Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, March 22nd, 2017

Seven of Nine Cancels eHarmony Account!

Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One, currently stationed on board the Starship Voyager, has decided to end her brief foray into human dating rituals and has cancelled her eHarmony account. “Human mating is more complex than I envisioned” said Seven. When I was in the Borg collective I did not have to […]