Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, May 10th, 2017

King Arthur Pulls Sword from Stone; U.S. Reacts to Threat!

King Arthur, defeater of the Saxons and ruler of Britain, Ireland, Iceland, Norway and Gaul has been fined by the Environmental Protection Agency after allegedly pulling a sword from a stone. “King Arthur, on or about the 1st of May, did damage to a pristine wetland environment” said the EPA administrator Scott Pruitt. There was […]