A suicide bomber who has been identified as Salman Abedi killed 22 people and injured hundreds, some as young as six, at an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester, England.
While the facts are still being collected and not wanting to defame an entire group (unless they are white Christians) I now present the Official Bombing in Manchester So Not Caused by The Religion of Peace Template™.
A bomb exploded as a concert was ending, killing 22 and wounding hundreds. How does a tragedy like this happen?
- No one knows for sure but we must all pray for the victims
- It’s all a cultural misunderstanding
- We can build all the walls we want but to prevent further attacks like this we must engage with the Muslim community and understand why they are doing this. This is more important than bombing the Middle East.
- What did Donald Trump know and when did he know it?
Already the right-wingers are blaming Islam. How can we combat their Islamophobia?
- Convert to Islam
- Read the Koran
- Wear a burka
- Fight Donald Trump and his anti-Islam agenda
Salman Abedi was an immigrant born in England. This is all the proof I need that Islam was not responsible
- I hear you. I am ashamed that people jump to conclusions and blame Islam
- Europe, unlike America, has a long history of welcoming immigrants!
- Seriously. You backward, insular Americans know nothing of inclusiveness and openness
- This is a false flag operation. Everyone knows Donald Trump ordered it!
I’m thinking of getting my daughter genitally mutilated to show solidarity with the Muslim community of Manchester
- What a wonderful idea! I know someone who can perform the operation!
- Can I hold your daughter down while the scalpel is applied to her?
- Genital mutilation is a symbol of power for girls. You don’t want your daughter to grow up to be a hip-thrusting, sex-crazed western girl, do you?
- Donald Trump has sex with hip-thrusting, sex-crazed, wild, western women. That should tell you all you need to know
CNN has just reported that an anonymous source who used to work for a previous administration says that Trump colluded with Putin to overthrow the American electoral system and yes while I know this has nothing to do with the bombing in Manchester I thought it was important
- I thank you for bringing this to my attention. Impeach the bastard!
- Republicans think that they have the right to win elections and govern. This is not so!
- Are you sure Trump had nothing to do with the bombing in Manchester?
- No seriously. Don’t be so naive. Trump ordered the bombing to distract from his collusion with Russia!
This template has been brought to you as a public service. Together we can fight Islamophobia. Just remember to a) genitally mutilate your daughters b) read the Koran and c) Impeach Trump!!!!!