Browsing the blog archives for March, 2017

My Exclusive Interview with Ben Affleck’s Sober Coach

With the Oscars come and gone the talk centers on the news that Ben Affleck brought his sober coach to the awards before entering rehab.  I was lucky enough to track down Affleck’s sober coach to ask him about what he does for his clients. MI: Good afternoon. SC: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel it’s a pleasure to […]

My Exclusive Interview with Miley Cyrus

Many people know Miley Cyrus as the pop star sensation and daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus. However what most do not know is that Miss Cyrus is also a political activist. After the election of Donald Trump as president Cyrus was one of many celebrities who threatened to leave the United States. Unlike most however, […]

Scotty Asks Enterprise Crew to Refrain From Having Sex in Jefferies Tubes!

Montgomery Scott, Chief Engineer on board the Enterprise, has written a strongly worded memo to his crew mates asking them to “refrain from having relations in my Jefferies Tubes.” Long known unofficially as “make out central” on board the star ship, Scotty tolerated it as long as it didn’t interfere with his efforts to keep […]

My Exclusive Interview with Kate Blanchett

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the distinct pleasure of a visit from Oscar award winning actress Kate Blanchett. MI: Good afternoon Miss Blanchett. It is a pleasure to interview you.  You’ve had a very successful career. Let’s talk about –  KB: I want to discuss my vagina. MI: What? KB: My vagina. My vagina […]

Greeks Besiege Troy, New York!

The upstate New York town of Troy, New York has been cutoff from the outside world because of a besieging Greek army. The town, located on the Hudson River about 150 miles north of New York City woke up last week to find ships from Ilium docked in Troy Landing. Greek warriors wearing traditional costumes from […]

Corleone Crime Family Targeted by PETA!

Vito Corleone, head of the Corleone crime syndicate, one of the five families of the New York underworld, has gone into hiding after receiving death threats from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. “I have killed people. It’s the line of work I’m in” said the now-hiding godfather. But usually there is a […]

Trump is Making Me Fat! The Tweets of Barbra Streisand

Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel we pride ourselves on keeping up to date with what’s happening in popular culture. And our massive digital porn collection. But mostly pop culture. There are few pop culture icons better known or more revered than Barbra Streisand.  As a special treat to my readers I now […]


Godzilla Threatens to Leave Tokyo Over “Affront” to His Dignity!

Godzilla, one of the major tourist attractions in Tokyo has threatened to move after the Tokyo City Council ordered him to wear a diaper. “Do these idiots know who I am?” said an exasperated Godzilla. Do they know how important I am to the city? Do they know how much money I bring in? I’m […]

Spam! The Shady Russian Ties Edition!

It’s been over a year since I’ve done a spam post. So it’s time for another. Spam. It’s a fact of life. We all get spam. Some of us enjoy spam. But only those lonely people who have no friends and do not get any other email. No. I’m not talking about me!  I swear! […]

Democrats Ask Special Prosecutor to Investigate Putin’s Ties to Russia!

Capitol Hill Democrats, led by Al Franken and Nancy Pelosi, have demanded that President Trump appoint a special prosecutor to investigate Vladimir Putin’s ties to Russia. “It’s important that we know the answer to these questions” said Franken (D-MN). Putin has often met with the Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev. Why? What were they discussing? […]

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