Science! It’s Progressive!

Who knew learning could be so progressive?

Who knew learning could be so progressive?

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of giving my readers a short science quiz that will broaden their horizons and help them become better, more enlightened and progressive citizens of the State.

Please use a number two pencil.

Frozen water is called

  • Fog
  • Ice
  • Steam
  • Proof of the settled science of climate change

Which animal has wings?

  • Bird
  • Mouse
  • Frog
  • Any animal that is protected by the state can be said to have wings as they won’t be shot by white male hunters of northern European origin

Which animal in the food chain is predator and not prey?

  • Duck
  • Mosquito
  • Fish
  • The white male of northern European origin. Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil’s pawn. Alone among God’s primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother’s land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

It takes the Earth one year to revolve around the Sun.  How long will it take the Earth to revolve half way around the Sun?

  • Three months
  • Six months
  • Depends on the effects of climate change
  • The Church used to believe the Sun revolved around the Earth.  But what do you expect from people who pray to a white man’s god?

Which two terms are used to describe weather?

  • Wind direction and amount of erosion
  • Air temperature and wind speed
  • We need to adopt wind power.  Only wind power will protect mother Earth
  • Climate change and global warming

An object is attracted to a magnet. When the magnet is moved away from the object, the magnetic force on the object will

  • Decrease
  • Increase
  • Why must the object and the magnet be kept apart? Societal conventions need to be altered!
  • Why must love be punished? The object and the magnet have a right to marry and physically celebrate their love

Which energy transfer occurs when a student blows a whistle?

  • electrical to sound
  • mechanical to sound
  • The transfer of the white man’s rape privilege to the victim’s right to fight back
  • All penis in vagina sex is a transfer of rape energy

Which color baseball cap would absorb the most light on a sunny day?

  • Black
  • White
  • Pink
  • We should all wear pink to show our solidarity with the survivors of breast cancer which was invented by the white man to keep women down

An octopus squirts black ink around itself to hide from predators. This adaptation is an example of

  • recycling nutrients
  • creating shelter
  • Nature’s rape whistle
  • I mean seriously we must do something about the rape epidemic on college campuses and don’t even think of saying women should take responsibility for their actions!

Which activity is an example of a good health habit?

  • riding a bicycle without a helmet
  • wearing a hat while in the Sun
  • Becoming a vegan since meat is murder!
  • Eating gluten-free kale.  Science has proven that people who have a gluten-free diet love peace and live in harmony with nature

Which human activity will help conserve Earth’s natural resources?

  • burning trash in the yard
  • recycling plastic bottles
  • Using a low-flush toilet
  • Not having children.  Children grown into men who destroy the Earth. Please use birth control or abort your children.  It’s for the children!

Well readers, that wasn’t too difficult. I hope everyone passed.


3 Responses

  1. Petermc3 says:

    I don’t have a #2 pencil so I get 100% for wanting to take the test but couldn’t .

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