Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, March 21st, 2014

Aragorn Admits He’s “Tired of These Little Shits!”

Aragorn of Middle Earth, son of Arathorn and Ranger of the North has admitted that he “really doesn’t like hobbits.” “Look, I’m a ranger of the North” he told celebrity gossip site TMZ. It’s my job to patrol Middle Earth.  It’s my job to keep it safe.  But that doesn’t mean I enjoy it.  It’s […]