Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, November 20th, 2015

Optimus Prime Rejects Sexual Identity!

Optimus Prime has announced that after a lifetime of being “trapped” in his male transformer body he is fully transitioning into a female transformer. “It is true” said Optimus in a prepared statement. For years I felt different than the other Autobots. I had a sense that my body was not what it was supposed […]