Browsing the blog archives for February, 2016

Self-Identified Blacks Love Old, Tottering, Alcoholic Self-Identified White Women; Hate Old, Tottering, Non-Alcoholic Self-Identified White Jews!

The results of the South Carolina primary are in and it’s official:  Blacks love old, tottering, white women with drinking issues. Tottering, drunken, unsteady old Hillary Clinton won 73.5 percent of the vote on Saturday including 86 percent of the black vote. Once the results came in I started pounding the phones and calling registered voters […]


Cash-Strapped Vatican Opens Karaoke Bar!

Suffering from ongoing banking scandals and extreme financial embarrassment Pope Francis ordered a series of Karaoke bars to be opened throughout Vatican City in hopes of drawing in tourists. “We were looking at ways of bringing in some emergency cash” said Vatican Secretary of State Pietro Parolin. I had many meetings with His Holiness on […]

Rock Stars Flock to Ithaca, New York

Since Ithaca, New York Mayor Svante Myrick announced that he wants to open a supervised injection facility, residents have experienced a unique and unexpected side effect: an influx of rock stars. “I was looking out my front window and dammit if I didn’t see half the Red Hot Chili Peppers” said a resident. I asked […]


My Exclusive Interview With Will Smith

With the Oscars less than a week away it is my pleasure to interview the noted actor, singer, producer and humanitarian Will Smith. MI:  Good afternoon Mr. Smith.  Let me just say it is a pleasure to interview you. WS: What did you mean by that?  Are you disrespecting me? MI: No.  I just mean it’s a […]

My Exclusive Interview with Pope Francis

Since his election by the College of Cardinals three years ago Pope Francis has been a polarizing figure. While many applaud him for “opening” the Church up there are those who feel he is damaging the Catholic brand. Today I am excited to land my first interview with a sitting Pope. MI: Good afternoon your Holiness. PF: […]

Choking is Caring: My Exclusive Interview with Former Governor and High Priced Whore Mongerer Eliot Spitzer

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing the former governor of New York, Eliot Spitzer. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Spitzer. ES: Whores! MI:Um, what? ES:Whores!  I love them! MI: Okay I wasn’t going to start off with that but if you want to talk about that first – ES: I’m not a […]

Manhattan Infidel Celebrates Seven Years: The Galaxy Quest Edition

On February 20, 2009 a blog called Manhattan Infidel made its debut. It was a dangerous time. George Bush had just spent eight years expanding government power, increasing our debt and getting into foreign wars.  Now it’s 2016. Barack Obama has just spent the past seven years expanding government power, increasing our debt and getting […]

My Exclusive Interview with Meryl Streep

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the great pleasure of interviewing respected Oscar award winning actress Meryl Streep. MI: Good afternoon Miss Streep and let me say what an honor it is to have you here. MS: Why thank you Manhattan Infidel. MI: Where do I start?  You’re one of the most respected actresses of your generation and […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents a Partial List of Those Obama Could Appoint to Replace Scalia on Supreme Court

With the sudden death of justice Antonin Scalia over the weekend the potential makeup of the Supreme Court for years to come has been thrown into question. With the court split 5-4 on doctrinal issues an appointment by President Obama will throw the balance in favor of liberals. With this in mind I hereby present a […]


Police Called After Brawl Breaks Out at Superhero Social!

The 8th annual Superheroes Social ended abruptly after a brawl broke out among the attendants, forcing local police to break up the social and arrest several participants. “It was the wildest thing I’ve ever seen” said a policeman called to the scene. Police separated the combatants while trying to figure out how it began.  Apparently the trouble […]