Browsing the blog archives for October, 2015
Glamour Magazine has named former Olympian who formerly went by the name “Bruce” Jenner but now prefers to be called “Caitlyn” as its woman of the year. “While this choice may be controversial in the eyes of conservatives, Caitlyn represents everything we want a modern woman to be” said Glamour’s editor Cynthia Leive (pictured here). […]
Living in a Democracy Republic anything is possible when the public goes to the ballot box. So it should come as no surprise when New York City mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (stage name Bill de Blasio) was overwhelmingly elected as our nation’s president, beating out Hillary Clinton (who switched parties and ran as a Republican when […]
Captain Ahab, commander of the Pequod has been ordered by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to “cease and desist” from hunting any more white whales. “We have contacted Captain Ahab” said the Service’s director, Daniel M. Ashe. And we have let him know that he has a responsibility to be a good steward of […]
Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the honor of interviewing Hollywood actor Tim Daly. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Daly. TD: Please, call me Tim. MI: Alright Tim. Let’s start by talking about your career. You’ve had a very successful career the past 30 years. TD: That’s not what I want to talk about. MI: Okay. What […]
In what could have far-reaching repercussions for the mail order industry, Wile E. Coyote, resident of the American southwest is suing Acme corporation for “false and misleading advertising” that led to “pain and emotional duress.” In papers filed with the district court Mr. Coyote claims that Acme products consistently malfunctioned and did not provide the […]
With the centenary of Frank Sinatra’s birth fast approaching we here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ (still proudly serving gluten) have thought it best to examine one of Mr. Sinatra’s most famous songs: “Fly Me to the Moon.” To wit: Are the events described in this song scientifically feasible? The song begins with […]
On the heels of Kanye West’s announcement that he will run for President in 2020 came the news that another Hollywood superstar, Lindsay Lohan, has tossed her hat into the ring. And so I now present the latest in my award-winning would you like to touch it series, 2017 Inaugural addresses. I now take you […]
As everyone who is educated agrees, the western calendar is racist. The segmentation of time into days, hours, minutes and seconds oppresses peoples of color in a way not seen since Desi Arnaz pretended to be Hispanic. Combined with the fact that having only 12 months means we will soon run out of months to […]
Popular advertising mascot Smokey the Bear and former NSYNC band member and current gay man Lance Bass have ended speculation that they are a couple by formally announcing their relationship. “I want to end the salacious media speculation” said Bass. Smokey and myself are indeed a couple. We love each other. He is my soul […]
The Kardashians, that terrorist group of men-hating destroyers, have struck again. In the wake of Bruce Jenner’s decision to become Caitlyn Jenner, Lamar Odom, former NBA player and estranged wife of Chloe Kardashian, was found naked and unresponsive with “blood and white stuff” coming out of his nose. Source report that Odom checked into the […]