Browsing the blog archives for March, 2014

My Exclusive Interview with Gwyneth Paltrow

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing none other than the established actress, Gwyneth Paltrow. MI: Good afternoon Miss Paltrow GP: Thank you Manhattan Infidel.   MI: Let’s talk about –  GP: Excuse me.  I’m Gwyneth Paltrow, respected and elite actress.  I’ll talk about what I want to talk about. MI: I’m sorry.  What would you you […]

Pope Meets Idiot

  In perhaps the greatest example of Christian forbearance and humility, Pope Francis, leader of the world’s Roman Catholics, met today with an idiot. The idiot from the United States arrived at the Vatican accompanied by fifty vehicles and heavily-armed security guards for his private meeting. “America is a great country” said Francis. What other […]

United States Invades Belgium!

Seventy years after World War II, Belgium was once again invaded by a foreign occupying power.  President Obama arrived in Belgium with an army of 900 people, 45 vehicles and three cargo planes.  U.S. helicopters flew over the Capitol of The Hague and Secret Service agents patrolled sewers and hospitals looking for resistance fighters. As […]


The Gospel of Barack Obama According to Chris Matthews (Part X)

Amen, amen I say to you:  He that entereth not by the door of government redistribution into the sheepfold, but climbeth up the way of self-reliance, the same is a thief and a robber. But he that entereth in by the door of the Democratic party is the shepherd of the sheep of minorities. To […]

Spam: The Happy Time Edition

Not many people know this but Spam is considered a delicacy in Korea and is often given as gifts.  Being a cosmopolitan man I have started giving spam out to my friends.  On a related note most of my friends have disowned me.  Spam gets no respect. And so I now present to you the […]

The Michelle Obama Vacation Template™

Living in a republic as we do I’m sure one thing all Americans miss is the sheer joy of showing deference to a royal family.  The proprieties at all times, so to speak. But not to fear serfs of America! We have the Obamas! For Michelle Obama and her mother are doing their best to […]

Aragorn Admits He’s “Tired of These Little Shits!”

Aragorn of Middle Earth, son of Arathorn and Ranger of the North has admitted that he “really doesn’t like hobbits.” “Look, I’m a ranger of the North” he told celebrity gossip site TMZ. It’s my job to patrol Middle Earth.  It’s my job to keep it safe.  But that doesn’t mean I enjoy it.  It’s […]

The Gospel of Barack Obama According to Chris Matthews (Part IX)

And Barack, passing by, saw a man who was blind from his birth.  And his disciples in the MSM asked him:  Constitutional scholar, who hath sinned, this man, or his parents, that he should be born blind? Barack answered: This man hath not sinned, unless he voted Republican; but that the works of the Federal […]

Mick Jagger’s Girlfriend Commits Suicide After Realizing She is Mick Jagger’s Girlfriend!

Designer L’Wren Scott, companion of Rolling Stones singer Mick Jagger was found dead in her New York City apartment.  Scott’s assistant found the designer hanging from a door knob with a scarf, a stylish and witty scarf, around her neck. On a stylishly placed coffee table was a suicide note that said in part: Oh […]

Keith Richards Writes Children’s Book!

Keith Richards, legendary guitarist for the Rolling Stones, has announced that he is writing a children’s book. “It’s true” said Mr. Richards on his website. I have just become a grandfather for the fifth time, so I know what I’m talking about. The bond, the special bond, between kids and grandparents is unique and should […]