Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, February 26th, 2016

Cash-Strapped Vatican Opens Karaoke Bar!

Suffering from ongoing banking scandals and extreme financial embarrassment Pope Francis ordered a series of Karaoke bars to be opened throughout Vatican City in hopes of drawing in tourists. “We were looking at ways of bringing in some emergency cash” said Vatican Secretary of State Pietro Parolin. I had many meetings with His Holiness on […]