Browsing the blog archives for November, 2015
With the resignation of the University of Missouri’s President and Chancellor over “systemic racism and Nazi poop” we here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ must ask, “Why the fuss?” Why were students of a liberal university outraged over a swastika? They shouldn’t be. They should be proud of the poop swastika. The swastika […]
After repeated complaints about his job performance, Frankenstein was dismissed today from his job with the fire department. “We really had no choice” said the Department’s head of human resources. His job performance was not satisfactory. He had an attitude problem and his coworkers found it difficult to work with him. Look we gave him every […]
Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing a long-time resident of the forest of Oz, the Tin Man himself. MI: Good day to you Mr. Tin Man. TM: Yeah, whatever. MI: Okay, you seem just a little bitter. TM: You think? You f*cking think? What gave that away asshole. MI: Wow. Okay. So tell me, what’s your […]
With the release of pictures of the physical bruising to Greg Hardy’s ex-girlfriend, an embarrassed NFL has decided to institute, effective immediately, a strict personal conduct policy. “While the majority, okay, a sizable minority, okay, a minuscule minority of our players are law abiding we can no longer stand by and pretend that a few, okay, a […]
With the civil war in Mordor still raging the other Kingdoms of Middle Earth face a humanitarian crisis as hundreds of thousands of refugee enter their territories. “Gondor and Rohan are at the breaking point” said Frodo, who first noticed the migrants leaving Mordor when he went to the kingdom to destroy the Ring of […]
Emilio Estefan and his wife Gloria, Shakira, Carlos Santana, Wyclef Jean and others have released the single “We’re All Mexican” in hopes of stopping Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump and his “hateful anti-Hispanic sentiment.” The hastily put-together protest song was recorded and immediately shipped north for distribution in the United States. “We are hoping to […]
When the Scarecrow received his new brain he envisioned a whole new life with many opportunities. What he didn’t expect was to become a focal point of protests from local feminists. Soon after he received his brain from the Wizard the Scarecrow started taking classes at his local community college. “I had taken a […]
Things have become tense in Heaven recently after the arrival of former senator and actor Fred Thompson. “I’ve lived here for awhile” said St. Francis. It’s a sleepy town. A lot like Mayberry but with even fewer blacks. Not much happens. Most of us just bathe in the light of eternal love. But then Fred showed […]
In a shocking turn of events advertising mascot Mr. Peanut was attacked and violated over the weekend. Around 10 pm on Saturday night Mr. Peanut, dressed in his trademark top hat, monocle and cane visited a popular gay bar and ordered a few drinks. Around midnight he was seen talking to a group dressed as bikers. The […]