Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, November 2nd, 2015

Mr. Peanut Mugged, Sodomized!

In a shocking turn of events advertising mascot Mr. Peanut was attacked and violated over the weekend. Around 10 pm on Saturday night Mr. Peanut, dressed in his trademark top hat, monocle and cane visited a popular gay bar and ordered a few drinks. Around midnight he was seen talking to a group dressed as bikers. The […]