Browsing the blog archives for March, 2014

Never Go Full Dinkins!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Today, March 17th is St. Patrick’s Day.  Here in New York City the big event is the annual St. Patrick’s Day parade up Fifth Avenue.  (Former governor Hugh Carey once famously remarked that they “march up 5th and stagger down 3rd.”) The New York City St. Patrick’s Day parade is not […]

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Pinocchio Sues Plastic Surgeon Over Botched Rhinoplasty!

Famed wooden actor Pinocchio has responded to rumors of possible plastic surgery by announcing he did have “slight work” done on his nose and that the procedure went “horribly wrong” and has “negatively impacted” his life. According to papers filed with the Second District Court in Brooklyn, Pinocchio is asking for 20 million in damages […]

Spam! The Taking It Out on the Subway Edition

One interesting thing I’ve noticed is that when I mention to people that I have a blog they usually run away, mace me or say something along the lines of “I don’t want you to see my daughter again!”  And those are just the reactions from fellow bloggers. Only a blogger knows the evil that […]

The Gospel of Barack Obama According to Chris Matthews (Part VIII)

And Barack went unto Camp David. And the RINOs and other Republicans bring unto him a woman taken in adultery; and they set her in the midst. And said to him: Master of the Constitution, this woman was even now taken in adultery. Now many red states which we represent have laws against such a […]

Alec Baldwin to Leave Public Life; My Exclusive Sit-Down With the Acclaimed Actor

Television personality Alec Baldwin, fed up with the demands of fame, has announced his intention to leave public life for good. Since the mission statement of the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel says clearly that “no stone will be left unturned in pursuit of the truth” (1) I have invited Mr. Baldwin to explain his reasons for […]

The Song of the Mainstream Media

Being something of an amateur archaeologist I love finding long lost items, be they parchment scrolls or relics.  During one of my excursions I came across an old document, written in Latin (then the language of the elite).  I have translated it into English for my readers to peruse. I now present to you The […]

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Bring Out Your Spam!

It’s time once again for something Manhattan Infidel has come to enjoy: His prostate exam A visit to my Spam mailbox.  Spam gets  a bad rap. If it weren’t for Spam then how would I have known about the millions I have in that Nigerian bank account? And so I now present the latest in […]

German Home-Schoolers Denied Asylum! Correction: Hispanic-German Home-Schoolers Granted Asylum!

After first denying a German family asylum the Supreme Court today reversed itself and immediately granted asylum to the same family after discovering that the German family in question was part Hispanic. Ewe and Hannelore Romeike, immigrants from southwest Germany came to the U.S. in 2008 because they wanted to home-school their children.  Under German law […]

The Lamentations of Hillary Clinton

With the 2016 presidential campaign now in full swing all eyes turn the former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who has been all but anointed as the 45th chief executive.  I recently had the chance to sit down with the former senator from New York.  Madame Secretary was most gracious and gave me unfettered access […]

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Not Working Will Set You Free

With the news that the Affordable Health Care Act may cause two million people to leave the labor force, the Obama administration was quick to note the benefits that this will bring. “Not working will set you free” declared press Secretary Jay Carney. For the first time in recorded history people will be free not […]

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