Shallene Woodley and Gwyneth Paltrow have already shown me theirs.

MC: We vagina sisters have got to stick together. Without female dignity we are pawns of the patriarchy.

MI: I see.

MC: But when I walk around naked on stage with my six foot penis and rub that against my body then the Man will be forced to take me seriously.

MI: Anyway I see we’re just about out of time.

MC: Time is a bourgeois construct.

MI:  You don’t even know what that means.

MC: [Pause] Female dignity.

MI: Before I go I have one last question. You left the United States because a Republican won. There are elections every four years. Will you come back to the United States if a Democrat wins?

MC: Wait, there are elections every four years?

MI: Yes.  

MC: But I thought Donald Trump was elected King for life?

MI: No he was elected President for a four-year term.

MC: Four years?

MI: Yes. Every four years we have a presidential election. Sometimes the Democratic candidate loses. Sometimes they win.

MC: Oh. I didn’t know that.

MI: Any last thing you want to say to my readers before I go?

MC: Female dignity!

MI: Right.

MC: Female dignity with a six foot inflatable penis that I rub against my body as people watch.

MI: That makes sense.

And so ended my interview with the icon for female equality and dignity, Miley Cyrus.


Scotty Asks Enterprise Crew to Refrain From Having Sex in Jefferies Tubes!

Scotty does not like what he sees!

Montgomery Scott, Chief Engineer on board the Enterprise, has written a strongly worded memo to his crew mates asking them to “refrain from having relations in my Jefferies Tubes.”

Long known unofficially as “make out central” on board the star ship, Scotty tolerated it as long as it didn’t interfere with his efforts to keep the Enterprise at peak engineering efficiency. All this changed after an incident when the Enterprise nearly disintegrated in orbit over Rigel V.

“There was something on the planet draining our energy and we were losing orbit” said Scotty.

Captain Kirk called me from the planet and said “Scotty…..I need….more…..power!” So I crawled into the Jefferies Tube. It should have been a quick fix but when I got in the tube the controls were crusted over with dry biologicals. And yeah I’m being polite using the phrase biologicals. I mean all over the Jefferies Tube. I felt like I was in a CSI episode. So I wasted almost a half hour chipping and scrubbing away at the biologicals. Kirk calls me again and says “Scotty….power….now!” I had to tell the horny bastard to wait and he’ll get power as soon as I wipe everything off.

Scotty was eventually able to restore power. Enraged by the near-miss he sent a ship-wide email to crew members telling them to “Please have sex elsewhere. The Jefferies Tubes are for official engineering business only!”

The reaction from Enterprise crew has been as expected.

“I always bring women to the Jefferies Tubes” said Commander Spock.

Sure I could just bring Nurse Chapel to my quarters and do the beast with two backs but the Tubes are kinkier. To enhance one’s sexual experience through unusual locations is highly logical. I do not understand Scotty’s objections.

Lieutenant Sulu says he often hangs around in Jefferies Tubes during his time off

Oh my……the anticipation

hoping for random encounters with other male crew members.

The Jefferies Tubes are perfect for this. I just wait and sure enough eventually a man will show up. And, oh my, the action! Okay technically I should not be having sex there but I like the thrill of potentially being caught.

After sending out his memo Scotty has acquired a nickname by the crew:  “The Prude.

Scotty denies being a prude.

Look I’m an old Aberdeen pub crawler and a red blooded male. I know things happen. I know people have sex. Sometimes I have sex. Though I’d rather read a technical manual. But that’s just me. But come on! Last week I went into one of the Jefferies Tubes and Captain Kirk was in there with another green woman. Kirk says “Don’t mind me. Just do what you have to do.” Have you ever tried to reverse the polarity of the ion flow when your captain’s balls are in your face? I don’t need to see that!

Despite his email, Scotty is resigned to the fact that his wishes will probably be ignored.

“Look all I’m asking is bring Handi Wipes with you and clean up when you’re finished. It’s common decency.”


My Exclusive Interview with Kate Blanchett

Let me tell you about my vagina.

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the distinct pleasure of a visit from Oscar award winning actress Kate Blanchett.

MI: Good afternoon Miss Blanchett. It is a pleasure to interview you.  You’ve had a very successful career. Let’s talk about – 

KB: I want to discuss my vagina.

MI: What?

KB: My vagina. My vagina is my manager. My agent. My best friend. My counselor.

MI: Um.

KB: My moral compass is located in my vagina.  Would you like to see my vagina? Talk to it?  Here let me bring it up close to your face.

[Blanchett removes her dress and brings her vagina up closer to Manhattan Infidel’s face]

MI: Lady get your vagina out of my face!  Hey wait a minute did I actually say that?

KB: Feel my moral compass!

[Emma Watson enters] 

My vagina is special!

EW: Manhattan Infidel I’d like to talk about my vagina too!

MI: What the hell?

EW:  I put fur oil on my vagina. It’s an amazing all purpose product.

MI: I don’t need to know this.

EW: But my vagina has never felt better. Here. Feel it

[Emma Watson removes her pants]

KB: No Manhattan Infidel. Touch my vagina before you touch hers!  I’ve won an Oscar. My vagina is more important!

MI: Ladies!  I am a member of the mainstream media. Please let me have my dignity!

[Courtney Kardashian enters] 

I have the shiniest vagina in California

KC: Manhattan Infidel I like to put mayonnaise on my vagina, It really shines it up. Look!

MI: I must say that is a very shiny vagina.

KC: Shiniest vagina on the west coast.

KB & EM: But what about our vaginas?

MI: Sorry. Courtney’s is much shinier.

[Shallene Woodley enters] 

Sunshine on my vagina makes me happy

SW: Manhattan Infidel I like to give my vagina a little vitamin D. 

MI: What?

SW: If you live in a place that has heavy winters, when the sun finally comes out, spread your legs and get some sunshine.

MI: I see. Literally.

KB, EW & KC: Her vagina is not as good as ours.

[Gwyneth Paltrow enters carrying a vacuum cleaner]  

I got steam cleaned!

GP: Manhattan Infidel I like to steam clean my vagina.

MI: Why must you all talk about your vagina?

KB, EW, KC, CW & GP:  We’re actresses.  Look at our vaginas!

[They thrust their vaginas into Manhattan Infidel’s face]

MI: The things I do for my blog.

These events actually happened, As a member of the MSM I never report fake news.


Greeks Besiege Troy, New York!

The Greeks shall prevail and conquer this town!

The upstate New York town of Troy, New York has been cutoff from the outside world because of a besieging Greek army.

The town, located on the Hudson River about 150 miles north of New York City woke up last week to find ships from Ilium docked in Troy Landing. Greek warriors wearing traditional costumes from the Iron Age rode chariots through the streets.

“This is Troy and we will conquer it, take their horses and become masters of trade in this area” said one of the attackers who goes by the name of Achilles.

Other Greeks rode through town asking for a woman named Helen.

“I want my wife back and I shall get her” said a Greek named Menelaus.

While the besieging Greeks were at first ignored they soon proved themselves to be an annoyance.

“I was on my way to work and a bunch of idiots on chariots started shooting arrows at me” said a city resident.

I drive a Prius you know so my car pretty much tips over whenever there is a wind gust over five miles an hour. So you can imagine I was pretty annoyed at having arrows banging off my car. I was hoping to outrun them but, Prius you know, and they surrounded me and told me to get out of my car. I thought they were going to kill me. They started calling me a Trojan bastard and said they would avenge the kidnapping of some woman named Helen. Hell I don’t know who this Helen woman is so I told them to leave me alone and that I was just trying to get to work. Then I gave them the finger. I would have driven away but, Prius you know, so I called a tow truck.

No one knows for sure why the Greeks have targeted Troy.  Some believe it might be Troy’s city motto, “Ilium fuit. Troja est,” which translates as “Ilium was, Troy is.

“Well hell if that’s all it is then we’ll just change the damn slogan” said Troy’s mayor.  Accordingly the Town Council changed the motto to “Nos es non Schenectady” or “We’re not Schenectady.

This seemed to work as the Greeks departed from Troy landing and were not seen again.

Before leaving they left behind a large Greek horse as a gift to the city.

“We asked them if there were any soldiers inside the horse and they said no” said the mayor.

Having no use for a giant horse it was sold on eBay to a farmer in Rensselaer county who uses it as a scarecrow in his fields.

The Greeks have not been seen since, except for one named Odysseus who appears to be lost and is wandering through every town along the Hudson.

“He’s a bit eccentric. He keeps putting wax in our ears and telling us to tie him to the mast of his ship. Hey, whatever floats your boat” said one person who met him.


Corleone Crime Family Targeted by PETA!

PETA objects to this cruelty!

Vito Corleone, head of the Corleone crime syndicate, one of the five families of the New York underworld, has gone into hiding after receiving death threats from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

“I have killed people. It’s the line of work I’m in” said the now-hiding godfather.

I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse

But usually there is a business reason to kill people. It’s all very rational. But these PETA people scare me. They are freaks who believe animal life is more important than human life. Look it makes no difference, it don’t make any difference to me what a man does for a living, you understand. But PETA is a little dangerous. They took my son out at the causeway. Shot him up. All because of one lousy movie producer!

The movie producer in question is Jack Woltz (pictured here with his beloved race horse).

Nice horse you got. Shame if something were to happen to it!

After Woltz refused to give Corleone’s godson a role in a new war picture Corleone had the horse’s head cut off and placed in Woltz’s bead as he slept.

“I woke up and there was blood all over my sheets” said Woltz.

I mean lots of blood. At first I was all “Whoa. Did the teen starlet I slept with last night get her period?”  But then I saw that it was the head of my favorite race horse. The greasy Guido bastards cut its head off! The Corleone’s made me look ridiculous. And a man in my position can’t afford to be made to look ridiculous!  So I went to PETA and they promised to take care of him. If Vito Corleone is in hiding it’s none of my business. I’ve washed my hands of it. I’m a producer and blood is a big expense. More expensive than overtime.

At first Corleone thought he could ride out the storm and deal with PETA. But that was until PETA had Corleone’s henchman Luca Brasi

Luca sleeps with the fishes

brutally murdered.

Luca kept me safe. Safe from my enemies. From bandleaders. From everyone. But then he disappeared and we couldn’t find him. I was getting nervous when PETA delivered Luca’s suit and a fish to my place. It’s an old Sicilian message that means Luca sleeps with the fishes. I tell you these PETA people are crazier than the Irish!

Ingrid Newkirk, founder of PETA, released a statement defending her group’s targeting of Corleone.

When I heard of this outrage I wept for all horses around the world. Couldn’t Corleone have left and Irishman or a Scotsman’s head in Woltz’s bed? That would have been acceptable. But no he murdered a horse! And for that we will hunt him down to the ends of the world to get our revenge!

As for Vito Corleone he remains confident that he will emerge unscathed.

“I left my son Michael in charge while I’m gone. He’s  a good kid. He might make governor or senator one day.”


Trump is Making Me Fat! The Tweets of Barbra Streisand

This woman is an intellectual giant

Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel we pride ourselves on keeping up to date with what’s happening in popular culture. And our massive digital porn collection. But mostly pop culture.

There are few pop culture icons better known or more revered than Barbra Streisand.  As a special treat to my readers I now present some of Miss Streisand’s selected tweets. May they serve to increase our admiration for this woman.

Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand

Donald Trump is making me gain weight. I start the day with liquids, but after the morning news, I eat pancakes smothered in maple syrup!

Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand

Donald Trump had shot my dog. Is there nothing this monster won’t do? Yes it was just a dream but it frightened me so much I had to fly to the Bahamas to recover.

Barbra Streisand  @BarbraStreisand

We must fight sexism wherever it exists. Kellyanne Conway deserves to be gang raped by Guatemalans carrying cucumbers and scissors.

Barbra Streisand  @BarbraStreisand

It’s been over 75 years. Isn’t it time we stopped blaming Hispanics for the attack on Pearl Harbor?

Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand

Education should be free. It is a travesty that anyone should have to pay for anything. In Europe everything is free. 

Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand

Seriously everything should be free. We should be able to take everything we need without paying. Please download my new album on my web site for $29.95.

Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand

I’m embarking on a tour of Scandinavia but don’t speak the language. Does anyone know a good phrase book in Scandinavian?

Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand

I think my husband James Brolin is trying to kill me. He keeps giving me pancakes smothered in maple syrup. I knew he worked for Trump!

Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand

I probably shouldn’t have said that thing about shooting a man in Reno. Besides it wasn’t any fun. Not like the time I killed and ate a transient in Poughkeepsie.

Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand

Speaking of Poughkeepsie I built my criminal empire starting in that town. Prostitution, meth. I control it all.

Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand

I’m running out of places to bury the people I kill. My back lawn is filled with them. Oh, and Donald Trump is evil.

Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand

I self-identify as a Klingon but am confused as to which bathroom to use.

Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand

Girl Scouts showed up at my door. Wanted me to buy cookies. I invited them in. Killed them all with an ax. No I’m not sorry. Girl Scout cookies make me fat.

Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand

I am God and I will smite you if you do not bow down before me.  Just ask the girls scouts. No wait. I killed them.

Okay. Well.  If there is anyone reading this who knows Miss Streisand I think you should check up on her.  Her tweets have me worried. Then again. It’s Hollywood. No one will even blink an eye.


Godzilla Threatens to Leave Tokyo Over “Affront” to His Dignity!

Godzilla is pissed! And he doesn't need your mansplainin'

Godzilla is pissed! And he doesn’t need your mansplainin’

Godzilla, one of the major tourist attractions in Tokyo has threatened to move after the Tokyo City Council ordered him to wear a diaper.

“Do these idiots know who I am?” said an exasperated Godzilla.

Do they know how important I am to the city? Do they know how much money I bring in? I’m one of the city’s major tourist attractions. Well besides the blow job bars if that’s your thing. Me?  Godzilla doesn’t need to pay. But back to my point people come from all around the world to see me. I’m Godzilla dammit. You think the way I keep the city’s finances in the black they’d cut me some slack. Sure I crap a lot. But I’m a big animal and I have gastrointestinal issues. So lay off about the crap and deal with it. My shit fertilizes your farms.

While the Tokyo City Council was previously tolerant of Godzilla’s bowel movements things might have come to a head (no pun intended) when Godzilla, suffering from acute diarrhea, evacuated on top of an open air bus filled with German tourists. Several of the tourists had to be flown to nearby hospitals suffering from methane gas exposure.

The incident made international headlines and many German companies cancelled vacation trips to Tokyo.

“The Germans are a very clean people” explained a Council member.

I mean couldn’t he have chosen another group to shit all over? Perhaps the Irish? They’ve been shit on for centuries and are used to it. Why couldn’t he have shit on some Dominicans. They are used to living in filth. So yeah, we took a lot of heat from overseas. I know Godzilla is a tourist attraction but what’s the point of a tourist attraction if the tourists don’t show up? That’s why we asked him to wear a diaper. No one is trying to hurt his dignity. If anything he should start thinking about our dignity. His shit stinks. It’s a mess to clean up and our municipal union won’t do it anymore. So if he wants to stay he has to wear a diaper.

Godzilla however is having none of the Council’s explanation and has already started looking for work elsewhere.

Tokyo isn’t the world you know. Plenty of cities would love to have me. I’ve already heard from San Francisco. Apparently my large size would be attractive to the city residents. And shitting all over them would fit in with their fetish crowd. I’m not sure how I feel about that but hey to each his own. Chicago says they are interested. The police there think I could help reduce gang violence by crapping all over the street. I’m all for public safety so that’s a major attraction. I applied to New York but they wanted to know if my gender designation fits into one of their 31 categories. I don’t know exactly what they mean by that.

Regardless of the new city he chooses, Godzilla seems to be in no hurry to bury the hatchet with Tokyo, going as far as to defecate all over City Hall.

“This is my ass and that’s my shit” said Godzilla after the incident.


Spam! The Shady Russian Ties Edition!

How close are Manhattan Infidel's ties to spam?

How close are Manhattan Infidel’s ties to spam?

It’s been over a year since I’ve done a spam post. So it’s time for another. Spam. It’s a fact of life. We all get spam. Some of us enjoy spam. But only those lonely people who have no friends and do not get any other email. No. I’m not talking about me!  I swear!

DavidItago writes:

All Toronto condo projects are here.

I have no knowledge of these Toronto condo projects and I certainly did not funnel money to the Russian ambassador for the project

SubaMe writes:

The sector hopes for even more.

Look I told you I’m doing the best I can. But these Russians are tough customers. They shot my dog!

HymanSix writes:

Improve male potency, muscle strength and sexual energy.

For the last time take me off your mailing list. I don’t need your pills. But just out of curiosity what should I do if my erection lasts longer than four hours?  The Russian girls are beginning to worry.

GexecWizm writes:

Could be $22 million which is htc was sent transparent.

Dammit you wired the money transparently? You know the Russians don’t like that. You’ve signed our death warrant! BTW ten percent goes to Schumer and Pelosi, right?

Frankie writes:

Most of them are completely unknown to me.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Sure I met with the Russians but it was completely innocent.

Alinaerynm writes:

База Недвижимости В Севастополе еще

Yes I am interested in your real estate deals. I mean I don’t speak the language and neither do Pelosi or Schumer.

Degrenier writes:

Sick and tired of feminist American and western women? Looking for a more traditional woman? One that will be a good wife to you? Check out Russian women!

Let’s keep my meetings with Russian women on the low-down. I don’t want the Democrats in congress to find out. They might make political hay out of it.

Angernode writes:

The main thing that you want to do is to stop the pain.

No shit Sherlock. You didn’t tell me the Russians would be armed! My insurance does not cover bullet wounds.

Onmhge writes:

How to retaliate accordingly?

Don’t worry. I taped all my conversations with Pelosi and Schumer. If they want to go to the mattresses no one is getting out alive.

Swonseiodinee writes:

Extended Skin Dermabrasion, laser methods, and moisturizing creams would be the prominent methods.

I’ve seen the Russians in action. They use cruel torture methods that shock even the Chinese Mafia.

Fight542 writes:

Strip clubs are known to be very catty.

Look it’s where the Russians wanted to meet. In a public place. Alright? So get off my back.

VjyyfGtvts writes:

Salvatore comes armed with  a .45 caliber handgun.

What? Are the Russians in league with the Italians now? Do Pelosi and Schumer know?

And there you have it. Spam. Thank god for my spam folder. The FBI will never think of looking in there for my ties to the Russians.


Democrats Ask Special Prosecutor to Investigate Putin’s Ties to Russia!

What did Putin know and when did he know it?

What did Putin know and when did he know it?

Capitol Hill Democrats, led by Al Franken and Nancy Pelosi, have demanded that President Trump appoint a special prosecutor to investigate Vladimir Putin’s ties to Russia.

“It’s important that we know the answer to these questions” said Franken (D-MN).

Putin has often met with the Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev. Why? What were they discussing? Our presidential election? Their presidential election?  Was Putin trying to influence Russian politics? Why can’t he just stay out of it. We have reports that he often meets with Russia’s Minister of Foreign Affairs Sergey Lavrov. What is Putin doing meeting with these two people?  How deep do his ties to Russia go?

Pelosi seconded Franken’s sentiments.

“We are facing a constitutional crisis” she said.

The evidence seems clear that Vladimir Putin has ties to Russia. He has often been seen in Russia. He speaks Russian. The question to be asked is, “How much does President Trump know about Putin’s ties to Russia and when did he first become aware of these ties?” After losing the popular vote in November it is rumored that Trump took a phone call from Putin. Do we want our President, albeit  an illegitimate one such as Trump, taking phone calls from a shadowy figure like Putin who may be acting on behalf of Russian interests? This is why we need a special prosecutor to investigate this Putin. We have to appoint a special prosecutor so we can find out what the special prosecutor will discover.

On CNN, anchor Wolf Blitzer called the Putin-Russian ties “an even bigger scandal than Watergate.”

Here’s what we know about this increasingly murky and groundbreaking scandal:  

  1.  The Department of Justice, after months of investigations has concluded that Putin has deep ties to Russia.
  2.  The Department believes that Putin often used his ties to influence events in Russia.
  3.  There have been a number of meetings between Putin and higher ups in the Russian government. As to what purpose we do not know at this point but it is not unreasonable to think that Putin wasn’t discussing the weather.
  4. All this adds up to one fact: Putin cannot be trusted and is lying about his ties to Russia.

Putin for his part refuses to talk about any possible ties he may have with the Russian government.

“This is a witch hunt on the part of the Americans” he told reporters.

All the Americans have to do is look at the evidence which speaks for itself. Come on is that so difficult. And even if I did meet with Russian officials I am Russian. I’m the president of Russia! 

Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) called Putin’s statement “tantamount to a confession” and repeated demands that Trump appoint a special prosecutor.

President Trump responded by saying once again that he has no plans on investigating Putin.

“Isn’t that what we’d expect from the man who lost to Hillary Clinton” said Pelosi.