Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the distinct pleasure of a visit from Oscar award winning actress Kate Blanchett.
MI: Good afternoon Miss Blanchett. It is a pleasure to interview you. You’ve had a very successful career. Let’s talk about –
KB: I want to discuss my vagina.
KB: My vagina. My vagina is my manager. My agent. My best friend. My counselor.
KB: My moral compass is located in my vagina. Would you like to see my vagina? Talk to it? Here let me bring it up close to your face.
[Blanchett removes her dress and brings her vagina up closer to Manhattan Infidel’s face]
MI: Lady get your vagina out of my face! Hey wait a minute did I actually say that?
KB: Feel my moral compass!
[Emma Watson enters]
EW: Manhattan Infidel I’d like to talk about my vagina too!
MI: What the hell?
EW: I put fur oil on my vagina. It’s an amazing all purpose product.
MI: I don’t need to know this.
EW: But my vagina has never felt better. Here. Feel it
[Emma Watson removes her pants]
KB: No Manhattan Infidel. Touch my vagina before you touch hers! I’ve won an Oscar. My vagina is more important!
MI: Ladies! I am a member of the mainstream media. Please let me have my dignity!
[Courtney Kardashian enters]
KC: Manhattan Infidel I like to put mayonnaise on my vagina, It really shines it up. Look!
MI: I must say that is a very shiny vagina.
KC: Shiniest vagina on the west coast.
KB & EM: But what about our vaginas?
MI: Sorry. Courtney’s is much shinier.
[Shallene Woodley enters]
SW: Manhattan Infidel I like to give my vagina a little vitamin D.
SW: If you live in a place that has heavy winters, when the sun finally comes out, spread your legs and get some sunshine.
MI: I see. Literally.
KB, EW & KC: Her vagina is not as good as ours.
[Gwyneth Paltrow enters carrying a vacuum cleaner]
GP: Manhattan Infidel I like to steam clean my vagina.
MI: Why must you all talk about your vagina?
KB, EW, KC, CW & GP: We’re actresses. Look at our vaginas!
[They thrust their vaginas into Manhattan Infidel’s face]
MI: The things I do for my blog.
These events actually happened, As a member of the MSM I never report fake news.