Browsing the blog archives for October, 2015

Manhattan Infidel Presents: A Social Studies Test!

Being a man of learning and sophistication cartoons it is my responsibility to ensure that my readers are as sophisticated drunk and naked as I am.  With that in mind I give you a social studies test.  Because without social studies we’d have to play dodge ball. A person driving a car needs to be […]

Science! It’s Progressive!

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of giving my readers a short science quiz that will broaden their horizons and help them become better, more enlightened and progressive citizens of the State. Please use a number two pencil. Frozen water is called Fog Ice Steam Proof of the settled science of climate change […]

Zeus Laments Neutering His Kraken!

Zeus, King of the Gods of Mt. Olympus and Lord of the Sky and Thunder is seeking to sell his kraken after having him neutered. “I thought it would make him more manageable” Zeus told his young assistant, Ganymede. I mean don’t get me wrong.  Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of Mount Olympus, having a […]

Obama Discusses His Strategy to Contain Doctors Without Borders

A week after the bombing of a Doctors Without Borders hospital in Afghanistan President Obama held a press conference and declared that the bombing of the hospital was a “necessary first step” in containing the group. “For too long we have let this group expand its operations without interference” declared the President. The world demands […]


Dracula Victim of Class Action Sexual Harassment Lawsuit

Count Dracula, well-known and popular vampire of Transylvanian heritage, rumored to be descended from Attila the Hun and currently residing in Orlando, Florida, has been hit with a class action sexual harassment lawsuit from 30 women who claim that he preyed on them and promised them jobs. “I trusted him” said one woman involved in the […]

Galactic Empire Pushes for Light Saber Control!

The emperor of the Galactic Empire, Lord Palpatine, has announced that his first order of business will be to introduce strict lightsaber regulation into all territory currently controlled by the Empire. “The safety of our subjects is my first priority” declared the fearless Emperor. One need only look at the statistics to see that the […]


Ralphie Arrested!

Ralphie Parker, a nine-year old boy who received from his parents for Christmas a Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time, has been arrested for illegal possession of a firearm. “According to the laws of this state, a so-called BB […]

Yankees Season Ends; CC Sabathia Refuses to Stay Drunk for Playoffs!

Disappointing legions of baseball fans, CC Sabathia entered rehab the day before the wild card game. “Today I am checking myself into an alcohol rehabilitation center to receive the professional care and assistance needed to treat my disease” said the heft lefty. I love baseball and I love my teammates like brothers, and I am also […]


What Neil Armstrong Could Have Said on the Moon

As everyone knows when the late Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon for the first time he said “That’s one small step for  man, one giant leap for mankind.”  But did you know that that wasn’t the first phrase Armstrong came up with? Being a bit of a history buff I was able to […]

Manhattan Infidel Discusses How to Be a Modern Man

Last week the New York Times (the paper of the Democratic Party record) ran a piece on how to be a modern man.  The piece was widely mocked.  Do not listen to them.  Only Manhattan Infidel knows how to be a modern man. And that is what I am going to share with my readers. […]