Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, October 9th, 2015

Galactic Empire Pushes for Light Saber Control!

The emperor of the Galactic Empire, Lord Palpatine, has announced that his first order of business will be to introduce strict lightsaber regulation into all territory currently controlled by the Empire. “The safety of our subjects is my first priority” declared the fearless Emperor. One need only look at the statistics to see that the […]