Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, February 2nd, 2016

California Reservoirs Diverted to Give Water to the Creature from Black Lagoon

Citing the need to strike “a balance” between the needs of its citizens and protecting a heretofore unknown species, Governor Jerry Brown ordered water from California reservoirs diverted to supply fresh water for the Creature from the Black Lagoon (the “Creature.”) “This is a difficult decision I did not make lightly” said Brown. Many farmers will […]