Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, November 3rd, 2015

Fred Thompson Annoys Residents of Heaven by Hawking Reverse Mortgages

Things have become tense in Heaven recently after the arrival of former senator and actor Fred Thompson. “I’ve lived here for awhile” said St. Francis. It’s a sleepy town.  A lot like Mayberry but with even fewer blacks. Not much happens.  Most of us just bathe in the light of eternal love.  But then Fred showed […]