Browsing the archives for the 2017 Inaugural addresses category

My Exclusive Interview With the Governor of Nevada Brian Sandoval

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing the governor of the state of Nevada, the honorable Brian Sandoval. MI: Good afternoon Governor Sandoval. [Pause] MI: Governor Sandoval? GS: Yes. Sorry. I was distracted by the many problems a governor has to deal with. MI:  I can only imagine.  Tell me, in your opinion what is […]

Robin Hood Sworn in as President!

Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I hope everyone had a safe and happy Thanksgiving. I spent the holiday in my traditional fashion:  Dinner at McDonalds followed by three days in bed staring at the ceiling hoping for death. But it’s time to get back to work so I now present the latest […]

Warren Wilhelm Jr. (Stage Name Bill de Blasio) Sworn in as President

Living in a Democracy Republic anything is possible when the public goes to the ballot box. So it should come as no surprise when New York City mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (stage name Bill de Blasio) was overwhelmingly elected as our nation’s president, beating out Hillary Clinton (who switched parties and ran as a Republican when […]

Lindsay Lohan Sworn in as President

On the heels of Kanye West’s announcement that he will run for President in 2020 came the news that another Hollywood superstar, Lindsay Lohan, has tossed her hat into the ring. And so I now present the latest in my award-winning would you like to touch it series, 2017 Inaugural addresses. I now take you […]

Joe Biden Sworn in as President

Like many in the blogging community I am undersexed, lacking social skills, am deeply in debt and will die alone follow politics. And that why I, like many others, were surprised and delighted when Joe Biden won the presidency in the 2016 election.  Delighted because it gives me four years of material. Surprised because, well, […]

Hillary Clinton Sworn in as President

Hillary Clinton is one of the more important figures of the 21st century.  First Lady, Senator, Secretary of State, enabler of serial sexual predator Bill Clinton.  It’s only appropriate that she end her career as the 45th President of these United States. And so I give you Hillary Clinton’s inauguration speech from January 20, 2017. […]

Donald Trump Sworn in as President

You know the great thing about living in a Democracy?  I don’t either.  Democracies suck. And that’s why we were lucky that our founding fathers gave us a Republic. You know what’s great about living in a republic? Tap beer.  Tap beer and grilled cheese sandwiches. Sometimes I roll around naked in grilled cheese until […]

Fake Person of Color Bobby Jindal Sworn in as President

You know what they say about peoples of color?  They are all reliably socialist and Democratic. This makes them morally superior to the White man.  Except for Cubans who vote Republican. Today it is part six (that’s seis in Espanol, the peace loving future language of America) of my series 2017 Inaugural addresses. This time […]

History’s Greatest Monster Sworn in as President

You know what they say about the number five?  All good things come in fives.  Actually that’s just stupid.  No one has ever said that. Ever.  However it is time for the fifth installment of my 2017 presidential inaugural addresses series.  This time it’s Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker. Or, as I like to call him:  History’s […]

Fat Man Sworn in as President!

Now it is time for part four of my series on 2016 presidential candidates and their inaugural addresses.  Today it is New Jersey Governor Chris Christie’s turn. Note:  At the request of the President-elect the inauguration was moved from the Capitol to a nearby Wendy’s. My fellow Americans.  I am please to [burp] sorry.  Just […]