Spam: The Happy Time Edition

Spam I am.

Spam I am.

Not many people know this but Spam is considered a delicacy in Korea and is often given as gifts.  Being a cosmopolitan man I have started giving spam out to my friends.  On a related note most of my friends have disowned me.  Spam gets no respect.

And so I now present to you the latest chapter of warm, loving, special Spam.

Gymnlestr writes:

Try to get the infant back on the usual feedings as soon as possible.

I’ve given up feeding on infants for Lent.

Gymlelay writes:

Atrovent Nasal Spray 0.06% was significantly more effective in reducing the severity and duration of rhinorrhea

Oh….rhinorrhea.  I’ve been using it for diarrhea.  So what have I been putting in my nose?

Kjtrtjm writes:

Feces, your woman begins valuing.

It’s all about discipline.  She didn’t like my last anniversary present of a vacuum cleaner so this year she gets feces.

Abercrombie writes:

528 West 57th Street.

No thanks.  The brothels in midtown are just too expensive.

Ralph Lauren Sverige Online writes:

Glad I detected this.

That’s what the woman at the bar said last night when I asked her what that open sore was.

Male Enhancement writes:

Mοst mankind has a lack of understanding іn rеgards to tҺе prostate.

Except for my doctor who keeps telling me, “Relax.  I’m a doctor” before violating me.

Usmaccosmetics writes:

Charges will most likely be pressed in case you get caught, and you will be barred permanently.

But it was a nude beach!  What’s the point of being at a nude beach if you can’t show it to the teenage girls?

Real Ray Bans Are Made Where writes:

 It is very good to wear nude hosiery.

It’s how most bloggers relax.

Wordsnowboardtour writes:

You need unique cleansers to get rid of your make-up.

No one ever said being a cross dresser was easy.

Louis Vuitton Belts For Sale writes:

Drug applying welfare assisted.

So you’re a Democrat?

Cleaferer writes:

No anonymous adults allowed.

You know I remember when sex clubs wanted my business.

Bracelet Tiffany Co. writes:

Your large loads are not sparkling.

I blame my diet.

Tyler writes:

To improve the conduction of these impulses to the electrodes, a gel will be applied to them.

Some men don’t like gels applied to their genitals.  But then again they aren’t bloggers.

Turkishzash writes:

There are two types of inflammatory bowel disease.

I’m sure the electrodes applied to my genitals didn’t help.

Ralph Lauren Outlet writes:

I simply wish to appreciate you again.

Once you’ve had Manhattan Infidel you never go back.

Gay Video Chat writes:

Howdy, i read your blog occasionally and i own a similar one and i was just curious if you get a lot of spam remarks?

There is nothing remotely similar about our blogs.  I take cash only.

And finally, Tyler cheese writes:

Some women riders may feel quite nervous and lack confidence when starting out.

I’m usually quite gentle with women when it’s their first time.  Except for the electrodes.

Thanks again to all my wonderful Spam contributors.  Because a blog without Spam is, well, unknown to the Chinese.



4 Responses

  1. Is it true that blonde spamers have more fun?

  2. petermc3 says:

    My next read: Climatologists Agree Spam and Global Warming Are Real.

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