Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, February 3rd, 2016

Staten Island Chuck Doesn’t See Shadow and Predicts Early Spring; Climate Change Likely Culprit

Staten Island Chuck did not see his shadow, thereby ensuring that Spring would arrive early. “No shadow.  Alright.  No f*cking shadow. Are you satisfied you f*cking humans” Chuck shouted at his adoring fans. Just get me back in my hole.  I do this shit every year. Shadow, no shadow. I tell it as I see […]