Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, May 26th, 2017

Charlie Brown Loses Football Scholarship!

Charlie Brown, once America’s most touted high school punter, has lost his scholarship to Ohio State. “He just didn’t live up to expectations” said Ohio State’s head coach Urban Meyer. We had heard that he could kick the ball 60-70 yards. Against the wind. With him as our punter we could win another championship. So I […]