Spam I am.

One interesting thing I’ve noticed is that when I mention to people that I have a blog they usually run away, mace me or say something along the lines of “I don’t want you to see my daughter again!”  And those are just the reactions from fellow bloggers. Only a blogger knows the evil that lurks in the heart of another blogger.

And on that note here is the latest edition of Fun with Spam:

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It just seems like the first 10 to 15 minutes are generally wasted just trying to figure out how to begin.

Speak for yourself.  I am assertive and usually just whip it out and say, “You like?”

pseurlhestale writes:

Pictures can catch the inner thoughts.

Thank god for digital cameras.  Now I don’t have to suffer the embarrassment of someone else developing my, er, “vacation” photos.

Gymnlelay writes:

Bacteria invade the surrounding structures.

And that is exactly why I change my underwear at least once a week.

aboutme writes:

Very shortly this website will be famous.

Only if I’m found guilty.

KennethRic writes:

He’s handling himself out there.

So?  I like to take it out when I ride the subway.  It relieves stress.

UGG writes:

It will allow you to experience things you may have never thought you’d experience.

And I want to thank you again for delivering my Japanese sex robot.

williamtog writes:

There is no hard and fast rule about this.

This is true.  Sometimes I tip her and sometimes I just run away before her pimp shows up.

import only writes:

Does operating a well-established website like yours take a massive amount work?

No.  In fact it gives me plenty of free time to ride the subway and take it out.

Abercrombie España writes:

Lack of social interaction.

What the hell are you talking about?  Do  you know how many webcams I subscribe to?  Classy ones too! With real biological women.

 louis vuitton outlet writes:

I’ve experienced opportunities out of state.

Don’t tell me you’ve gone to Boston to take it out on the subway?

Trokasyloal writes:

Believe it or not, species of fish are extremely understanding of noises.

I promise to fart in the water quieter from now on.

back pain treaments writes:

 I honestly believe this website needs far more attention. I’ll probably be returning to read more.

You’re with the NSA aren’t you?

debt consolidation program writes:

It’s simple, yet effective. A lot of times it’s tough to get that “perfect balance” between usability and appearance.

Thank you.  I’ve found that wearing a trench coat on the subway attracts attention.  So I’ve stopped wearing one when I whip it out. Now I only wear button-fly jeans.

louis vuitton diaper bag writes:

Wow, what a video it is!

Normally I don’t film myself when I’m taking it out on the subway but I was in a good mood that day.

And finally cheap jordan shoes writes:

A pleasure to do business with you. Thank you again.

Technically I had to do business with you.  You’re my court-appointed parole officer.

And there you have it.  This week’s segment of the spam in Manhattan Infidel’s mailbox.  Now if you’ll excuse me the subway is pulling into the station.

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