Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

Suicide Bomber Convention Ends in Tragedy

The first annual Suicide Bomber and Liberace Fan Club Convention in Las Vegas ended in tragedy today when one of the bombers died from an apparent food allergy. “We had just come from buying new Air Jordan 2010 sneakers and were eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches” said Abdul-Majeed Hussein. “All of a sudden Fareed […]