Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, October 28th, 2015

Captain Ahab In Trouble with Fish and Wildlife Administration

Captain Ahab, commander of the Pequod has been ordered by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to “cease and desist” from hunting any more white whales. “We have contacted Captain Ahab” said the Service’s director, Daniel M. Ashe. And we have let him know that he has a responsibility to be a good steward of […]