Browsing the blog archives for March, 2014
Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing none other than the established actress, Gwyneth Paltrow. MI: Good afternoon Miss Paltrow GP: Thank you Manhattan Infidel. MI: Let’s talk about – GP: Excuse me. I’m Gwyneth Paltrow, respected and elite actress. I’ll talk about what I want to talk about. MI: I’m sorry. What would you you […]
In perhaps the greatest example of Christian forbearance and humility, Pope Francis, leader of the world’s Roman Catholics, met today with an idiot. The idiot from the United States arrived at the Vatican accompanied by fifty vehicles and heavily-armed security guards for his private meeting. “America is a great country” said Francis. What other […]
Seventy years after World War II, Belgium was once again invaded by a foreign occupying power. President Obama arrived in Belgium with an army of 900 people, 45 vehicles and three cargo planes. U.S. helicopters flew over the Capitol of The Hague and Secret Service agents patrolled sewers and hospitals looking for resistance fighters. As […]
Not many people know this but Spam is considered a delicacy in Korea and is often given as gifts. Being a cosmopolitan man I have started giving spam out to my friends. On a related note most of my friends have disowned me. Spam gets no respect. And so I now present to you the […]
Living in a republic as we do I’m sure one thing all Americans miss is the sheer joy of showing deference to a royal family. The proprieties at all times, so to speak. But not to fear serfs of America! We have the Obamas! For Michelle Obama and her mother are doing their best to […]
Aragorn of Middle Earth, son of Arathorn and Ranger of the North has admitted that he “really doesn’t like hobbits.” “Look, I’m a ranger of the North” he told celebrity gossip site TMZ. It’s my job to patrol Middle Earth. It’s my job to keep it safe. But that doesn’t mean I enjoy it. It’s […]
Designer L’Wren Scott, companion of Rolling Stones singer Mick Jagger was found dead in her New York City apartment. Scott’s assistant found the designer hanging from a door knob with a scarf, a stylish and witty scarf, around her neck. On a stylishly placed coffee table was a suicide note that said in part: Oh […]
Keith Richards, legendary guitarist for the Rolling Stones, has announced that he is writing a children’s book. “It’s true” said Mr. Richards on his website. I have just become a grandfather for the fifth time, so I know what I’m talking about. The bond, the special bond, between kids and grandparents is unique and should […]