Browsing the blog archives for May, 2010
As part of my ongoing series designed to impart valuable information to my readers I now present my guide to success with the ladies. I personally vouch that all the of the following will help you increase satisfaction in your personal life. The first step to success with the ladies is of course to actually […]
Boston, December 16, 1773 Today a crowd of angry white men boarded three ships in Boston Harbor and threw all tea overboard. The long-term environmental impact has yet to be determined. “I was minding my own business when I saw a group of about 100 men board some ships. I didn’t know what they wanted […]
Many companies nowadays are attaching slogans to their products in the hope of attracting an ethos or corporate culture to its use. Many companies are not content simply to have people use their product. The correct demographic must use it. Toilet paper, it seems, is not immune to this trend. Perhaps the most notorious example […]
Calling it the“civil rights issue of the Century” Mark Hansen, presiding Bishop of the Lutheran Evangelical Church in America raised his strong opposition to President Obama’s choice of Elana Kagen to be the next Supreme Court Justice of the United States. “With the retirement of John Paul Stevens there will not be one Protestant member […]
With Greece’s bond rating reduced to the “junk” level, the European Union has begun closely monitoring Greece’s credit card statements. “We are concerned” said the EU Parliament President Jerzy Buzek. “Greece is a very important part of the European Union and we want a healthy Greece. That’s the way the EU works. We want to […]
In my post for April 15th I wrote that Nick Johnson had changed his uniform number to “May 5” to honor the date he is placed on the disabled list: baseball-baseball-baseball Well baseball fans, I was off by three days. Today May 8th the Yankees placed Nick Johnson on the DL. And let it never […]
Since the arrest of Faisal Shahzad for the attempted car bombing in Times Square speculation has turned to his possible motives. On The View Thursday morning Joy Behar talked about her disbelief that Shahzad could be a bomber. “Look at him. He’s so handsome. How can a handsome man be a bomber? I bet he […]
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry Today I went to Yankee Stadium to see the Yankees play a matinee against the Baltimore Orioles. And if you […]
During the Eighth inning of a game between the Philadelphia Phillies and the St. Louis Cardinals, a 17-year old fan ran out onto the field at Citizen’s Bank Ballpark. He was immediately tasered by quick thinking Philadelphia police. In the aftermath television shows and talk radio were discussing whether the force was justified or excessive. […]
The NYPD, Homeland Security and the FBI have announced that the suspect in Saturday evening’s foiled Times Square car bombing is a “balding white male in his mid ’40s” prompting an intensive coast to coast search for former teen idol Leif Garrett. “Right now all evidence points to Garrett, who I believe used to be […]