Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, March 8th, 2017

Godzilla Threatens to Leave Tokyo Over “Affront” to His Dignity!

Godzilla, one of the major tourist attractions in Tokyo has threatened to move after the Tokyo City Council ordered him to wear a diaper. “Do these idiots know who I am?” said an exasperated Godzilla. Do they know how important I am to the city? Do they know how much money I bring in? I’m […]