Browsing the blog archives for May, 2017
Since the suicide of Aaron Hernandez attention has once again focused on the NFL and their players. Many are asking the question, “Are NFL players naturally violent?” With this in mind I sat down with the Commissioner of the NFL, Roger Goodell. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Goodell. RG: What? What? Did you kill somebody? Is that a gun? MI: […]
Though better known as arch enemies who have fought each other many times, Godzilla and King Kong have teamed up to film a PSA warning about the dangers of cisgender bullying. I recently sat down with the two to discus their joint venture. MI: Good afternoon Godzilla and King Kong it’s a pleasure to be able to […]
“What? Trump fired Comey? To hell with baseball! I’m outraged!” ~ Yankee manager Joe Girardi (Okay so he probably never said that but I’m sure ESPN wishes he did) The Houston (pronounced, as all civilized people agree, Howston) Astros came to town for a four game set against the Yankees. This can only mean one thing: […]
In the 24 hours since the shocking and unprecedented news first broke that the evil, traitorous Trump fired the great American patriot James Comey the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have been working the phones nonstop to get the facts. And so for my readers I now present the timeline of the Official Narrative […]
King Arthur, defeater of the Saxons and ruler of Britain, Ireland, Iceland, Norway and Gaul has been fined by the Environmental Protection Agency after allegedly pulling a sword from a stone. “King Arthur, on or about the 1st of May, did damage to a pristine wetland environment” said the EPA administrator Scott Pruitt. There was […]
Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing that cutting edge fashion plate, now in her 70s, Cher herself. MI: Good afternoon Cher. C: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI: So what brings you to my humble corner of the blogosphere? C: Donald Trump caused my asthma! MI: Oh god here we go […]
I must admit I had never heard of today’s guest before but my crack staff of crack addicted researchers insist she is a famous model or something. So without further interruption may I present Chrissy Teigen. MI: Good afternoon Miss Teigen. CT: Excuse me I am not a Miss. I am Mrs. Teigen. I am married to […]
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band is facing accusations that it engaged in a pattern of sexual harassment against female concertgoers. “I saw an ad for one of their concerts in my sorority” said a local college girl. And I though, yeah, why not go see them. They’ve been going in and out of style […]
Today at Manhattan Infidel I had planned on spending the day cleaning the grout in my bathroom but then I received an unexpected phone call from noted elite Hollywood actress Alyssa Milano. AM: Hello Is this the world famous, widely-read and influential blogger known as Manhattan Infidel? MI: Um, yeah, that’s exactly who I am. AM: Good afternoon […]
Semi-talented, billionaire con man Bruce Springsteen admitted today that for years he has been cheating on his taxes and that he has a perfectly logical explanation: “I’m a Democrat and can get away with it.” I sat down with the semi-talented, semi-differentially abled star to address his stunning admission. MI: Good afternoon Bruce. BS: Would you like […]