Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, May 26th, 2010

European Union Accuses American Cheese of “Unilateralism”

The European Union has accused American cheese of “unilateralism” and deemed it a threat to peace. Jerzy Buzek, President of the Parliament of the European Union made the announcement today. “These individually wrapped slices of American Cheese are destroying Europe.” He then went on to describe in full why the European Union will boycott American […]