Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, November 9th, 2015

NFL Institutes Strict New “Three Felonies You’re Out!” Policy

With the release of pictures of the physical bruising to Greg Hardy’s ex-girlfriend, an embarrassed NFL has decided to institute, effective immediately, a strict personal conduct policy. “While the majority, okay, a sizable minority, okay, a minuscule minority of our players are law abiding we can no longer stand by and pretend that a few, okay, a […]