Bring Out Your Spam!

Spam I am.

Spam I am.

It’s time once again for something Manhattan Infidel has come to enjoy: His prostate exam A visit to my Spam mailbox.  Spam gets  a bad rap. If it weren’t for Spam then how would I have known about the millions I have in that Nigerian bank account?

And so I now present the latest in adventures in Spam Land (adventures in Spam Land valid only in continental United States.  And the Klingon Home world.)

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Dammit!  Can’t you see?  That’s exactly what the Nazis want me to do.

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Let’s never speak of this again. It was a one-time thing.  I was lonely.  I needed companionship.

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Um.  Donde esta el bano?

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Please.  Like I’ve never roughed up a personal enemy before.

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Subtlety was never my strong suit.  I wanted to make sure they got the message.

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Yeah well I never get invited to these parties!  Dammit!

Keep the Spam coming.  As long as there is injustice, whenever a Targathian baby cries out, wherever a distress signal sounds among the stars, we’ll be there. This fine ship, this fine crew. This fine blog. Never give up… and never surrender.




7 Responses

  1. Dang, Infidel, you have a much beter class of spam than I do. Maybe, as a fried, you could send some my way?

  2. petermc3 says:

    Hey Venezuela man, oil for spam!!!

  3. Hi-f’ing’larious, MI.

    Well done.

  4. Mike G. says:

    I like my Spam well done. Good job.

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