Browsing the blog archives for March, 2017

Wonder Woman Crashes Invisible Jet; NTSB Searches for Black Box!

Tragedy struck the superhero world today as Wonder Woman died in a crash of her invisible jet. “I was out mowing my lawn” said a man who witnessed the crash. And then I heard what sounded like an airplane engine. Then poof!  My neighbor’s house goes up in flames. I figure either Wonder Woman has […]

Batman to Redesign Bat Suit After Gastrointestinal Accident!

The famous caped crusader of Gotham City has announced that he will be taking a brief leave of absence from all crime fighting while he works on “some logistical crap” involving his bat suit. “It’s a great bat suit” said Batman. I mean Alfred really designed a good one.  It protects me from the bad […]

Orgasm Equality with Gwyneth Paltrow!

Regular readers of Manhattan Infidel will know that Gwyneth Paltrow has graced our pages before. In fact she is one of our favorite targets. I mean subjects. Because Manhattan Infidel does not make things up. We are all about the facts. And in keeping with our devotion to the facts here is our latest interview […]

Chelsea Clinton Wins Lifetime Achievement Award Beating out Pete Best, Dick Sargent and the Second Guy to Play Lionel on the Jeffersons!

Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former President Bill Clinton and former Presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton has been given the “Lifetime Impact Award” from Variety magazine, adding to her long list of accomplishments. “New York City is a vibrant community” said a spokesman for Variety. And Chelsea Clinton is a vibrant example of this vibrant community. […]

The Scoops of Rachel Maddow!

By now many are aware of Rachel Maddow’s scoop where she brought out Donald Trump’s 2005 tax return and showed the world that he paid 25 percent that year. What most don’t know is that Maddow has a long history of such scoops. As a benefit to my readers I now give you  The Scoops […]

British Prime Minister Addresses Parliament and Apologizes for Terror Attack!

One day after a terror attack in the heart of London that left four dead, Prime Minister Theresa May addressed Parliament to talk about the attack. Many have compared it to FDR’s speech to congress after the December 7th attacks. Now, in full, is this speech. Winston Churchill would be proud. Mr Speaker, yesterday an […]


Manhattan Infidel Presents Your London Parliament Terror Attack Template™

Once again a car has been used as a vehicle of mass destruction in Europe. With the news still fresh the world wonders what could possibly be the attacker’s motive. Keeping in mind the need not to speculate until all the facts are in I now give you The Official London Parliament Terror Attack Template™. […]


Seven of Nine Cancels eHarmony Account!

Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One, currently stationed on board the Starship Voyager, has decided to end her brief foray into human dating rituals and has cancelled her eHarmony account. “Human mating is more complex than I envisioned” said Seven. When I was in the Borg collective I did not have to […]

New England Patriots to Start All-Female Offensive Line!

The New England Patriots, winners of two of the last three Super Bowls, shocked the NFL today by announcing that they will be starting an all-female offensive line next season. “We’ve had plenty of success the past few years” said owner Robert Kraft. And that got me to thinking about toxic male masculinity and ableism. […]

Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (Stage Name Bill de Blasio) Avoids Indictment!

Shady New York City mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (stage name Bill de Blasio) has avoided indictment on multiple corruption charges, thereby paving the way for his landslide re-election in 2017. Among the many probes, federal officials were investigating whether de Blasio shook down campaign donors for favors. Since the evidence was overwhelming that de Blasio […]