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19 Nov 15

Charlie Sheen Contracts HIV From Blood Transfusion But Mostly From One Night Stand With 30 Porn Stars, 25 Prostitutes, 18 Drug Dealers, The LSU Tigers and Some Guy From Indiana Named Biff!

Ending weeks of tabloid speculation, Charlie Sheen announced he has contracted HIV. “It’s true” Sheen told Matt Lauer during a sit-down on the Today Show. I have to put a stop to this onslaught, this barrage of attacks and harmful stories about me threatening the health of so many others. I’ve known I’ve been HIV […]

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Last night I went through another one of my horrible experiences. Many years ago I was bitten by a werewolf. Now, whenever the full moon rises I turn into a wolf myself.
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Manhattan Infidel

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Charlie Sheen Contracts HIV From Blood Transfusion But Mostly From One Night Stand With 30 Porn Stars, 25 Prostitutes, 18 Drug Dealers, The LSU Tigers and Some Guy From Indiana Named Biff!

Last night I went through another one of my horrible experiences. Many years ago I was bitten by a werewolf. Now, whenever the full moon rises I turn into a wolf myself.

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